So what dreams did you have last night, SP?

Explain them.

Last night, I had Ninja Skills
I opened my mum's cafe without raising the shutters c:
And buses kept going past the bus stop as if I'm dead :C

My dreams are a never ending story.

I always forget my dreams.

I had no dream that I remember.

Let's see, I was having sex with e Velociraptor inside the Air Force One that's headed for Switzerland. I had peace talks with Mr. Chocolate so that I can monopolize their chocolate and claim it as part of Shadow Corporation.

I had no dreams last night, but I do remember one weird one awhile ago. I was in a haunted wooded area near a lake when zombies started to chase me down to the lake, when all of a sudden I noticed there was a series of logs that seemed to span the lake. So I started jumping on them, when all of a sudden they turned into freaking mummies. Scared the pomegranate out of me. I don't remember how I got across the lake, but I made it across and got safely into a cabin. It had an Xbox 360 in it. I played CoD 4 for the rest of the dream.

This would be a pretty fun platformer actually.

I dreamed about toy story 3.

Seriously I did.

*cannot say due to AO rating*

I dreamed about quarters. Seriously.

So I was in a school, I think in Europe somewhere? And I had little shovels in my hands. Not like trowels, but shovels. Anyway, I was chasing someone around (it seemed like they were my friend though?) and I found them and they were in a little dugout in the side of the hill, the dirt/clay was red, and then, in the dream, I was afraid they were gonna shoot me?

I have no idea. o.o

I dreamed I could play this song on my piano :

[video=youtube;7P2HNic7JjI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P2HNic7JjI[/video]

Sure enough, I woke up, went to my piano, and I played the song in its entirety.

I molested the Kyuubi from Naruto.

I dreamed I was in the south pole. When I woke up, my girlfriend had grabbed the blanket, thus leaving me naked. It was freezing. Damn, what a b'itch.

I dreamed I was in the south pole. When I woke up, my girlfriend had grabbed the blanket, thus leaving me naked. It was freezing. Damn, what a b'itch.

Pics or it didn't happen.

But mine, so at first it was third person mode. So these two people(one guy, one girl) were scuba divers and they were in this giant cave, where the only way out was to go underwater. And they were doing research or something on this giant octopus underwater, but then the electricity went out so it was really dark and they couldn't see anything, and then all of the sudden they were on a platform that must have been miles above the water in the middle of the cave, and there was only a ladder to get down. At this point I had switched into third person. There were two girls sunbathing on a platform at the same level of the water, and it was directly below the platform I was on. I contemplated climbing down the ladder, but I was so I high up I thought I would fall. Then I contemplated jumping down into the water, but then I decided that would probably hurt really bad. Then all of the sudden, it was a new scene and it was third person again. One of the girls that was sunbathing was in bed with the character that I was before. Then she started stabbing him and she was totally mauling him. There were tons of vertical slice all over his chest and neck. Then the real version of the character that I was walked in the room(at that point I had the revelation that the version in bed was just a mannequin version of that character) and he looked at the girl all creeped out, and then ran away. Then it went back to first person, and I was running towards the door and I was going to book it from the girls apartment. I opened the door, but then I realized I wasn't about to run outside, because I was naked. So I hid in the closet, and it was one of the closets that has those slats that are kind of like blinds, so I held the door steady and hoped that the girl would run outside and chase after me thinking I had ran out. She ran out of her room and was crying hysterically, but then she looked over to the closet and saw me through the slits, and her crying started to turn into laughing and she said "Don't ever scare me like that again."

Then the dream ended. Yep.

Let's see, I was having sex with e Velociraptor inside the Air Force One that's headed for Switzerland. I had peace talks with Mr. Chocolate so that I can monopolize their chocolate and claim it as part of Shadow Corporation.

Good god someone give this man a medal for absolue manliness.

I rarely ever remember my dreams.

Well last night I dreamt that I went to the store and got my dad a Father's Day card. Too bad that didn't actually happen. ._.

Last night.

I dreamed that we were gonna watch S3x and the city 2, but all the underages and the too-old men got forced out, then soon at a supermarket i met my EMS Pirate.