2009-10-28, 10:28 PM
*Some visuals provided*
My dream started off weird enough. I was cast into a level in the game Doom.
That's right. THAT Doom. In all of it's 2-D glory.
![[Image: doom2_old_screenshot.jpg]](http://grantlairdjr.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/doom2_old_screenshot.jpg)
Anyway, I thought my brain was being cruel, because I was plopped into the middle of a room filled to the brim with monsters.
![[Image: firefox2009-10-2820-39-21-37.jpg]](http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r21/BlackEvilMage/firefox2009-10-2820-39-21-37.jpg)
Something like this, except multiply that number by five.
Fuck.
Somehow though, my brain wasn't as cruel as I thought, because none of the monsters were moving. Looks like my brain borrowed the mechanics of the Doom game itself that at the beginning of a level unless you move or do anything like shoot your gun, you're safe. I saw in front of me a hole in the wall.
I made a mad dash to it, not looking back as I heard the demonic cries and fireballs being blasted everything. I got singed very badly as I got caught in crossfire as the demons blasted each other when they missed me. I was bleeding bad. Luckily, some med kits were in front of me. I took em, and my wounds were gone and was back at full health. Then I saw the chaingun in front of me, I grabbed it post-haste, but then a Cacodemon appeared.
![[Image: cacodemon.gif]](http://www.doomwadstation.com/bestiary/cacodemon.gif)
GODDAMN IT!
I unloaded the chaingun into the demon, but for some strange reason it was barely firing at 1/2 the speed and power it should.
It was more like dakka---dakka---dakka---dakka, instead of DAKKA-DAKKA-DAKKA-DAKKA-DAKKA-DAKKA-DAKKA. However, the demon couldn't respond as somehow it was too stunned from the bullets to shoot lightning at me. It soon died, and so did my chaingun. I tossed it away in anger because it was obviously defective and would only get me killed in a real firefight.
I was panicking, and sprinted through the corridors, and emerged into an open room the size of an open school football field. This time though, the demons seemed like they were all in an orderly fashion, and there was a single line where they didn't occupy any space. There was one single room in the middle that had no demons surrounding it. There were no walls, but flimsy see-through walls. For some reason, along that lone room in the middle there was a wall that extended to the side of the room, so I can't see what's in the next half of the whole room.
They were expecting me to have been this organized. PINEAPPLE!
I blitzed through the field of bullets, fireballs, lightning, and rockets. Fireballs got me again, and a rocket grazed me. When I got to the lone room, I was expecting myself to be dead meat, but for some reason the demons weren't chasing me or even attacking me. In fact, it was as if the moment I entered the room I became invisible. They weren't even fighting each other, so this room probably not only was a safe haven but also distorted time and space in which time passed slowly outside of the room.
As I took the time to rest, I look around me. There was combat armor, a rocket launcher, a plasma gun, and some ammo. There were also some first aid kits and a blue sphere that was staring back at me. I was at the brink of bleeding to death, so I first treated my wounds first and then touched the blue sphere. Despite the creepy face, the rest of my body healed completely, and not only that, I felt even better than before. I was about to leave, but then for some reason three girls teleported in front of me.
Wait, what?
What the hell?! These three girls were all dressed like Olivia with their gothic lolita clothing , and not only that they were teenage anime colored versions of them. They all seemed to be sisters, each being only a year apart from the next. The oldest two looked scary like the Olivia chair, but the third one seemed completely innocent. The oldest one was muttering something to me, something about killing me if I don't move aside. Not wanting to question them, I moved, and the three were walking to this portal that appeared behind me. As the first two entered the portal, for some reason the third one, also the youngest one, tripped and fell to the ground, and the portal closed. She started saying some stuff in Japanese, and when I tried to check on her for any cuts or scrapes I think I might have touched her inappropriately because she started crying and was bawling about her "nee-chan".
She looked like if she was an anime 12 year old version of:
![[Image: olivia.png?1256517527]](http://global.hidden-street.net/sites/global.hidden-street.net/files/npcs/olivia.png?1256517527)
I had no freaking idea what to do. However, I didn't have much time to think; a dozen Cacodemons were somehow approaching the room entrance. Looks like when the three Olivia sisters appeared it screwed up the properties of the room where I was no longer invisible but they were still moving slower than normal. This meant staying in the room is now suicidal since there was probably a good 400-500 demons in that whole room that were slowly walking towards me.
I took out the rocket launcher, and shot at the Cacodemons until they splattered to the ground in a sea of guts and giblets. I went back into the room, and looked through the broken walls. I spied a metal door in the distance on the wall. I knew this had to be the exit. As I looked at Olivia who was on the ground crying for her "onee-chan" I knew I wasn't going to leave her here to die.
I placed Olivia over my right shoulder, and put away the rocket launcher as I pulled out the plasma gun and held it in my left hand.
When I exited the room and turned in the general direction where the exit was. Once I started running, I yelled at the top of my lungs, and unloaded half of all my plasma gun ammo in a spray motion as I ran past the demons around me. I must have blinded them because as I ran nothing hit me. I knew they weren't dead though, so I was also extremely lucky. As I finally got to the door, I was about to kick the door down and save us both.
And then I woke up.
Wow. I had weird dreams before, but this one took the cake in terms of a combination of awesomeness and weirdness. Awesome because I was kicking ass in an old school game dreamt up by my mind, and weird because I don't know how the pineapple Olivia has anything to do with blasting demons back to hell.
My dream started off weird enough. I was cast into a level in the game Doom.
That's right. THAT Doom. In all of it's 2-D glory.
Anyway, I thought my brain was being cruel, because I was plopped into the middle of a room filled to the brim with monsters.
Something like this, except multiply that number by five.
Fuck.
Somehow though, my brain wasn't as cruel as I thought, because none of the monsters were moving. Looks like my brain borrowed the mechanics of the Doom game itself that at the beginning of a level unless you move or do anything like shoot your gun, you're safe. I saw in front of me a hole in the wall.
I made a mad dash to it, not looking back as I heard the demonic cries and fireballs being blasted everything. I got singed very badly as I got caught in crossfire as the demons blasted each other when they missed me. I was bleeding bad. Luckily, some med kits were in front of me. I took em, and my wounds were gone and was back at full health. Then I saw the chaingun in front of me, I grabbed it post-haste, but then a Cacodemon appeared.
GODDAMN IT!
I unloaded the chaingun into the demon, but for some strange reason it was barely firing at 1/2 the speed and power it should.
It was more like dakka---dakka---dakka---dakka, instead of DAKKA-DAKKA-DAKKA-DAKKA-DAKKA-DAKKA-DAKKA. However, the demon couldn't respond as somehow it was too stunned from the bullets to shoot lightning at me. It soon died, and so did my chaingun. I tossed it away in anger because it was obviously defective and would only get me killed in a real firefight.
I was panicking, and sprinted through the corridors, and emerged into an open room the size of an open school football field. This time though, the demons seemed like they were all in an orderly fashion, and there was a single line where they didn't occupy any space. There was one single room in the middle that had no demons surrounding it. There were no walls, but flimsy see-through walls. For some reason, along that lone room in the middle there was a wall that extended to the side of the room, so I can't see what's in the next half of the whole room.
They were expecting me to have been this organized. PINEAPPLE!
I blitzed through the field of bullets, fireballs, lightning, and rockets. Fireballs got me again, and a rocket grazed me. When I got to the lone room, I was expecting myself to be dead meat, but for some reason the demons weren't chasing me or even attacking me. In fact, it was as if the moment I entered the room I became invisible. They weren't even fighting each other, so this room probably not only was a safe haven but also distorted time and space in which time passed slowly outside of the room.
As I took the time to rest, I look around me. There was combat armor, a rocket launcher, a plasma gun, and some ammo. There were also some first aid kits and a blue sphere that was staring back at me. I was at the brink of bleeding to death, so I first treated my wounds first and then touched the blue sphere. Despite the creepy face, the rest of my body healed completely, and not only that, I felt even better than before. I was about to leave, but then for some reason three girls teleported in front of me.
Wait, what?
What the hell?! These three girls were all dressed like Olivia with their gothic lolita clothing , and not only that they were teenage anime colored versions of them. They all seemed to be sisters, each being only a year apart from the next. The oldest two looked scary like the Olivia chair, but the third one seemed completely innocent. The oldest one was muttering something to me, something about killing me if I don't move aside. Not wanting to question them, I moved, and the three were walking to this portal that appeared behind me. As the first two entered the portal, for some reason the third one, also the youngest one, tripped and fell to the ground, and the portal closed. She started saying some stuff in Japanese, and when I tried to check on her for any cuts or scrapes I think I might have touched her inappropriately because she started crying and was bawling about her "nee-chan".
She looked like if she was an anime 12 year old version of:
I had no freaking idea what to do. However, I didn't have much time to think; a dozen Cacodemons were somehow approaching the room entrance. Looks like when the three Olivia sisters appeared it screwed up the properties of the room where I was no longer invisible but they were still moving slower than normal. This meant staying in the room is now suicidal since there was probably a good 400-500 demons in that whole room that were slowly walking towards me.
I took out the rocket launcher, and shot at the Cacodemons until they splattered to the ground in a sea of guts and giblets. I went back into the room, and looked through the broken walls. I spied a metal door in the distance on the wall. I knew this had to be the exit. As I looked at Olivia who was on the ground crying for her "onee-chan" I knew I wasn't going to leave her here to die.
I placed Olivia over my right shoulder, and put away the rocket launcher as I pulled out the plasma gun and held it in my left hand.
When I exited the room and turned in the general direction where the exit was. Once I started running, I yelled at the top of my lungs, and unloaded half of all my plasma gun ammo in a spray motion as I ran past the demons around me. I must have blinded them because as I ran nothing hit me. I knew they weren't dead though, so I was also extremely lucky. As I finally got to the door, I was about to kick the door down and save us both.
And then I woke up.
Wow. I had weird dreams before, but this one took the cake in terms of a combination of awesomeness and weirdness. Awesome because I was kicking ass in an old school game dreamt up by my mind, and weird because I don't know how the pineapple Olivia has anything to do with blasting demons back to hell.
