I REALLY need to get the f'uck out of Southperry.

[COLOR="Red"]So I was reading a book, and they were doing some cooking in it, and it said something like "add 1/2 cup pomegranate juice" and I'm like..."WUT? THEY'RE ADDING S[COLOR="red"]HIT TO FOOD???!?!!"

Also, my friend pissed me off while we were playing Rock Band at his house, and before I knew it, I said "PINEAPPLE YOU"....which was followed by a long, awkward silence where like six people stared at me....

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It happens.

i started putting spectrum goggles on avatars that r kewl...now uber kewlers

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I couldn't help but laugh at the last bit.

PINEAPPLE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Don't feel bad, my friend Pinky is worse. Her mom asked what she was doing and pinky litterally responded "WHATEVER I FEEL LIKE MUM EFF THREE"

Mom:...
Pinky: Eff four .... -leaves afraid she'll say something else ms related"

I laugh.

I don't think I've yet made that sort of mistake. But when me and my gf want to tease someone anywhere, we use terms from ms and southperry. It confuses them and we get that look on our face.

Try wearing these and see how may of those 6 friends you have left ^_^

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n43/f...pabove.jpg

And as for pomegranate juice, the rule goes: per 1/2 cup pomegranate juice, add 2 tablespoons bacon grease and a cup of pineapple chunks.

I mean, who wouldn't want something that smells worse than sulphur?

Try wearing these and see how may of those 6 friends you have left ^_^

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n43/f...pabove.jpg

And as for pomegranate juice, the rule goes: per 1/2 cup pomegranate juice, add 2 tablespoons bacon grease and a cup of pineapple chunks.

I mean, who wouldn't want something that smells worse than sulphur?

I don't care what anyone says, but add some red tint to those, and they'll be real sexy.

Don't feel bad, my friend Pinky is worse. Her mom asked what she was doing and pinky litterally responded "WHATEVER I FEEL LIKE MUM EFF THREE"

Mom:...
Pinky: Eff four .... -leaves afraid she'll say something else ms related"

[COLOR="Red"]My friend walked up to our English teacher and said "Can I has a kleenex, plox?"

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