A Squirrel Tried To Attack Me.

Back during Winter Break, I went to indulge myself with a bagel and a cup of coffee. I had to walk about a mile to my local bagel + Coffee shop. After I finished my breakfast, I took out my iPhone and started recording parrots... cause there were a ton of them on a tree. I kicked the tree and they all flew away making "SQWAAHHH" noises as they fled.

I continued my path and I noticed this squirrel. I take out my phone and start recording it. I step in a little closer and the little squirrel jolts up and turns his attention towards me. He climbs down his tree and dashes for me. Thinking that squirrels are dangerous little creatures (if they bite) I starting thinking "Oh pomegranate" and I ran. I ran away from the squirrel. I got to the bagel shop (which was about two buildings down) and thought I was safe BUT THE SQUIRREL WAS BEHIND ME... So, I walked in the coffee shop and bought myself another cup of hot chocolate mixed with coffee. On the bright side, I got away from the squirrel. On the down side, I used another 4 dollars on coffee I drank before.

Now, I have this strange fear of squirrels... I mean they're nice things and all, but when they get close I have this little instinct to start running... away from the squirrel.

This is a very true story ):.

This has to be said on behalf of men everywhere: You're a p'ussy.

Well sorry, I was raised to be an innocent little boy .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMuHFWff3...r_embedded

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMuHFWff3...r_embedded

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Ya, I recorded it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMuHFWff3...r_embedded

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Way to stalk bro.

hahahahahahahahaha I wish so hard that you had screamed like a girl or recorded more

Also what's up with your city? Creepy ghost town.

hahahahahahahahaha I wish so hard that you had screamed like a girl or recorded more

Also what's up with your city? Creepy ghost town.

It was like 6 or so in the morning or something during winter break. In reality, I just don't like animals (of any kind) being close to me and it caught me by surprise that the squirrel rushed at me, so I just ran /first instinct.

I was expecting you got attacked by



and I'd sympathize with you, but you weren't. I am disappoint. You now have no excuse to be beaten by a squirrel.

I would have stepped on it.

And LOL IT FOLLOWED YOU.

Give em some acorns and tada!

Did I just kill the thread? O__O

Way to stalk bro.

The video was on his Tumblr.

That happens Because you were walking on tall Grass /badjoke

You're a p'ussy.

This.

I found the video hilarious, though.

Choke dat peach out.

You should of captured it, and turned it into your partner. Have a bully? I choose you, squirrel! Use rabies bite! Yea, ultimate self defense.
It has to sit on your shoulder, like a pikachu. :3

Isn't Pikachu a squirrel?

it was jelly that you are a Pikachu

Isn't Pikachu a squirrel?

Pikachu's a mouse. :3
@above is a squirrel type thing.

Bamp.

I aint gunna lie man.

I lolled hard.

It's strange how often we are like "OOH PRETTY ANIMAL" and try to get close, but when the animal gets close to us we freak out.
We like to be in control I guess.