The Lies of the Truthful Truth

I have a mostly simple game. Make a post that has something, anything, that is true about you. Then, add some sprinkles and piss icing to it. The next person/people has to guess what the lie is in your truth. Whoever figures it out gives a new truth-lie thing.

One Rule: Insert 1 lie, for simplicity, however, the lie can be as elaborate and long as possible.

I'll start with something obvious:

I speak Japanese fluently.

I speak Japanese fluently.

I believe it aint fluently.

I am posting in a thread about spreading lies.

I believe it aint fluently.

I am posting in a thread about spreading lies.

Yea.
That's wonderful.

I believe it aint fluently.

I am posting in a thread about spreading lies.

-doesn't exactly get this funhaus thread...-

The lie is about spreading lies o.o

My father is an NFL player.

I AM SUPER NINTENDO CHALMERS!

I AM SUPER NINTENDO CHALMERS!

You are nintendo chalmers!!!!!!!!!one one one number one

I like to eat potatoes, however one day I thought they were apples, the other day my sister called me dog and I almost punched her in the face, I didn't. My math teacher calls me Alfonso.

Oh shi-

-doesn't exactly get this funhaus thread...-

My father is an NFL player.

Its a lie within a truth. Given the parameters, I gave both the truth and a lie, without actually giving either/or.

I'm a woman.

I'm a woman.

my dreams have finnally come true!

Truth itself is a lie.

Truth itself is a lie.

Swerve is closeted.

If truth itself is a lie, then there is no point for this thread to continue existing since the game itself simply involves lies of varying nature. Therefore the premise of the game is fraudulent and should therefore not include any further participation until the rules are recalled, reinvented, and reinstated according to proper gameplay procedures.

If truth itself is a lie, then there is no point for this thread to continue existing since the game itself simply involves lies of varying nature. Therefore the premise of the game is fraudulent and should therefore not include any further participation until the rules are recalled, reinvented, and reinstated according to proper gameplay procedures.

Party Pooper

In other words, this is essentially SP's version of "Liar Game".

In other words, this is essentially SP's version of "Liar Game".

Except with more gay orgys involved

Except with more gay orgys involved

NO WAI!

There weren't that ma-

Oh wait, that was the Ice Cream thread.

LIES!

NO WAI!

There weren't that ma-

Oh wait, that was the Ice Cream thread.

LIES!

Let it commence...

In other words, this is essentially SP's version of "Liar Game".

there was already a thread game like that once.

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If truth itself is a lie, then there is no point for this thread to continue existing since the game itself simply involves lies of varying nature. Therefore the premise of the game is fraudulent and should therefore not include any further participation until the rules are recalled, reinvented, and reinstated according to proper gameplay procedures.

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Saying that is stupid, / means end, so you are saying endendthread.

Oh I get it now.