Goku vs Superman

I said: "Goku wins"
Friend: "Dumbass"

;~; His reasoning? Yeah, he studied lots of quantum shit and reads more comics and books that I could ever imagine. He's Caucasian, coolest Caucasian bastard I know.

Michael: Ok Listen up, Dum-Dums. Goku eats Superman's shit. First, if we're going to use the most powerful Goku, why not use the most powerful Superman?

Superman Prime has been living in the sun for 1500 years. He is completely immune to physical attacks, energy attacks, ki attacks and all forms of kryptonite. The only thing that can hurt him is psychic attacks, and they only give him a headache. Also, he has the green lanterns ring. :/

What can Goku do? He can't punch him. He can't shoot him with ki/energy. I don't even know what else he can do. Meanwhile, Goku certainly can be punched/lasered/getting beat the pomegranate out with GL's ring.

But fine...fine... I'll give you a break. I'll use the second most powerful Superman. Precrisis Superman.

All of the things listed here are comic book examples of feats that PreC Superman has actually one. I've read a huge list, but only remember the things that really stand out.

1. Moves at 7.7x the speed of light.
2. Telescopic Vision (He can see really far)
3. Microscopic Vision (He can see electrons)
4. He has the strength to juggle planets.
5. He is resistant to ki/energy (though not immune).
6. Survived being inside the moon when it was VAPORIZED.
7. Closed a black hole with his bare hands. (His powers defy laws of physics)
8. Once, while talking to Lois, he heard aliens calling for help. He flew to their planet in a different star system, saved them, and flew back, ALL WHILE SHE WAS BLINKING HER EYE.
9. While flying through space, he sneezed and wiped out have a solar system with his Super Breath.
10. He built a computer that thinks at the speed of lightning. Then he beat it in chess. (I just think that one sounds funny)

So where does that leave us?

Goku has instant transmission, but it has to be activated (he puts his fingers to his head.) He doesn't move that fast all the time, and he can't fight like that. Superman moves at 7.7x the speed of light at all times.

Superman is more endurable, although both characters are capable of surviving nuclear explosions, and things much more powers. I don't feel this point to be especially important.

Goku can shoot ki attacks. Doing so makes him tired. Superman can shoot lasers and use super breath. His lasers' strength is undetermined, but his breath wipes out solar systems. Superman is resistant to ki attacks, but what about Goku's most powerful ki attack, the spirit bomb? (You Goku fanboys just love the LOL SPIRIT BOMB GO). The spirit bomb doesn't hurt the pure of heart. Superman is unaffected.

Superman has the physical strength to close black holes and literally juggle planets. Goku cannot.

OHSHI-

I forgot some great powers Superman has. He can vibrate the molecules in his body so that he can become invisible and/or intangible. The Flash has the same abilities, and has enough time to feel bullets pressing against his skin before he becomes intangible.

So let's toss invisibility/intangibility(?) to that list.

So the fight would go something like this.

FIGHT START:

1 second: Superman turns invisible and punches Goku literally 4 billion times (assuming his arm length to be 1m long), each punch has the power of closing black holes/juggling planets. Also, Superman is blasting him with laser vision and super-breath that destroys solar systems.

If Goku even does manage to throw a bunch, Superman can turn intangible so the punch goes right through him.

FIGHT OVER

It's also conceivable for Superman to Kitty Pryde his way into Goku's body, then become tangible again to explode Goku. Although it's hard to say whether or not Superman would also be harmed.

Don't confuse me for a fanboy. I hate superman, and think he's overpowered...but that's DC for you I guess. A lot of their characters are retarded like that.

Damn sorry for so many posts, but I just keep forgetting some things.

Some people like to give Goku unfair advantages, like going and finding kryptonite or dragonballs.

Kryptonite: PreC Superman is resistant to kryptonite. He had liquid kryptonite injected into his veins, and still used limited powers. And he was sitting in kryptonite-laced sand, when he was hit with a nuclear warhead. No injury or loss of consciousness.

Dragonballs: Superman is faster than Goku and has better senses. He would be able to hear Goku getting the dragonballs (or the dragon radar) and possibly beat him there. If you want to bring Dragonballs into this, it really only helps Superman. He could destroy the dragonballs. He could kill Dende (or whoever made them). He can destroy the whole planet in a single breath, etc.

Jared: /thread
Everyone else: Fuck....

I just gagged. I re-read this, it was in December, and I'm like.. still twitching at it. Halp.

No.

My plantain still hurts, reading all of that. Hurts, so.. much.

This thread goes 5 meters beyond the line marking "Do Not Cross."

I am ashamed to have ever watched DBZ or read a Superman comic.

This thread goes 5 meters beyond the line marking "Do Not Cross."

Yeah, I went there. Goku vs Superman. :3

http://www.onrpg.com/boards/145671.html

It's evident Superman Prime wins. I don't even bother anymore ;~;

http://www.penciljack.com/forum/showthre...an-vs-Goku
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread...6724&sid=1
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?...049AAJDLIE

http://www.penciljack.com/forum/showthre...an-vs-Goku
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread...6724&sid=1
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?...049AAJDLIE

No one gave a more specific reasoning on how Goku can beat Superman. I even Google'd this shit. I gave up. My friend's right. I researched everything he typed about too. FUUU---

/admits defeat

PS: Yas, I know him IRL. Fucking prodigy.

Sadly yes. Superman is pure hax, since it was far too easy to just give Superman newer power or strengths.

I mean, Super Landscaping? Really?


SUPER FRICTION! WHEEEEEEEEE!

Fucker's so hax, he makes up his own damn powers.

SUPER TELEKENSIS! WHEEEEEEEEEE! There are just so many things wrong with this that a hundred cat girls died.

 Spoiler

Yea.

sure is broken.

c

a hundred cat girls died

[SIZE="10"]FUCK![/SIZE] c

.

So Superman Precrisis + Prime = God. Goku has his limits, can't win, bros.

There's a reason it's named UNDERwear though.