Mathematical Induction

Claim: God exists.

Proof: We proceed by mathematical induction.
Base case: I did your mom last night. (k=1)
Inductive hypothesis: So you've done k women? Well I've done k+1 women. (k => k+1)

Therefore, for all values of n there exists a being who has had sex with n women. In particular there must be a being that has had infinite sex; that being is God. QED.

So why does Man exist? Why not just create Women?

Claim:All horses are the same color

Proof by induction (n=1):
if there is only 1 horse then by definition all horses are all the same color.

Assume it works for case n = k:
As in, any group of k horses are all the same color.

proof for n = k+1:
Take the group of the first k horses, by the assumption those k horses are all the same color. Now take the last k horses... by the assumption all of these horses are the same color. Thus all k+1 horses are the same color.

Since we know it works for k=1, and if case n = k works then case n = k+1 works.

Thus it works for n = 1,2,3,.....

Thus all horses are the same color.



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Claim: God exists.

Proof: We proceed by mathematical induction.
Base case: I did your mom last night. (k=1)
Inductive hypothesis: So you've done k women? Well I've done k+1 women. (k => k+1)

Therefore, for all values of n there exists a being who has had sex with n women. In particular there must be a being that has had infinite sex; that being is God. QED.

I'm assuming you got it from this song or not