Its true and you know it!

Hah!

It sucks when I find out after all this time I am not a man.

It sucks when I find out after all this time I am not a man.

Seconded. It hurts inside. Oh wait, those are my ovaries.

I was thinking about my thumb the whole time.

I read the first two sentences and then skipped to the last two. Then I went back to see why I should be looking at my thumb.

I read the first two sentences and then skipped to the last two. Then I went back to see why I should be looking at my thumb.

c

I checked, then I finished reading.

Great....I stopped at thumb then thought how untrue this was...and checked.

I'm such a tool.

Read the first sentence, and was like "ummmmm"

then i skipped the rest to the bottom, and read about my thumb. Its a pretty thumb. Its very nice.

I read it all, but kept thinking about my thuimb.
It sounds like it could be true, but I don't know if I'll ever test it.

I measured my thumb when I read it, then I realized it probably doesn't apply to Asians.

If that were true then my thumb would be longer.

It sucks when I find out after all this time I am not a man.

Seconded. It hurts inside. Oh wait, those are my ovaries.

So very painful...

That seems about right.

I didn't bother checking because I know for a fact that my penis is twice as long as my thumb and not three times. I just read through the whole thing.

What? I must be a mutant... Three of my thumbs don't even come close to big enough. wtp?

Where does a thumb begin?

I stopped and thought about my thumbs.

Then I stopped again and thought about asian men thumbs.

Because women are awesome.

I measured my thumb when I read it, then I realized it probably doesn't apply to Asians.

Ditto.

Ndynslvr's penis is probably 3x smaller than his thumb.