Describe the states - Southperrican way

Doesn't have to be where you live in.
Go.

WA - you need a fridge to keep things warm.

Virginia - F'ucking politics.

North Carolina - Chinchilla HQ

Indiana -- A wonderful combination of the corn-growing prowess of Nebraska, the hicks of the southish, and the weather of Canada.

I hate snow and stupid people with bad grammar, but I sure do love popcorn...

AZ - Why do people choose to live in the hot desert?

NJ:
why the f'uck is this a state?

AZ- why do I live here? Its home of the most inhumane laws ever!!!!

KS

Cousins, Friends with benefits..... Same thing, right?

Michigan - Americas Mitten

Im gonna go Mexican and say:

Colima...Hasta el mar se aburre ._.

TX - I BANNED TEH BUTTSECKS!

CA - So broke, the state government is trying to sell weed.

Alaska - Canadian commies.

Michigan: At least our credit unions don't suck. (Belong to a credit union? Any credit union ATM in the state is free of charges!)

AZ - Where we have commercials about frying eggs on the sidewalk.

Can we make inbred hick jokes? Can we? Please?

Mississippi - The land of the Kool Kids Klub

Can we make inbred hick jokes? Can we? Please?

Southperrican way, bro.

NY - the only state that can have all 4 seasons in one week