Derp Cutscenes

Nothing to do, vacations ofc.
More things coming later, i typed in korean text to test out the fonts, and accidentally found one EXACTLY alike KMS ones.
The texts are just derpy versions of english ones translated through a translator.
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They look amazing, but umm.... What do they say? D:

If they didn't have the "Aslem" these would be fun to look at in basil or something, people would be speculating so many things.

If you wanna troll' em, i can lend you the best one you think without the watermark, lol.
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They were just for the lulz, since they can't be really implemented in game.
It's a story, those doods are Archeologists exploring a new region, that cactus attacks them in the desert, everyone get's pineappleed up and one of them wanders in the desert, when he finds something shining inside a little lake in the oasis, a pyramid reveals and he enters there to get some pomegranate.
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Needs the rest of these cutscenes to look better.
That's what it says.