Mark Wants No Topics

So this thread is about

Mmh. Yummy.

Do you know what I love to do after I cook bacon?

I drain about half the grease from the skillet, then I cook a couple of eggs over easy in what's left.

Yummy bacony eggs.

Do you know what I love to do after I cook bacon?

I drain about half the grease from the skillet, then I cook a couple of eggs over easy in what's left.

Yummy bacony eggs.

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Do you know what I love to do after I cook bacon?

I drain about half the grease from the skillet, then I cook a couple of eggs over easy in what's left.

Yummy bacony eggs.

Do you know what I love to do after I cook bacon?

I drain about half the grease from the skillet, then I cook a couple of eggs over easy in what's left.

Yummy bacony eggs.

TEXAS IS KILLiNG YOU, SHA!

;_;

Do you know what I love to do after I cook bacon?

I drain about half the grease from the skillet, then I cook a couple of eggs over easy in what's left.

Yummy bacony eggs.

My mom does that too.

You guys are faggots. All of you.

I tried to revive the Funhouse, Bacon. I really did.

I tried to revive the Funhouse, Bacon. I really did.

I know dude. I know.

TEXAS IS KILLiNG YOU, SHA!

;_;

Eggs not cooked in bacon grease are just not good.

this topic blows.

TEXAS IS KILLiNG YOU, SHA!

;_;

There is a reason the South has some of the best food ever made. Better than that shit y'all serve up in the North.

There is a reason the South has some of the best food ever made. Better than that shit y'all serve up in the North.

What...the stuff that doesn't kill you slowly?

You sound like it's all bad.

You sound like it's all bad.

I'm kidding. xd Did you ever hear of clam cakes, fish & chips, hot wieners, dough boys? 100% FRIED IN NEW ENGLAND!

We walk beaches and eat living quahogs. That can't be too healthy.

*eats deep fried coke-cola*

Who cares?

*eats deep fried coke-cola*

Who cares?

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Nah, man. Me and Jesus are bros. He did after all give me an awesome metabolism where I can eat almost anything I want and bearly gain a pound.