President is a troll.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/technology/digita...h-proposed

>Shut down the internet


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BRB Laughing my ass off in a corner.

inb44chanhacksObama

That's so dam'n unconstitutional it isn't funny.

That's so dam'n unconstitutional it isn't funny.

Actually, its pretty dam funny, as it is another example of why Obama believes he is the all mighty ruler of everything.

Actually, its pretty dam funny, as it is another example of why Obama believes he is the all mighty ruler of everything.

*almighty.

Commerce clause. How is it unconstitutional?

All he needs is to have power over the big ISPs and done o-o

Unconstitutional or not, it's pineappleing impossible. GOOD LUCK, OBAMA.

@Above : There's always going to be a way for people to have connection to others around the world via computer access. In one way or another, there will always be internet, unless it becomes absolutely obsolete.

k, go ahead and do that Obama. Let's see what happens.

I meant States F3

The main one people see is freedom of speech. But from what im seeing in the link, it wouldnt shut down the internet, it would just make everything outside of the US unusable, so freedom of speech would still work.

Internationally though, it would really piss a lot of people off.

Also, since some of the actual "internet" main servers arent even in the US, I see no way this would ever work out.

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i like this line in the first paragraph most:

'the global internet as a US "national asset".'

LOL SINCE WHEN DID AMERICA OWN THE WORLD?

i like this line in the first paragraph most:

'the global internet as a US "national asset".'

LOL SINCE WHEN DID AMERICA OWN THE WORLD?

Since we f'ucked Britain in the ass.

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when, in 1776, or 1812?

LOL SINCE WHEN DID AMERICA OWN THE WORLD?

Roughly 1945, when the US nuked Japan and helped overthrow Nazi Germany. Without American aid Hitler would have had all of Europe except for Russia, because it's almost as cold as Canada.
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>Shut down the internet



DontExplainTheJoke

I'm chuckling right now. I wonder how hard I'd laugh if this bill gets passed.