I had a dream when I tried to find a secret

I had a dream where I was on some grand adventure to find some dark secret about Nintendo or something. I went to some top secret place and talked to some lady who was tracking...I dunno, something and saying stuff like "I don't know how they managed to do that, but they have it set to private, which is illegal in this country and bla bla bla" and then some Darth Vader looking dude. Well, not really, he talked like Darth Vader but had a fishbowl helmet with what looked like the mouth piece of a gas mask and was shirtless with leather pants, but had a HUGE wart about the side of another head on his hip that jiggled. But he didn't walk, he was attached to some device on the wall that transported him places. He came in and told me I know to much and pretty much threw me out the studio. And then some skunk with glasses on my shoulder said something like "damn, studio 10 couldn't get us anywhere...if only we could find studio 11"

And then I backed up a bit and the "studio" (which looked like 4 Mayan pyramids fused together with roman numerals above each entryway) and saw that one entrance at the top that was closed had no numeral on it. "That's the one!"

So I ran down the passageway to make my way to the stairs leading to it, and from behind I hear vehicles. Some cow with a mohawk and and sunglasses is driving a motorcycle while two dudes in a car with a Gatling gun mounted on it are driving behind. So I manage to make it to the wall next to the stairs first and just barely dodge the cycling cow. As he crashes into the wall he says something that I assume to be the name of the special move he pulled off or something. I forgot what he said, but it was something stupid like "Shockslap one."

So he backed up. I start climbing up the stairs and he rides up the side of the wall to follow me and then tries to slap the wheel on me while starting up the first syllables of his move's name again. But I throw my hands up to knock him off balance and he falls to the bottom of the pyramid with the cycle landing on him, and then it explodes. I dunno what happened to the other guys, but I woke up around this point. It'd be cool if I remembered what happened at the start of the dream. Why did I have a science skunk as my sidekick?

Southperry is having some weird dreams today.

Funhouse shower picture?

Needs more glasses.

Needs more Mohawk.

Needs more layers and entrances. Roman numerals aren't even important because I don't even remember if the numerals were even correct, just had the "feel" that they were there marking the entrances.

Southperry is having some weird dreams today.

Actually, I have dreams like this a lot. I can semi-lucid dream sometimes as well, but if I try too hard I usually wake up, so I'm not in full control really. I noticed cows have a very prominent presence in my dreams, they've been a constant motif in many of them since I was a kid.

Well, I was saying that 3 people have posted some weird dreams to day.
And if I ever do have a dream, it usually is weird.

Well, I was saying that 3 people have posted some weird dreams to day.
And if I ever do have a dream, it usually is weird.

Oh, well I wouldn't have posted if nobody else felt like using SP as their dream diary today.

Taken from some website:
Cow

To see a cow in your dream, symbolizes your passive and docile nature. You obey others without question. Alternatively, a cow represents maternal instincts or the desire to be cared for. For some cultures, the cow represents divine qualities of fertility, nourishment and motherhood.
To see the skeleton of a cow, suggests that your mother or motherly figure in your waking life is displaying a lack of emotions. She is being unresponsive to your needs.
To see a herd of cows, indicates your need to belong.
To dream that you are milking a cow, represents your willingness and drive to work hard. In the end, you will benefit from your hard work.

And from another website:
To see a cow in your dream implies that you are content with following instructions and not causing an argument or defiance. You tend to be submissive and meek. It may also indicate that you seek comfort and protection or you wish to nurture others. In some societies, cows are symbolic of fruitfulness, sustenance, and maternity.To see a cow with a skeleton face implies that your relationship with your mother isn’t very close and you don’t share your feelings with each other. You feel as if she doesn’t provide you with your needs and requirements.To see a herd of cows means that you want to be accepted by others and be a part of a group, society, or organization.

Taken from some website:
Cow

To see a cow in your dream, symbolizes your passive and docile nature. You obey others without question. Alternatively, a cow represents maternal instincts or the desire to be cared for. For some cultures, the cow represents divine qualities of fertility, nourishment and motherhood.
To see the skeleton of a cow, suggests that your mother or motherly figure in your waking life is displaying a lack of emotions. She is being unresponsive to your needs.
To see a herd of cows, indicates your need to belong.
To dream that you are milking a cow, represents your willingness and drive to work hard. In the end, you will benefit from your hard work.

And from another website:
To see a cow in your dream implies that you are content with following instructions and not causing an argument or defiance. You tend to be submissive and meek. It may also indicate that you seek comfort and protection or you wish to nurture others. In some societies, cows are symbolic of fruitfulness, sustenance, and maternity.To see a cow with a skeleton face implies that your relationship with your mother isn’t very close and you don’t share your feelings with each other. You feel as if she doesn’t provide you with your needs and requirements.To see a herd of cows means that you want to be accepted by others and be a part of a group, society, or organization.

Cool story. What about the skunk?

Skunk

To see a skunk in your dream symbolizes your xenophobic and self-conflicting nature. You push people away without trying, or meaning to. Alternatively, a skunk represents your survival instincts in which you are willing to expose yourself to any degree of embarrassment just to get away from a serious pineapple up. For some cultures, the skunk represents the ultimate among the 36 stratagems.
To see the poop of a skunk suggests that your pretty pineappleed up fetish is starting to surface in your personality, as skunks normally never poop, it takes an extreme obsession for a brain to visualize the actual procedures.
To see a herd of skunks signals your loneliness, in which you desperate desire to fit in the community, but can't help releasing gas and scaring off everybody in your immediate vicinity.
Skunk is a symbolic visualization of Forever Alone. To see yourself milking a skunk indicates your masochism tendency where you find joy in abusing helplessly desperate people in need of your company.

Skunk

To see a skunk in your dream symbolizes your xenophobic and self-conflicting nature. You push people away without trying, or meaning to. Alternatively, a skunk represents your survival instincts in which you are willing to expose yourself to any degree of embarrassment just to get away from a serious pineapple up. For some cultures, the skunk represents the ultimate among the 36 stratagems.
To see the poop of a skunk suggests that your pretty pineappleed up fetish is starting to surface in your personality, as skunks normally never poop, it takes an extreme obsession for a brain to visualize the actual procedures.
To see a herd of skunks signals your loneliness, in which you desperate desire to fit in the community, but can't help releasing gas and scaring off everybody in your immediate vicinity.
Skunk is a symbolic visualization of Forever Alone. To see yourself milking a skunk indicates your masochism tendency where you find joy in abusing helplessly desperate people in need of your company.

But he had glasses and was smart.

Only the first line of what he said is on the internet. Everything I copied straight up, he just added some things to it. You're weird spidey. Wanting to be cared for, yet pushing people away?

Only the first line of what he said is on the internet. Everything I copied straight up, he just added some things to it. You're weird spidey. Wanting to be cared for, yet pushing people away?

You're weird spidey. Wanting to be cared for, yet pushing people away?

How on Mars is that weird?

I had a dream inside a dream once.
True story.

Do you have a picture that can represent this dream visually?

Do you have a picture that can represent this dream visually?

No. I could probably commission one though, but I'd rather request other stuff than some random dream.

I haven't remembered a dream I've had in like.... 3 years now. Damn. You remember yours often Spidey? I can't remember if that was supposed to have some meaning to it or not.... sounds like you have some pretty whacky pomegranate going on in your dreams though.