Nerd porn baffles and scares me

I can understand nerds getting off to stuff that involves, you know, the opposite gender. However, I know from seeing this image that some nerd out there fapped to this image that had no female person/creature in it at all. That disturbs me. A lot.

I mean, what is this I don't even

ZOMG non-porn porn!

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and ninja-ing the best comment about this picture: "Those twenties are natural".

I was expecting a naked blond girl with braces holding NES remotes to her chest. I am sorely disappointed.

I was expecting a naked blond girl with braces holding NES remotes to her chest. I am sorely disappointed.

You know that kind of stuff will get me banned in a heartbeat or at least heavily warned.

No nudity/sideboob = no ban?

I came.

Anyone else masturbating?

Anyone else masturbating?

I think the Dice person is.

I came.

Anyone else masturbating?

*stares*

 Mathporn Orgy

relevant?

 Mathporn Orgy

relevant?

No. Must have NO actual females of any sort, or in a girl's case no actual guys of any sort. A bunch of dice arranged to look suggestively like a woman is as such a category.

No. Must have NO actual females of any sort, or in a girl's case no actual guys of any sort. A bunch of dice arranged to look suggestively like a woman is as such a category.

then your thread title is very unclear, since i frequent an imageboard for alternative hentai. you say nerd porn, i think nerd porn. you want inanimate object porn, i can find inanimate object porn.

*enters* That dice thing looks like the naked guy i had to draw in life drawing...

*leaves in disappoint*

then your thread title is very unclear, since i frequent an imageboard for alternative hentai. you say nerd porn, i think nerd porn. you want inanimate object porn, i can find inanimate object porn.

This. The whole foundation of this thread is left up to interpretation. For example, you think "nerd-porn," or at least what YOU classify as nerd-porn, is baffling. Yet I think all of you fapping to animu CREATURES is bizzare.

In conclusion, people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Or, rather, basement dwellers fapping to an anime succubi should not be alarmed by people fapping to an inanimate representation of the female body.

my tastes have been spoiled by /d/

It's only porn if you want it to be.

It's only porn if you want it to be.

f'uck LOL

my tastes have been spoiled by /d/

/d/ice?

It's only porn if you want it to be.

I have to admit, that is brilliant as subliminal messages.

It's only porn if you want it to be.

OMG now i get it... also

Inb4threadbecomespornthread

It's only porn if you want it to be.

Tetris porn. I do believe that deserves