Haxest match ever D:

Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause
MoldyOnions sent out Captain Cactus (lvl 100 Cacturne ?).
mrextremeo sent out Ursaring (lvl 100 Ursaring ?).
Ursaring used Close Combat.
It's super effective!
Captain Cactus lost 100% of its health.
Captain Cactus hung on using its Focus Sash!
Ursaring's defence was lowered.
Ursaring's special defence was lowered.
Captain Cactus used Encore.
Ursaring got an encore!
Ursaring was badly poisoned!
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MoldyOnions switched in Mismagius (lvl 100 Mismagius ?).
Ursaring used Close Combat.
It doesn't affect Mismagius...
Ursaring is hurt by poison!
Ursaring lost 6% of its health.
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mrextremeo switched in Absol (lvl 100 Absol ?).
Mismagius used Substitute.
Mismagius lost 25% of its health.
Mismagius made a substitute!
Mismagius's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mismagius restored 6% of its health.
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Mismagius used Calm Mind.
Mismagius's special attack was raised.
Mismagius's special defence was raised.
Absol used Night Slash.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
The substitute took damage for Mismagius!
Mismagius's substitute faded!
Mismagius's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mismagius restored 6% of its health.
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Mismagius used Substitute.
Mismagius lost 25% of its health.
Mismagius made a substitute!
Absol used Night Slash.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Mismagius!
Mismagius's substitute faded!
Mismagius's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mismagius restored 6% of its health.
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Mismagius used Thunderbolt.
Absol lost 74% of its health.
Absol used Night Slash.
It's super effective!
Mismagius lost 69% of its health.
MoldyOnions's Mismagius fainted.
Absol lost 10% of its health.
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MoldyOnions switched in Azumarill (lvl 100 Azumarill ?).
Absol used Sucker Punch.
Azumarill lost 61% of its health.
Absol lost 10% of its health.
Azumarill used Aqua Jet.
Absol lost 7% of its health.
mrextremeo's Absol fainted.
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mrextremeo switched in Electrode (lvl 100 Electrode).
MoldyOnions switched in Sceptile (lvl 100 Sceptile ?).
Electrode used Thunderbolt.
It's not very effective...
A critical hit!
Sceptile lost 66% of its health.
Sceptile is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Electrode lost 10% of its health.
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MoldyOnions: paralyzed, of course -_-
Electrode used Thunderbolt.
It's not very effective...
Sceptile lost 30% of its health.
Sceptile's Liechi Berry raised its attack!
Electrode lost 10% of its health.
Sceptile is paralysed! It can't move!
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Electrode used Hidden Power.
It's not very effective...
Sceptile lost 5% of its health.
MoldyOnions's Sceptile fainted.
Electrode lost 10% of its health.
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MoldyOnions switched in Captain Cactus (lvl 100 Cacturne ?).
Captain Cactus used Protect.
Captain Cactus protected itself!
Electrode used Hidden Power.
Captain Cactus protected itself!
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Captain Cactus used Sucker Punch.
Electrode lost 70% of its health.
mrextremeo's Electrode fainted.
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mrextremeo switched in Arcanine (lvl 100 Arcanine ?).
Arcanine's Intimidate cut Captain Cactus's attack!
Captain Cactus used Protect.
Captain Cactus protected itself!
Arcanine used Extremespeed.
Captain Cactus protected itself!
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MoldyOnions switched in Aggron (lvl 100 Aggron ?).
Arcanine used Extremespeed.
It's not very effective...
Aggron lost 7% of its health.
Aggron's leftovers restored its health a little!
Aggron restored 6% of its health.
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mrextremeo switched in Mismagius (lvl 100 Mismagius ?).
Aggron used Substitute.
Aggron lost 25% of its health.
Aggron made a substitute!
Aggron's leftovers restored its health a little!
Aggron restored 6% of its health.
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Mismagius used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Aggron!
Aggron's substitute faded!
Aggron used Head Smash.
Aggron's attack missed!
Aggron's leftovers restored its health a little!
Aggron restored 6% of its health.
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Mismagius used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Aggron lost 87% of its health.
MoldyOnions's Aggron fainted.
Mismagius lost 10% of its health.
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MoldyOnions: this is officially the haxiest match i've ever had
MoldyOnions switched in Captain Cactus (lvl 100 Cacturne ?).
Captain Cactus used Protect.
Captain Cactus protected itself!
Mismagius used Confuse Ray.
Captain Cactus protected itself!
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Captain Cactus used Protect.
Captain Cactus protected itself!
Mismagius used Confuse Ray.
Captain Cactus protected itself!
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Captain Cactus used Sucker Punch.
But it failed!
Mismagius used Confuse Ray.
Captain Cactus became confused!
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mrextremeo switched in Ursaring (lvl 100 Ursaring ?).
Captain Cactus is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
Captain Cactus lost 0% of its health.
MoldyOnions's Captain Cactus fainted.
Ursaring is hurt by poison!
Ursaring lost 6% of its health.
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MoldyOnions switched in Azumarill (lvl 100 Azumarill ?).
Ursaring used Facade.
Azumarill lost 39% of its health.
MoldyOnions's Azumarill fainted.
Ursaring is hurt by poison!
Ursaring lost 12% of its health.
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MoldyOnions switched in Houndoom (lvl 100 Houndoom ?).
Ursaring used Close Combat.
It's super effective!
Houndoom lost 100% of its health.
MoldyOnions's Houndoom fainted.
mrextremeo wins!
mrextremeo: gg
MoldyOnions: gg.
mrextremeo: haxer lol
mrextremeo has left the room.

Critical Thunderbolt; 6.6%
Thunderbolt Paralysis; 10%
Not being able to move due to paralysis; 25%
Head Smash missing; 15%
Hitting oneself in confusion; 50%

Previous 3 matches, my lead, a Focus Sash Cacturne, got either burned by fire punch of frozen by ice punch. I hate this game sometimes.