Alright, this isn't one of the greatest warstorys to ever exist, as there wasn't too much prediction, there's a long stall war in the middle, and one noobish mistake in the beginning where I didn't switch my lead properly. However, the ending is very exciting! (Even though I desperately want to do one of those clique "OMG WILL IT OUTSPEED/KO/HAVE SEX" endings, I know all of you guys hate them, so yeah, I won't include it. By the way, my Smogon battle name is MissCourtney. Don't ask where that came from. I think there is no hax in this battle. Amazing!
SERIOUS VERSION IS THIS ONE IF YOU WANT TO VIEW IT.
Battle between MissCourtney and kxichi started!
Tier: Dream World OU
Variation: +48, -51
Rule: Rated
Rule: Sleep Clause
Rule: Freeze Clause
Rule: Challenge Cup
Rule: No Timeout
My comments will be in blue.
The Pokemon's HP status will be in red.
Teams:
![[Image: 78937675.jpg]](http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/1738/78937675.jpg)
Heh! What a great opportunity to use Rankurusu (for those who don't know, it's an extremely bulky Psychic type Pokemon with Magic Guard). Psychic would be a clean OHKO! Also, it seems that I can use my Politoed much more riskily, as he has no weather changers. Hurray!
Oh, and if you haven't noticed, I run a Rain Team. It's extremely entertaining to face other weather teams.
kxichi sent out Mike Tyson! (Machamp)
MissCourtney sent out Politoed!
Politoed's Drizzle made it rain!
[COLOR="red"]Machamp: Healthy
Politoed: Healthy[/COLOR]
![[Image: 68.png]](http://www.pokestadium.com/pokemon/sprites/handheld/blackwhite/68.png)
vs ![[Image: 186.png]](http://www.pokestadium.com/pokemon/sprites/handheld/blackwhite/backsprites/186.png)
Aw, crap...I forgot to switch...I assure you though, this would be the only noobish mistake I make this entire battle! Besides, I bet all of you just click on the Pokemon without switching it once in a while. At least Rain is up....Anyways, I suppose I'll just protect to see what it'll do. There's a very slim chance he might be running Guts, so that would determine my Boiling Water...
Start of turn 1
Politoed used Protect!
Politoed protected itself!
The foe's Mike Tyson used DynamicPunch!
Politoed protected itself!
Rain continues to fall!
MissCourtney: I forgot to switch T_T
[COLOR="red"]Machamp: Disgruntled but healthy
Politoed: Laughing behind Protect but healthy[/COLOR]
vs
Definitely No Guard (lol @ Guts lead). Well, I suppose I should switch out to Rankurusu now...it's better than nothing. I want Machamp to die ASAP. I hate his confusion.
Start of turn 2
MissCourtney called Politoed back!
MissCourtney sent out Rankurusu!
The foe's Mike Tyson used DynamicPunch!
It's not very effective...
Rankurusu lost 124 HP! (29% of its health)
Rankurusu became confused!
[COLOR="red"]Machamp: Pleased and healthy that he stupefied Rankurusu with his gayness.
Rankurusu: Somewhat healthy but confused at his sexuality.[/COLOR]
vs ![[Image: 579.png]](http://www.pokestadium.com/pokemon/sprites/handheld/blackwhite/backsprites/579.png)
Shame. To think I would have preferred the now-nerfed super effective Payback to the non very effective Dynamic Punch. Meh. I'm going to use Psychic. Maybe he doesn't expect Rankurusu to 1HKO him, as he probably has some special defense EVs to counter Azelfs...I sure hope he doesn't hit himself...
Rain continues to fall!
Start of turn 3
The foe's Mike Tyson used Bullet Punch!
Rankurusu lost 67 HP! (15% of its health)
Rankurusu is confused!
Rankurusu used Psychic!
It's super effective!
The foe's Mike Tyson lost 100% of its health!
The foe's Mike Tyson fainted!
[COLOR="red"]Machamp: Dead and out.
Rankurusu: Quite healthy but confused.[/COLOR]
vs
Excellent, Rankurusu doesn't waste a turn. Bullet Punch is a bit strange, as Machamp obviously outspeeds. Maybe he thought it would outdamage Dynamic punch?
Rain continues to fall!
kxichi sent out TheKarateBug! (Scizor)
[COLOR="red"]Scizor: Ready for revenge
Rankurusu: Confused but otherwise fine.[/COLOR]
![[Image: 212.png]](http://www.pokestadium.com/pokemon/sprites/handheld/blackwhite/212.png)
vs
Oh pear. He's obviously Choice Banded. Only thing is, what to do? Rankurusu might be able to survive a Bullet Punch and be able to recover from it. Maybe he's buff enough to survive a U-turn...oh wait. He's probably expecting me to switch, so he'll use Pursuit. I'll stay in and Recover and laugh in his face.
Start of turn 4
The foe's TheKarateBug used U-turn!
It's super effective!
Rankurusu lost 233 HP! (54% of its health)
Rankurusu fainted!
kxichi called TheKarateBug back!
kxichi sent out Cybermogu! (Rankurusu)
[COLOR="red"]Scizor: Healthy Coward
My Rankurusu: Is now having gay sex with Machamp in heaven
Opponent's Rankurusu: Healthy.[/COLOR]
![[Image: 212.png]](http://www.pokestadium.com/pokemon/sprites/handheld/hgss/frame2/212.png)
> ![[Image: 579.png]](http://www.pokestadium.com/pokemon/sprites/handheld/blackwhite/579.png)
Well, that sure didn't work. Now I need to see what move he's carrying. Politoed can easily handle Psychic and Focus Blast, and to an extent Thunderbolt, so let's go with that. He's at least bulkier than my frail sweepers.
Rain continues to fall!
MissCourtney sent out Politoed!
[COLOR="red"]Politoed: Healthy and dancing in the rain.
Rankurusu: Healthy.[/COLOR]
vs
Protect or Boil Over, or even Encore? Toxic is useless as he probably has Magic Guard. Protect could scout out a move....nah. There's an off chance he would switch, and my specially defensive Politoed can survive a hit any day from him.
Start of turn 5
Politoed used Boil Over!
The foe's Cybermogu lost 33% of its health!
The foe's Cybermogu used Energy Ball!
It's super effective!
Politoed lost 104 HP! (27% of its health)
[COLOR="red"]Politoed: Quite healthy. Pleased at taking a super effective hit like a champ.
Rankurusu: Furious that Politoed did more damage to him than he did to it.[/COLOR]
vs
Rain continues to fall!
Politoed restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
The foe's Cybermogu restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Oh pear now Politoed is running low on HP. It looks like an offensive set, judging by the amount of damage Boil Over did. Time to switch before it's too late.
Start of turn 6
MissCourtney called Politoed back!
MissCourtney sent out Latios!
The foe's Cybermogu used Calm Mind!
The foe's Cybermogu's Sp. Att. rose!
The foe's Cybermogu's Sp. Def. rose!
[COLOR="red"]Latios: Healthy and well
Rankurusu: Attampted to calm his furiousness.[/COLOR]
vs ![[Image: 381.png]](http://www.pokestadium.com/pokemon/sprites/handheld/blackwhite/backsprites/381.png)
Rain continues to fall!
The foe's Cybermogu restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
[COLOR="blue"]Oh pear. A Calm Mind set. Well, time to calm mind with him. It doesn't look like any move of his can harm Latios.
Now...I have a confession to make. Latios is purely support. He runs Calm Mind, Psychic for Roobushin (or however you spell it. Whatever. I mean that Bulky Fighting 140 attack Pokemon everyone uses to check that mole), and HP fire (yes, in the Rain) that goddamm Nattoreii, or whatever (that steel grass Pokemon that only Latios and Rankurusu can really kill). If I use Latias Psychic won't 1hko Roobubububshoshiin and Hidden Power Fire won't 2hko Nattorei. I run Recover in the last slot as I find I need Latios multiple times, lately. I guess I would Calm Mind up, as I can't really KO him now...[/COLOR]
Start of turn 7
Latios used Calm Mind!
Latios's Sp. Att. rose!
Latios's Sp. Def. rose!
The foe's Cybermogu used Psychic!
It's not very effective...
A critical hit!
Latios lost 179 HP! (59% of its health)
[COLOR="red"]Rankurusu: Somewhat healthy but taking out his anger on Latios.
Latios: Alright, but feeling sick.[/COLOR]
vs
Ouch, need to recover. Also, good to see he has no better move to KO Latios.
Rain continues to fall!
The foe's Cybermogu restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Start of turn 8
Latios used Recover!
Latios regained health!
The foe's Cybermogu used Psychic!
It's not very effective...
Latios lost 58 HP! (19% of its health)
[COLOR="red"]Latios: Stiched himself up. Healthy
Rankuruso: Annoyed.[/COLOR]
vs
Rain continues to fall!
The foe's Cybermogu restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Oh pear. A stall war. Feel free to skip the next spoiler.
[COLOR="red"]Latios: Totally calmed down, feeling daring, and feeling okay.
Rankuruso: Feeling decent, but mad he's only at +5.[/COLOR]
vs
Now I'm at +6 and I can 2hko his +5 Rankurusu. Time to Psychic it out!
Start of turn 24
Latios used Psychic!
It's not very effective...
The foe's Cybermogu lost 31% of its health!
Latios is hurt by its Life Orb!
The foe's Cybermogu used Psychic!
It's not very effective...
Latios lost 80 HP! (26% of its health)
[COLOR="red"]Latios: Feeling weak but confident.
Rankuruso: Feeling queasy.[/COLOR]
vs
Rain continues to fall!
The foe's Cybermogu restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
He has low enough health. Time to KO!
Start of turn 25
Latios used Psychic!
It's not very effective...
The foe's Cybermogu lost 31% of its health!
Latios is hurt by its Life Orb!
The foe's Cybermogu used Psychic!
It's not very effective...
Latios lost 32 HP! (10% of its health)
Latios fainted!
[COLOR="red"]Latios: Watching my Rankurusu and Machamp having sex.
Rankuruso: Dieing but extremely happy.[/COLOR]
...oh crap. I should haver recovered but I was kind of worried about a critical hit happening sooner or later, and I wanted his Rankurusu out of the picture. Plus, he has more Psychic and Recover PP than I do plus a good alternate move to hit me with (HP Fire in the rain that's not very effective? Lulz) I didn't want this lasting forever. Well...at least I can revenge with any Pokemon. I decide Kabutops.
Rain continues to fall!
The foe's Cybermogu restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
MissCourtney sent out Kabutops!
Now...what move? Kabutops is Choice Banded, as I never really found a chance to set up with Swords Dance, and I loathed the Life Orb recoil. Plus, it makes a better revenge killer if rain isn't up, or if Kabutops is faced with a Mach Punch user (except Breloom). I suppose he'll either stay or switch to Scizor for the quick Bullet Punch, so Waterfall it is.
Start of turn 26
kxichi called Cybermogu back!
kxichi sent out Endorphine! (Burungeru)
Kabutops used Waterfall!
The foe's Endorphine's Water Absorb made the attack useless!
[COLOR="red"]Kabutops: P!ssed but otherwise healthy.
Burungeru: Gloating and healthy.[/COLOR]
![[Image: sprite.php?natid=593]](http://pokesplash.net/pokedex-bw/sprite.php?natid=593)
vs ![[Image: 141.png]](http://www.pokestadium.com/pokemon/sprites/handheld/blackwhite/backsprites/141.png)
Rain continues to fall!
Excellent prediction, as I would've probably sacrificed my own Rankurusu if he was that low in health. Now in got in Burungeru scot-free (it's that blue baloonish Pokemon. Incredibly bulky). Well, he can't touch my Kingdra! After all, he only really has Boil Over, which deals laughable damage, and Thunder Wave, right? Time to set up!
Start of turn 27
MissCourtney called Kabutops back!
MissCourtney sent out Kingdra!
The foe's Endorphine used Boil Over!
It's not very effective...
Kingdra lost 32 HP! (9% of its health)
Rain continues to fall!
Kingdra: Gloating and healthy.
Burengeru: P!ssed but otherwise healthy.
vs ![[Image: 230.png]](http://www.pokestadium.com/pokemon/sprites/handheld/blackwhite/backsprites/230.png)
Let's Dance, Kingdra!
Start of turn 28
Kingdra used Dragon Dance!
Kingdra's Attack rose!
Kingdra's Speed rose!
The foe's Endorphine used Toxic!
Kingdra was poisoned!
Rain continues to fall!
Kingdra is hurt by poison!
[COLOR="red"]Kingdra: Peeved at Toxic but feeling healthy.
Burungeru: Healthy and gathering his defenses.[/COLOR]
vs
...oh, crap. Kingdra's sweep wouldn't be able to last that long! I have Bounce in my last slot to deal those pesky Celebis! I need to sweep quick...but will he KO? One more Dragon Dance!
Start of turn 29
Kingdra used Dragon Dance!
Kingdra's Attack rose!
Kingdra's Speed rose!
The foe's Endorphine used Boil Over!
It's not very effective...
Kingdra lost 31 HP! (9% of its health)
Rain continues to fall!
Kingdra is hurt by poison!
[COLOR="red"]Kingdra: Quite healthy and ready to Outrage
Burungeru: Extremely healthy and chipping away at Kingdra.[/COLOR]
vs
Outrage Kingdra!
Start of turn 30
Kingdra used Dragon Dance!
Kingdra's Attack rose!
Kingdra's Speed rose!
OH CRAP MISCLICK!
The foe's Endorphine used Recover!
The foe's Endorphine regained health!
[COLOR="red"]Kingdra: Feeling deathly and deadly.
Burengeru: Feeling extremely healthy but feeling extremely scared.[/COLOR]
vs
OH NO!
Rain continues to fall!
Kingdra is hurt by poison!
CRAP OUTRAGE OUTRAGE OUTRAGE OUTRAGE!
Start of turn 31
Kingdra used Rest!
Kingdra went to sleep and became healthy!
Kingdra ate its Chesto Berry!
Kingdra woke up!
The foe's Endorphine used Recover!
The foe's Endorphine regained health!
Rain continues to fall!
[COLOR="red"]Kingdra: Feeling fast, confident, healthy, and more.
Burungeru: FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuu[/COLOR]
vs
Okay guys, I promise I won't trick you again. I'm running a ChestoRest set (lol BOUNCE!?!??) Unfortunately, this only makes me able to Outrage that damned balloon, as I can't touch it with Waterfall. I expect Scizor...
Start of turn 32
Kingdra used Outrage!
The foe's Endorphine lost 100% of its health!
The foe's Endorphine fainted!
Rain continues to fall!
kxichi sent out TheKarateBug! (Scizor)
[COLOR="red"]Kingdra: Outraged but 100% healthy
Burungeru: Taping Machamp's and Rankurusu's sex.[/COLOR]
>>> vs
Please KO.
Start of turn 33
Kingdra used Outrage!
It's not very effective...
The foe's TheKarateBug lost 66% of its health!
The foe's TheKarateBug used U-turn!
Kingdra lost 213 HP! (65% of its health)
kxichi called TheKarateBug back!
kxichi sent out Lucario!
Rain continues to fall!
Kingdra calmed down!
Kingdra became confused!
[COLOR="red"]Kingdra: Calmed down and feeling dizzy and sick.
Scizor: Also feeling sick. Coward.[/COLOR]
IMG]http://www.pokestadium.com/pokemon/sprites/handheld/blackwhite/212.png[/IMG] >>>![[Image: 448.png]](http://www.pokestadium.com/pokemon/sprites/handheld/blackwhite/448.png)
vs
Wow, that did a healthy amount of damage. Unfortunately, Kingdra is going to die, as he has 34% Sorry Kingdra, I have no extra Chesto Berries.
Start of turn 34
The foe's Lucario used ExtremeSpeed!
Kingdra lost 114 HP! (34% of its health)
Kingdra fainted!
The foe's Lucario is hurt by its Life Orb!
[COLOR="red"]Kingdra: Too dizzy to watch the sex.
Lucario: Fairly healthy and confident.[/COLOR]
vs
Rain continues to fall!
Gonna switch in Politoed due to his bulkiness and ability to burn him at a 30% rate. Go Politoed!
MissCourtney sent out Politoed!
Burn baby burn.
Start of turn 35
kxichi called Lucario back!
kxichi sent out Cybermogu! (Rankurusu)
Politoed used Boil Over!
The foe's Cybermogu lost 37% of its health!
The foe's Cybermogu was burned!
Rain continues to fall!
Politoed restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
The foe's Cybermogu restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
The foe's Cybermogu is hurt by its burn!
The foe's Cybermogu fainted!
kxichi sent out Lucario!
[COLOR="red"]Rankurusu: Wondering if you can have incest in heaven.
Politoed: Really healthy and confident.[/COLOR]
![[Image: 579.png]](http://www.pokestadium.com/pokemon/sprites/handheld/blackwhite/shiny/579.png)
>>> vs
[COLOR="blue"]That burn doesn't matter, as he would've died the next turn anyway.
...and I figured out he actually DIDN'T have Magic Guard. I guess Regeneration is helpful, but I'll still stick with Magic Guard as I need the 1hko on Nuttpain and I hate the recoil. Now, I don't really have any good switch ins, so I'll let Politoed die to Lucario and then revenge with Kabutops or something. I dare not use Protect in case he Sword Dances. Sorry Politoed.[/COLOR]
Start of turn 36
The foe's Lucario used Close Combat!
Politoed lost 325 HP! (84% of its health)
The foe's Lucario's Defense fell!
The foe's Lucario's Sp. Def. fell!
The foe's Lucario is hurt by its Life Orb!
WHAT THE HELL HE ACTUALLY LIVED!?!??
Politoed used Boil Over!
The foe's Lucario lost 80% of its health!
The foe's Lucario fainted!
[COLOR="red"]Politoed: Feeling quite sick but proud.
Lucario: Is getting surprised by all the Pokemon in heaven calling him a furry.[/COLOR]
vs
WHAT THE HELL POLITOED ACTUALLY KOED LUCARIO!?!?!? OMG I LOVE YOU POLITOED!!!
Politoed: Fcuk you you were planning to sacrifice me.
Um, no I wasn't...
Rain continues to fall!
Politoed restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
kxichi sent out TheKarateBug! (Scizor)
Well, Politoed won't obviously survive this, so I'll use Protect to lock Scizor into whatever move he's using.
Start of turn 37
Politoed used Protect!
Politoed protected itself!
The foe's TheKarateBug used Bullet Punch!
Politoed protected itself!
Rain continues to fall!
Politoed restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
[COLOR="red"]Politoed: Sick.
Scizor: Sick and locked into Bullet Punch.[/COLOR]
Ah, worst case scenario, as Bullet Punch can singlehandedly KO Politoed, Kabutops, and Omastar. Gotta sacrafice you Politoed.
Politoed: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
Start of turn 38
The foe's TheKarateBug used Bullet Punch!
It's not very effective...
Politoed lost 51 HP! (13% of its health)
Politoed fainted!
[COLOR="red"]Politoed: Dead and cursing MissCourtney
Scizor: Sick but ready to demolish the rest of the team.[/COLOR]
Rain continues to fall!
MissCourtney sent out Kabutops!
You know the plan, Kabutops. We have this game in the bag. He only has a Heatran left! That's easily die to my Choice Banded Rain Boosted Adamant 252 Attacl EVs over 100 base attack STAB Kabutops! Now to just kill Scizor...
Start of turn 39
Kabutops used Aqua Jet!
The foe's TheKarateBug lost 33% of its health!
The foe's TheKarateBug fainted!
[COLOR="red"]Kabutops: Extremely healthy and confident
Scizor: Is so hard, everyone is staring at him in heaven.[/COLOR]
vs
Rain continues to fall!
kxichi sent out Hefesto! (Heatran)
Plan One, complete. Aqua Jet that goddamm Heatran! I eagerly type my gg.
MissCourtney: gg
Start of turn 40
Kabutops used Aqua Jet!
It's super effective!
The foe's Hefesto lost 97% of its health!
THE HELL!??!?!!??! HE DIDN'T KO!?!?/
Kabutops: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
The foe's Hefesto used Earth Power!
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
MissCourtney: Wow
Kabutops lost 269 HP! (100% of its health)
Kabutops fainted!
[COLOR="red"]Kabutops: Is not invited to the mass orgy due to his lack of Heatran killing skills.
Heatran: Like a zombie but fearless and confident of victory.
[/COLOR]
![[Image: 485.png]](http://www.pokestadium.com/pokemon/sprites/handheld/blackwhite/485.png)
vs
kxichi: gg
[COLOR="blue"]Well, that's a slight oversight.
Wait a second.
He might be Scarfed.
Well, luckily my Omastar is Timid to outspeed Choice Scarf Heatran. I type GG again.[/COLOR]
MissGreen: gg
Rain continues to fall!
MissCourtney sent out Omastar!
![[Image: 485.png]](http://www.pokestadium.com/pokemon/sprites/handheld/diamondpearl/frame2/485.png)
vs ![[Image: 139.png]](http://www.pokestadium.com/pokemon/sprites/handheld/blackwhite/backsprites/139.png)
Start of turn 41
The foe's Hefesto used Earth Power!
It's super effective!
[COLOR="blue"]OMG OMG OMG OMG HE ACTUALLY OUTSPED ME OF CRAP I'M SCREWED GODDAMMIT OMASTAR I JUST REMEMBERED THAT YOU'RE MODEST GODDAMMIT WHY COULDN'T YOU REMIND ME!??!?
[/COLOR]
MissCourtney: NO WAY((Yes I type that fast).
Omastar lost 308 HP! (91% of its health)
Wait what?
Omastar used Surf!
It's super effective!
The foe's Hefesto lost 2% of its health!
The foe's Hefesto fainted!
MissCourtney won the battle!
[COLOR="red"]Heatran: Everyone is impressed by his hotness in heaven.
Omastar: Wishes he was dead so he could go to heaven.[/COLOR]
[COLOR="blue"]Oops. Sorry I tricked you guys again. Well, at least it isn't one of those boring "suspense" 3491850135 enter tricks, huh? At least this was interesting, right?
My Omastar is indeed timid, but he doesn't run really any speed Evs. Just enough to outspeed Jolly Garchomp in the rain. See, Omastar has Shell Smash with White Herb, so I figured I didn't need too much speed anyways. Now, I put the rest of the EVs...into HP. I'm totally leaving those HP Evs there.[/COLOR]
MissCourtney: Heh! Nice match!
kxichi: You got balls, and that's no crime.
MissCourtney: NO WAY
kxichi: pineapple....
MissCourtney: Wait
MissCourtney: I gota save log
MissCourtney: Damn
MissCourtney: That was epic
kxichi: maybe
kxichi: I should do
kxichi: HP grass
kxichi: lol
MissCourtney: lol
MissCourtney: I crapped bricks when he survived
kxichi: I should had done*
kxichi: omg
kxichi: I though I had won
MissCourtney: Hell I crapped bricks when you outsped
MissCourtney: Me too
MissCourtney: Those 252 hp evs weren't for nothing, I guess.
kxichi:
gg
MVP: Omaster, obviously.
...
Wow, are you guys stupid? It's obviously Politoed. Not only did he survive Lucario's Close Combat and kill him, letting the rest of my team to sweep, but he set up the RAIN! DERP! THE GODDAMM RAIN THAT IF I NEVER HAD I NEVER WOULD'VE SWEEPED (actually, now that I think about it, none of my kills here relied on Swift Swim or the boost in water attacks...BUT IT DID MAKE THE ENDING MORE DRAMATIC BY LEAVING HEATRAN AT 2-3%!)
MUP (most useless player)
None. ALL of my Pokemon contributed. I love you guys~~~.
Politoed; Screw you you were planning to sacrifice me twice.
Props:
-No hacks. Wow.
-Omastar for surviving Earth Power and slaying Heatran.
-Politoed for survivng Lucario and slaying him.
-Kabutops for his ever so useful revenging skills
-Kingdra for being Chesto Rest and killing that dumb balloon wall Pokemon.
-Rankurusu for killing Machamp, who could've otherwise swept my team.
-Latios for severely weakening the opponent's Rankurusu and the only one brave enough to face his onslaught.
-My opponent's decent prediction skills.
-My opponent's great sportsmanship.
-Um...your sense of humor?
Slops
-Kabutops for failing to KO Heatran and giving me a heart attack.
-Lack of prediction skills.
-My lousy humor
-My laziness for not posting pictures and percentages.
-Um...your lack of sense of humor?
SERIOUS VERSION IS THIS ONE IF YOU WANT TO VIEW IT.
Battle between MissCourtney and kxichi started!
Tier: Dream World OU
Variation: +48, -51
Rule: Rated
Rule: Sleep Clause
Rule: Freeze Clause
Rule: Challenge Cup
Rule: No Timeout
My comments will be in blue.
The Pokemon's HP status will be in red.
Teams:
Heh! What a great opportunity to use Rankurusu (for those who don't know, it's an extremely bulky Psychic type Pokemon with Magic Guard). Psychic would be a clean OHKO! Also, it seems that I can use my Politoed much more riskily, as he has no weather changers. Hurray!
Oh, and if you haven't noticed, I run a Rain Team. It's extremely entertaining to face other weather teams.
kxichi sent out Mike Tyson! (Machamp)
MissCourtney sent out Politoed!
Politoed's Drizzle made it rain!
[COLOR="red"]Machamp: Healthy
Politoed: Healthy[/COLOR]
vs Aw, crap...I forgot to switch...I assure you though, this would be the only noobish mistake I make this entire battle! Besides, I bet all of you just click on the Pokemon without switching it once in a while. At least Rain is up....Anyways, I suppose I'll just protect to see what it'll do. There's a very slim chance he might be running Guts, so that would determine my Boiling Water...
Start of turn 1
Politoed used Protect!
Politoed protected itself!
The foe's Mike Tyson used DynamicPunch!
Politoed protected itself!
Rain continues to fall!
MissCourtney: I forgot to switch T_T
[COLOR="red"]Machamp: Disgruntled but healthy
Politoed: Laughing behind Protect but healthy[/COLOR]
vs Definitely No Guard (lol @ Guts lead). Well, I suppose I should switch out to Rankurusu now...it's better than nothing. I want Machamp to die ASAP. I hate his confusion.
Start of turn 2
MissCourtney called Politoed back!
MissCourtney sent out Rankurusu!
The foe's Mike Tyson used DynamicPunch!
It's not very effective...
Rankurusu lost 124 HP! (29% of its health)
Rankurusu became confused!
[COLOR="red"]Machamp: Pleased and healthy that he stupefied Rankurusu with his gayness.
Rankurusu: Somewhat healthy but confused at his sexuality.[/COLOR]
vs Shame. To think I would have preferred the now-nerfed super effective Payback to the non very effective Dynamic Punch. Meh. I'm going to use Psychic. Maybe he doesn't expect Rankurusu to 1HKO him, as he probably has some special defense EVs to counter Azelfs...I sure hope he doesn't hit himself...
Rain continues to fall!
Start of turn 3
The foe's Mike Tyson used Bullet Punch!
Rankurusu lost 67 HP! (15% of its health)
Rankurusu is confused!
Rankurusu used Psychic!
It's super effective!
The foe's Mike Tyson lost 100% of its health!
The foe's Mike Tyson fainted!
[COLOR="red"]Machamp: Dead and out.
Rankurusu: Quite healthy but confused.[/COLOR]
vs Excellent, Rankurusu doesn't waste a turn. Bullet Punch is a bit strange, as Machamp obviously outspeeds. Maybe he thought it would outdamage Dynamic punch?
Rain continues to fall!
kxichi sent out TheKarateBug! (Scizor)
[COLOR="red"]Scizor: Ready for revenge
Rankurusu: Confused but otherwise fine.[/COLOR]
vs Oh pear. He's obviously Choice Banded. Only thing is, what to do? Rankurusu might be able to survive a Bullet Punch and be able to recover from it. Maybe he's buff enough to survive a U-turn...oh wait. He's probably expecting me to switch, so he'll use Pursuit. I'll stay in and Recover and laugh in his face.
Start of turn 4
The foe's TheKarateBug used U-turn!
It's super effective!
Rankurusu lost 233 HP! (54% of its health)
Rankurusu fainted!
kxichi called TheKarateBug back!
kxichi sent out Cybermogu! (Rankurusu)
[COLOR="red"]Scizor: Healthy Coward
My Rankurusu: Is now having gay sex with Machamp in heaven
Opponent's Rankurusu: Healthy.[/COLOR]
> Well, that sure didn't work. Now I need to see what move he's carrying. Politoed can easily handle Psychic and Focus Blast, and to an extent Thunderbolt, so let's go with that. He's at least bulkier than my frail sweepers.
Rain continues to fall!
MissCourtney sent out Politoed!
[COLOR="red"]Politoed: Healthy and dancing in the rain.
Rankurusu: Healthy.[/COLOR]
vs Protect or Boil Over, or even Encore? Toxic is useless as he probably has Magic Guard. Protect could scout out a move....nah. There's an off chance he would switch, and my specially defensive Politoed can survive a hit any day from him.
Start of turn 5
Politoed used Boil Over!
The foe's Cybermogu lost 33% of its health!
The foe's Cybermogu used Energy Ball!
It's super effective!
Politoed lost 104 HP! (27% of its health)
[COLOR="red"]Politoed: Quite healthy. Pleased at taking a super effective hit like a champ.
Rankurusu: Furious that Politoed did more damage to him than he did to it.[/COLOR]
vs Rain continues to fall!
Politoed restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
The foe's Cybermogu restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Oh pear now Politoed is running low on HP. It looks like an offensive set, judging by the amount of damage Boil Over did. Time to switch before it's too late.
Start of turn 6
MissCourtney called Politoed back!
MissCourtney sent out Latios!
The foe's Cybermogu used Calm Mind!
The foe's Cybermogu's Sp. Att. rose!
The foe's Cybermogu's Sp. Def. rose!
[COLOR="red"]Latios: Healthy and well
Rankurusu: Attampted to calm his furiousness.[/COLOR]
vs Rain continues to fall!
The foe's Cybermogu restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
[COLOR="blue"]Oh pear. A Calm Mind set. Well, time to calm mind with him. It doesn't look like any move of his can harm Latios.
Now...I have a confession to make. Latios is purely support. He runs Calm Mind, Psychic for Roobushin (or however you spell it. Whatever. I mean that Bulky Fighting 140 attack Pokemon everyone uses to check that mole), and HP fire (yes, in the Rain) that goddamm Nattoreii, or whatever (that steel grass Pokemon that only Latios and Rankurusu can really kill). If I use Latias Psychic won't 1hko Roobubububshoshiin and Hidden Power Fire won't 2hko Nattorei. I run Recover in the last slot as I find I need Latios multiple times, lately. I guess I would Calm Mind up, as I can't really KO him now...[/COLOR]
Start of turn 7
Latios used Calm Mind!
Latios's Sp. Att. rose!
Latios's Sp. Def. rose!
The foe's Cybermogu used Psychic!
It's not very effective...
A critical hit!
Latios lost 179 HP! (59% of its health)
[COLOR="red"]Rankurusu: Somewhat healthy but taking out his anger on Latios.
Latios: Alright, but feeling sick.[/COLOR]
vs Ouch, need to recover. Also, good to see he has no better move to KO Latios.
Rain continues to fall!
The foe's Cybermogu restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Start of turn 8
Latios used Recover!
Latios regained health!
The foe's Cybermogu used Psychic!
It's not very effective...
Latios lost 58 HP! (19% of its health)
[COLOR="red"]Latios: Stiched himself up. Healthy
Rankuruso: Annoyed.[/COLOR]
vs Rain continues to fall!
The foe's Cybermogu restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Oh pear. A stall war. Feel free to skip the next spoiler.
Spoiler
[COLOR="red"]Latios: Totally calmed down, feeling daring, and feeling okay.
Rankuruso: Feeling decent, but mad he's only at +5.[/COLOR]
vs Now I'm at +6 and I can 2hko his +5 Rankurusu. Time to Psychic it out!
Start of turn 24
Latios used Psychic!
It's not very effective...
The foe's Cybermogu lost 31% of its health!
Latios is hurt by its Life Orb!
The foe's Cybermogu used Psychic!
It's not very effective...
Latios lost 80 HP! (26% of its health)
[COLOR="red"]Latios: Feeling weak but confident.
Rankuruso: Feeling queasy.[/COLOR]
vs Rain continues to fall!
The foe's Cybermogu restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
He has low enough health. Time to KO!
Start of turn 25
Latios used Psychic!
It's not very effective...
The foe's Cybermogu lost 31% of its health!
Latios is hurt by its Life Orb!
The foe's Cybermogu used Psychic!
It's not very effective...
Latios lost 32 HP! (10% of its health)
Latios fainted!
[COLOR="red"]Latios: Watching my Rankurusu and Machamp having sex.
Rankuruso: Dieing but extremely happy.[/COLOR]
...oh crap. I should haver recovered but I was kind of worried about a critical hit happening sooner or later, and I wanted his Rankurusu out of the picture. Plus, he has more Psychic and Recover PP than I do plus a good alternate move to hit me with (HP Fire in the rain that's not very effective? Lulz) I didn't want this lasting forever. Well...at least I can revenge with any Pokemon. I decide Kabutops.
Rain continues to fall!
The foe's Cybermogu restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
MissCourtney sent out Kabutops!
Now...what move? Kabutops is Choice Banded, as I never really found a chance to set up with Swords Dance, and I loathed the Life Orb recoil. Plus, it makes a better revenge killer if rain isn't up, or if Kabutops is faced with a Mach Punch user (except Breloom). I suppose he'll either stay or switch to Scizor for the quick Bullet Punch, so Waterfall it is.
Start of turn 26
kxichi called Cybermogu back!
kxichi sent out Endorphine! (Burungeru)
Kabutops used Waterfall!
The foe's Endorphine's Water Absorb made the attack useless!
[COLOR="red"]Kabutops: P!ssed but otherwise healthy.
Burungeru: Gloating and healthy.[/COLOR]
Rain continues to fall!
Excellent prediction, as I would've probably sacrificed my own Rankurusu if he was that low in health. Now in got in Burungeru scot-free (it's that blue baloonish Pokemon. Incredibly bulky). Well, he can't touch my Kingdra! After all, he only really has Boil Over, which deals laughable damage, and Thunder Wave, right? Time to set up!
Start of turn 27
MissCourtney called Kabutops back!
MissCourtney sent out Kingdra!
The foe's Endorphine used Boil Over!
It's not very effective...
Kingdra lost 32 HP! (9% of its health)
Rain continues to fall!
Kingdra: Gloating and healthy.
Burengeru: P!ssed but otherwise healthy.
Let's Dance, Kingdra!
Start of turn 28
Kingdra used Dragon Dance!
Kingdra's Attack rose!
Kingdra's Speed rose!
The foe's Endorphine used Toxic!
Kingdra was poisoned!
Rain continues to fall!
Kingdra is hurt by poison!
[COLOR="red"]Kingdra: Peeved at Toxic but feeling healthy.
Burungeru: Healthy and gathering his defenses.[/COLOR]
...oh, crap. Kingdra's sweep wouldn't be able to last that long! I have Bounce in my last slot to deal those pesky Celebis! I need to sweep quick...but will he KO? One more Dragon Dance!
Start of turn 29
Kingdra used Dragon Dance!
Kingdra's Attack rose!
Kingdra's Speed rose!
The foe's Endorphine used Boil Over!
It's not very effective...
Kingdra lost 31 HP! (9% of its health)
Rain continues to fall!
Kingdra is hurt by poison!
[COLOR="red"]Kingdra: Quite healthy and ready to Outrage
Burungeru: Extremely healthy and chipping away at Kingdra.[/COLOR]
Outrage Kingdra!
Start of turn 30
Kingdra used Dragon Dance!
Kingdra's Attack rose!
Kingdra's Speed rose!
OH CRAP MISCLICK!
The foe's Endorphine used Recover!
The foe's Endorphine regained health!
[COLOR="red"]Kingdra: Feeling deathly and deadly.
Burengeru: Feeling extremely healthy but feeling extremely scared.[/COLOR]
OH NO!
Rain continues to fall!
Kingdra is hurt by poison!
CRAP OUTRAGE OUTRAGE OUTRAGE OUTRAGE!
Start of turn 31
Kingdra used Rest!
Kingdra went to sleep and became healthy!
Kingdra ate its Chesto Berry!
Kingdra woke up!
The foe's Endorphine used Recover!
The foe's Endorphine regained health!
Rain continues to fall!
[COLOR="red"]Kingdra: Feeling fast, confident, healthy, and more.
Burungeru: FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuu[/COLOR]
Okay guys, I promise I won't trick you again. I'm running a ChestoRest set (lol BOUNCE!?!??) Unfortunately, this only makes me able to Outrage that damned balloon, as I can't touch it with Waterfall. I expect Scizor...
Start of turn 32
Kingdra used Outrage!
The foe's Endorphine lost 100% of its health!
The foe's Endorphine fainted!
Rain continues to fall!
kxichi sent out TheKarateBug! (Scizor)
[COLOR="red"]Kingdra: Outraged but 100% healthy
Burungeru: Taping Machamp's and Rankurusu's sex.[/COLOR]
vs Please KO.
Start of turn 33
Kingdra used Outrage!
It's not very effective...
The foe's TheKarateBug lost 66% of its health!
The foe's TheKarateBug used U-turn!
Kingdra lost 213 HP! (65% of its health)
kxichi called TheKarateBug back!
kxichi sent out Lucario!
Rain continues to fall!
Kingdra calmed down!
Kingdra became confused!
[COLOR="red"]Kingdra: Calmed down and feeling dizzy and sick.
Scizor: Also feeling sick. Coward.[/COLOR]
IMG]http://www.pokestadium.com/pokemon/sprites/handheld/blackwhite/212.png[/IMG] >>>
vs Wow, that did a healthy amount of damage. Unfortunately, Kingdra is going to die, as he has 34% Sorry Kingdra, I have no extra Chesto Berries.
Start of turn 34
The foe's Lucario used ExtremeSpeed!
Kingdra lost 114 HP! (34% of its health)
Kingdra fainted!
The foe's Lucario is hurt by its Life Orb!
[COLOR="red"]Kingdra: Too dizzy to watch the sex.
Lucario: Fairly healthy and confident.[/COLOR]
vs Rain continues to fall!
Gonna switch in Politoed due to his bulkiness and ability to burn him at a 30% rate. Go Politoed!
MissCourtney sent out Politoed!
Burn baby burn.
Start of turn 35
kxichi called Lucario back!
kxichi sent out Cybermogu! (Rankurusu)
Politoed used Boil Over!
The foe's Cybermogu lost 37% of its health!
The foe's Cybermogu was burned!
Rain continues to fall!
Politoed restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
The foe's Cybermogu restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
The foe's Cybermogu is hurt by its burn!
The foe's Cybermogu fainted!
kxichi sent out Lucario!
[COLOR="red"]Rankurusu: Wondering if you can have incest in heaven.
Politoed: Really healthy and confident.[/COLOR]
>>> vs [COLOR="blue"]That burn doesn't matter, as he would've died the next turn anyway.
...and I figured out he actually DIDN'T have Magic Guard. I guess Regeneration is helpful, but I'll still stick with Magic Guard as I need the 1hko on Nuttpain and I hate the recoil. Now, I don't really have any good switch ins, so I'll let Politoed die to Lucario and then revenge with Kabutops or something. I dare not use Protect in case he Sword Dances. Sorry Politoed.[/COLOR]
Start of turn 36
The foe's Lucario used Close Combat!
Politoed lost 325 HP! (84% of its health)
The foe's Lucario's Defense fell!
The foe's Lucario's Sp. Def. fell!
The foe's Lucario is hurt by its Life Orb!
WHAT THE HELL HE ACTUALLY LIVED!?!??
Politoed used Boil Over!
The foe's Lucario lost 80% of its health!
The foe's Lucario fainted!
[COLOR="red"]Politoed: Feeling quite sick but proud.
Lucario: Is getting surprised by all the Pokemon in heaven calling him a furry.[/COLOR]
vs WHAT THE HELL POLITOED ACTUALLY KOED LUCARIO!?!?!? OMG I LOVE YOU POLITOED!!!
Politoed: Fcuk you you were planning to sacrifice me.
Um, no I wasn't...
Rain continues to fall!
Politoed restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
kxichi sent out TheKarateBug! (Scizor)
Well, Politoed won't obviously survive this, so I'll use Protect to lock Scizor into whatever move he's using.
Start of turn 37
Politoed used Protect!
Politoed protected itself!
The foe's TheKarateBug used Bullet Punch!
Politoed protected itself!
Rain continues to fall!
Politoed restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
[COLOR="red"]Politoed: Sick.
Scizor: Sick and locked into Bullet Punch.[/COLOR]
Ah, worst case scenario, as Bullet Punch can singlehandedly KO Politoed, Kabutops, and Omastar. Gotta sacrafice you Politoed.
Politoed: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
Start of turn 38
The foe's TheKarateBug used Bullet Punch!
It's not very effective...
Politoed lost 51 HP! (13% of its health)
Politoed fainted!
[COLOR="red"]Politoed: Dead and cursing MissCourtney
Scizor: Sick but ready to demolish the rest of the team.[/COLOR]
Rain continues to fall!
MissCourtney sent out Kabutops!
You know the plan, Kabutops. We have this game in the bag. He only has a Heatran left! That's easily die to my Choice Banded Rain Boosted Adamant 252 Attacl EVs over 100 base attack STAB Kabutops! Now to just kill Scizor...
Start of turn 39
Kabutops used Aqua Jet!
The foe's TheKarateBug lost 33% of its health!
The foe's TheKarateBug fainted!
[COLOR="red"]Kabutops: Extremely healthy and confident
Scizor: Is so hard, everyone is staring at him in heaven.[/COLOR]
vs Rain continues to fall!
kxichi sent out Hefesto! (Heatran)
Plan One, complete. Aqua Jet that goddamm Heatran! I eagerly type my gg.
MissCourtney: gg
Start of turn 40
Kabutops used Aqua Jet!
It's super effective!
The foe's Hefesto lost 97% of its health!
THE HELL!??!?!!??! HE DIDN'T KO!?!?/
Kabutops: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
The foe's Hefesto used Earth Power!
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
MissCourtney: Wow
Kabutops lost 269 HP! (100% of its health)
Kabutops fainted!
[COLOR="red"]Kabutops: Is not invited to the mass orgy due to his lack of Heatran killing skills.
Heatran: Like a zombie but fearless and confident of victory.
[/COLOR]
vskxichi: gg
[COLOR="blue"]Well, that's a slight oversight.
Wait a second.
He might be Scarfed.
Well, luckily my Omastar is Timid to outspeed Choice Scarf Heatran. I type GG again.[/COLOR]
MissGreen: gg
Rain continues to fall!
MissCourtney sent out Omastar!
vs Start of turn 41
The foe's Hefesto used Earth Power!
It's super effective!
[COLOR="blue"]OMG OMG OMG OMG HE ACTUALLY OUTSPED ME OF CRAP I'M SCREWED GODDAMMIT OMASTAR I JUST REMEMBERED THAT YOU'RE MODEST GODDAMMIT WHY COULDN'T YOU REMIND ME!??!?
[/COLOR]
MissCourtney: NO WAY((Yes I type that fast).
Omastar lost 308 HP! (91% of its health)
Wait what?
Omastar used Surf!
It's super effective!
The foe's Hefesto lost 2% of its health!
The foe's Hefesto fainted!
MissCourtney won the battle!
[COLOR="red"]Heatran: Everyone is impressed by his hotness in heaven.
Omastar: Wishes he was dead so he could go to heaven.[/COLOR]
[COLOR="blue"]Oops. Sorry I tricked you guys again. Well, at least it isn't one of those boring "suspense" 3491850135 enter tricks, huh? At least this was interesting, right?
My Omastar is indeed timid, but he doesn't run really any speed Evs. Just enough to outspeed Jolly Garchomp in the rain. See, Omastar has Shell Smash with White Herb, so I figured I didn't need too much speed anyways. Now, I put the rest of the EVs...into HP. I'm totally leaving those HP Evs there.[/COLOR]
MissCourtney: Heh! Nice match!
kxichi: You got balls, and that's no crime.
MissCourtney: NO WAY
kxichi: pineapple....
MissCourtney: Wait
MissCourtney: I gota save log
MissCourtney: Damn
MissCourtney: That was epic
kxichi: maybe
kxichi: I should do
kxichi: HP grass
kxichi: lol
MissCourtney: lol
MissCourtney: I crapped bricks when he survived
kxichi: I should had done*
kxichi: omg
kxichi: I though I had won
MissCourtney: Hell I crapped bricks when you outsped
MissCourtney: Me too
MissCourtney: Those 252 hp evs weren't for nothing, I guess.
kxichi:
ggMVP: Omaster, obviously.
...
Wow, are you guys stupid? It's obviously Politoed. Not only did he survive Lucario's Close Combat and kill him, letting the rest of my team to sweep, but he set up the RAIN! DERP! THE GODDAMM RAIN THAT IF I NEVER HAD I NEVER WOULD'VE SWEEPED (actually, now that I think about it, none of my kills here relied on Swift Swim or the boost in water attacks...BUT IT DID MAKE THE ENDING MORE DRAMATIC BY LEAVING HEATRAN AT 2-3%!)
MUP (most useless player)
None. ALL of my Pokemon contributed. I love you guys~~~.
Politoed; Screw you you were planning to sacrifice me twice.
Props:
-No hacks. Wow.
-Omastar for surviving Earth Power and slaying Heatran.
-Politoed for survivng Lucario and slaying him.
-Kabutops for his ever so useful revenging skills
-Kingdra for being Chesto Rest and killing that dumb balloon wall Pokemon.
-Rankurusu for killing Machamp, who could've otherwise swept my team.
-Latios for severely weakening the opponent's Rankurusu and the only one brave enough to face his onslaught.
-My opponent's decent prediction skills.
-My opponent's great sportsmanship.
-Um...your sense of humor?
Slops
-Kabutops for failing to KO Heatran and giving me a heart attack.
-Lack of prediction skills.
-My lousy humor
-My laziness for not posting pictures and percentages.
-Um...your lack of sense of humor?
