I don't know whether to call my dad gay...

Or fucking awesome.

Recipe for male badassness: 1 kilt, 0 underwear.

Kilts are NEVER gay.

Why would you accuse the scottish, whom wear kilts, gay?

Because of his stance, face, and the fact that he's not exactly... Scottish. We're of Scottish roots, but our ancestors only came from Scotland about 150 ~ 200 years ago. lol

the latter

Kilts are awesome. A friend of mine was having a party some time ago and he was wearing a kilt the whole time (with underwear though). It made walking outside in the cold at 2 AM even more crazy awesome, especially when we ran into other people.

Would have been better if he was wearing a kilt -and- Hawaiian shirt, then you -really- know he doesn't take pomegranate from nobody.

Would have been better if he was wearing a kilt -and- Hawaiian shirt, then you -really- know he doesn't take pomegranate from nobody.

-Hawaiian- -Shirts- -Are- -the- -bomb- -dot- -com-

-Hawaiian- -Shirts- -Are- -the- -bomb- -dot- -com-

 Dont forget the aussie hat

If he talks like Sean Connery, hes awesome, if not, hes gay.

Because of his stance, face

It's the latter, my friend. Any good gaydar will tell you he looks like a badass hetero in a kilt, more Robert Downey Jr. than Elton John.

If you ever went to scotland you'd realise they are as manly as male viking bears. Even the women.

The German nickname for the Scots in WWI was the "Ladies from Hell". I lol'd at that.

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When I was in scotland there were bookmarkers with the patterns of each family's kilt, they also had a picture of a guy wearing a kilt with that pattern.
In one of those there was a picture of a man with nothing but a kilt, socks and something on top in the middle of a blizzard.


You have to hear someone say Edinburgh in scotish english, it's awesome.
This, more or less: http://vocaroo.com/?media=vKvDKSjWesmeEI1gL

Warning: Your dad may find out about this thread.

Not a chance in the world.

Not a chance in the world.

I'm pretty sure there's a chance.

(I didn't send anything btw)

I'm pretty sure there's a chance.

(I didn't send anything btw)

Go ahead, I don't care. He'll laugh his ass off.


Oh, but then there's the whole thing where he has to register. He won't really know this THREAD exists, because he won't take the time to register, because he doesn't give a flying f'uck about anything MapleStory.

And since you're a mutual friend of mine, he won't give a f'uck, because that means you're not some random person asking/telling him shi't.


So either way, he'll laugh and brush it off.

Go ahead, I don't care. He'll laugh his ass off.


Oh, but then there's the whole thing where he has to register. He won't really know this THREAD exists, because he won't take the time to register, because he doesn't give a flying f'uck about anything MapleStory.

And since you're a mutual friend of mine, he won't give a f'uck, because that means you're not some random person asking/telling him shi't.


So either way, he'll laugh and brush it off.

And you question whether your father is gay or not? I wish I had your dad!