Girls.

[color="#cc8899"]I love redheads. To death. They are amazing. And petite girls, short and skinny. Freckles, in small amounts, make a cute face unique and firmly implanted in my mind and heart. Soft, pale skin and a subtle perfume make me shiver at the woman's prescence. And intelligent girls. Ones I don't have to wear ear plugs to tolerate talking to. Tattoos, in moderation, drive me crazy <3. Breasts? Large Bs are perfect for me, but I love em all, provided they belong to the form of an age-of-consent adult female and have not begun deteriorating from age and gravity. Throw in the ability to take care of herself, or, even better, to thoroughly kick my ass, and I'm drooling unstoppably in a corner whilst seeking the nearest religious text to thank whatever deity/ies led to such a woman's creation.

So. What qualities drive you absolutely insane (in a good way) in the opposite sex (or, for the inevitable Vern comment, whatever sex you happen to take interest in). Inb4Felix's loli's and Greg's boobs. [/COLOR]

Someone who's a bit shy, and gets easily flustered when she's embarassed. Headstrong and a bit tomboyish, but always stands up for what she thinks is right, and helps those in need. She should definitely be responsible and mature, a rollmodel for those younger to her (and maybe the older ones too), but still have a bit of a childish side deep down, like cuddling with a plush at night. Despite not wanting much and being quite selfless, when there is something she wants, she'll pout about it and try to give sly hints. Having a phobia like being afraid of heights makes her absolutely adorable.

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[color="#cc8899"]I should also note to any potential objectors that these qualities are just things that posters should find endearing, not "This is the perfect guy/girl and I will settle for no less."

And a love of cuddling (not CLINGING, just cuddling) is absolutely something I love. I had little luck with relationships in school, so I tend to crave physical contact as a way of reassuring myself that my lover is real (as is any emotion between us). But girls who don't know the difference between clinging and cuddling...instant turnoff.[/COLOR]

Someone who's a bit shy, and gets easily flustered when she's embarassed. Headstrong and a bit tomboyish, but always stands up for what she thinks is right, and helps those in need. She should definitely be responsible and mature, a rollmodel for those younger to her (and maybe the older ones too), but still have a bit of a childish side deep down, like cuddling with a plush at night. Despite not wanting much and being quite selfless, when there is something she wants, she'll pout about it and try to give sly hints. Having a phobia like being afraid of heights makes her absolutely adorable.

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I agree. Every single word.

A big one for me is accents, especially Australian or Irish ones. My favorite time of the year at work is the beginning of summer, because that's when I get to interview all the cute foreign students with their cute accents and their manners. Mmmmmm. Lip/tongue piercings are another (PROVIDENCE I'M LOOKING AT YOU.)

A set of nice legs are probably what catches my attention first on a girl. Even more fantabulous if they're in boots, legwarmers, daisy dukes, or skirts. Yay legs. Even better if those legs are attatched to a nice, round bottom. Also, the girl in this video:

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A big one for me is accents, especially Australian or Irish ones. My favorite time of the year at work is the beginning of summer, because that's when I get to interview all the cute foreign students with their cute accents and their manners. Mmmmmm. Lip/tongue piercings are another (PROVIDENCE I'M LOOKING AT YOU.)

A set of nice legs are probably what catches my attention first on a girl. Even more fantabulous if they're in boots, legwarmers, daisy dukes, or skirts. Yay legs. Even better if those legs are attatched to a nice, round bottom. Also, the girl in this video:

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[color="#cc8899"]She's so cute in an indescribable way. OMG. You and I share tastes in women. Yet you are a woman. OMG I HAVE A BISEXUAL BUDDY! I SHALL TAKE YOU TO THE MALL AND WE SHALL WHISPER ABOUT WHICH GIRLS ARE HOT!

But yea, girls like her. I dig your taste in women Madame Furry.[/COLOR]

I couldn't fap to loli even if I wanted to. It does nothing for me, besides the occasional d'awww.

A number of other things actually turn me on. To list a few physical fetishes: Large breasts (DD+), long (brown) hair, hair in pigtails, hair in side ponytail (haphazard is best), white/pale skin, beautiful faces (especially eyes) and slender (but not skinny) bodies. I find weak (but not pathetically so) women sexy too. Those features are usually present on my fantasy/dream woman. All this loli nonsense is actually quite funny to me because I hate flat chests. Say what you will about me being shallow, but a girl can be absolutely gorgeous, face-wise...but without at least C cup breasts, I get turned off pretty fast. Especially to the thought of ever being with her. lol

Physical things aside, I like girls who are intelligent and not narrow-minded or full of themselves. Definitely someone with a sense of humor, my goodness. Preferably someone as twisted as myself, too, but that'd be hard to find. Mainly just a girl who knows how to take it easy, takes things one day at a time and doesn't care about much. I do not like domineering or strong women--at all. That's not saying I want to be "in control." I just (painfully) found out I do not like becoming passive or stepped on when it comes to relationships. She either has to be mellow like me or passive herself.

I could probably go on and describe my perfect dream girl and fantasy, but I'll refrain. This is sufficient. Plus, I really have no desire to ever find a companion anyway. My desires are too unrealistic, and I'm too selfish to want to ruin my happy, easy-going life with a stress-ridden female. I'll gladly stay alone over ever settling for anyone less than would make me truly happy.

Oh, and can I throw in some turn-offs? Sure why not. Fat, smokers, foul mouths, tomboys, athletic, giggly/ditsy, prissy, blah blah. The mere sight of any of these angers and, often, actually disgusts me.

I couldn't fap to loli even if I wanted to. It does nothing for me, besides the occasional d'awww.

A number of other things actually turn me on. To list a few physical fetishes: Large breasts (DD+), long (brown) hair, hair in pigtails, hair in side ponytail (haphazard is best), white/pale skin, beautiful faces (especially eyes) and slender (but not skinny) bodies. I find weak (but not pathetically so) women sexy too. Those features are usually present on my fantasy/dream woman. All this loli nonsense is actually quite funny to me because I hate flat chests. Say what you will about me being shallow, but a girl can be absolutely gorgeous, face-wise...but without at least C cup breasts, I get turned off pretty fast. Especially to the thought of ever being with her. lol

Physical things aside, I like girls who are intelligent and not narrow-minded or full of themselves. Definitely someone with a sense of humor, my goodness. Preferably someone as twisted as myself, too, but that'd be hard to find. Mainly just a girl who knows how to take it easy, takes things one day at a time and doesn't care about much. I do not like domineering or strong women--at all. That's not saying I want to be "in control." I just (painfully) found out I do not like becoming passive or stepped on when it comes to relationships. She either has to be mellow like me or passive herself.

I couldn't probably go on and describe my perfect dream girl and fantasy, but I'll refrain. This is sufficient. Plus, I really have no desire to ever find a companion anyway. My desires are too unrealistic, and I'm too selfish to want to ruin my happy, easy-going life with a stress-ridden female. I'll gladly stay alone over ever settling for anyone less than would make me truly happy.

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I agree with the humor part, and should add I need a girl who can deal with me being my...absurd and...imaginative...self.[/COLOR]

MasPan,

You like the exact same kind of girls as me.

I love redheads. And petite girls, short and skinny. Freckles, in small amounts, Soft, pale skin and a subtle perfume make me shiver at the woman's prescence. And intelligent girls. Ones I don't have to wear ear plugs to tolerate talking to. Tattoos, in moderation, drive me crazy <3. Breasts? Large Bs are perfect for me, but I love em all, provided they belong to the form of an age-of-consent adult female and have not begun deteriorating from age and gravity. Throw in the ability to take care of herself, or, even better, to thoroughly kick my ass, and I'm drooling unstoppably in a corner whilst seeking the nearest religious text to thank whatever deity/ies led to such a woman's creation

fixed. also Asian girls, though most girls that have the quality's above are asian(small soft skin) minus the red hair.

also my best friend is a bi sexual its a great type of friend, though she can pull hotter chicks then me

Someone who's a bit shy, and gets easily flustered when she's embarassed. Headstrong and a bit tomboyish, but always stands up for what she thinks is right, and helps those in need. She should definitely be responsible and mature, a rollmodel for those younger to her (and maybe the older ones too), but still have a bit of a childish side deep down, like cuddling with a plush at night. Despite not wanting much and being quite selfless, when there is something she wants, she'll pout about it and try to give sly hints. Having a phobia like being afraid of heights makes her absolutely adorable.

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In the most bizzare bit of creepyness, you just described me... except I'm a male xD I seriously had to point that out.

I honestly don't think a lot about what I desire in a significant other. I'm not very great with describing things anyhow, so it's hard for me to tell you the things that I like in a person. There's something about an awkward/bumbling/clumsy/unsure-of-themselves/shy-at-first-appearance type of person that I like.

I have unrealistic fetishes anyway and I'm pretty happy just being alone.

well wouldn't you like to know what kind of guys I'm into brandon...

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I like my guys a bit on the cubby side. not like OMG FAT ASS, but yea. facial hair doesn't hurt. body hair is meh, I could care less but a little doesn't hurt :3. his interest...I really don't care about either. as long as he's not drunk 24/7 or shooting himself up with drugs. I'm fine with weed and the occasional rolling like at EDC or something, but other than that is a turn off for me. cigarettes are also whatever with me, just not excessively like a pack a day. playing the vidya with me would be a huge plus. won't get all pissy when I spend hours on the computer, which shouldn't happen once I actually find someone . it would be nice if we shared similar interest in movies, tv shows, music, and humor. has to be clean, hygiene wise. clean disease wise...average intelligence wise, preferably taller than me but not like 2 feet taller, doesn't have really bad B.O. or bad breath, doesn't act/live like a slob, doesn't flaunt his gayness everywhere, humorous but not obnoxious, not a complete prick, spontaneous, not to picky about food, gets along with my family, will put up with all the crap I pull, and finally...doesn't necessarily need to be packing. I don't want a relationship based around sex and I find really big...ya...unattractive. that's it I guess.

holy crap I'm shallow

I honestly don't think a lot about what I desire in a significant other. I'm not very great with describing things anyhow, so it's hard for me to tell you the things that I like in a person. There's something about an awkward/bumbling/clumsy/unsure-of-themselves/shy-at-first-appearance type of person that I like.

I have unrealistic fetishes anyway and I'm pretty happy just being alone.

Let me introduce you to the 2D.

Someone who works hard to get where they are today. She should be able to help with studying, as well as being independent. Those close to her should take a number one priority in her life. Though studying and working hard is a good thing, she should also be able to unwind and enjoy video games, even MMOs.
A voice of reason. Someone who acts the responsible one, making sure no one gets into too much trouble. Being stern and solid about responsibilities to keep everyone on track is a great quality. An older sister-like attitude is always sweet, and makes those little nagging quirks all that more adorable. She doesn't have to be an otaku, but liking some manga and anime is a great thing. Even if it's just because a friend of hers is interested.
Still so, she doesn't have to be perfect. If she messes up a little with the salt and sugar contents or burns her cooking a bit, it just makes it all the more irresistible when she explains why it tastes funny. Despite being so manageable at everything else, when she's around the guy she likes, she should be a lot more self-conscious and clumsy. Her inexperience should make her nervous and awkward, despite her usual calm in performing the same activities with her girls.

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As you probably know, I have a lot of time on my hands.

[color="#cc8899"]I love redheads. To death. They are amazing. And petite girls, short and skinny. Freckles, in small amounts, make a cute face unique and firmly implanted in my mind and heart. Soft, pale skin and a subtle perfume make me shiver at the woman's prescence. And intelligent girls. Ones I don't have to wear ear plugs to tolerate talking to. Tattoos, in moderation, drive me crazy <3. Breasts? Large Bs are perfect for me, but I love em all, provided they belong to the form of an age-of-consent adult female and have not begun deteriorating from age and gravity. Throw in the ability to take care of herself, or, even better, to thoroughly kick my ass, and I'm drooling unstoppably in a corner whilst seeking the nearest religious text to thank whatever deity/ies led to such a woman's creation.

So. What qualities drive you absolutely insane (in a good way) in the opposite sex (or, for the inevitable Vern comment, whatever sex you happen to take interest in). Inb4Felix's loli's and Greg's boobs. [/COLOR]

Agreed 100%, aside from the breasts. Large breasts are a turn-off for me. I prefer smaller breasts.

I also like someone who's partially quiet. A shy type who only shows her true self to people she's known for quite some time.

Let me introduce you to the 2D.

But I already like the 2D.

Someone who works hard to get where they are today. She should be able to help with studying, as well as being independent. Those close to her should take a number one priority in her life. Though studying and working hard is a good thing, she should also be able to unwind and enjoy video games, even MMOs.
A voice of reason. Someone who acts the responsible one, making sure no one gets into too much trouble. Being stern and solid about responsibilities to keep everyone on track is a great quality. An older sister-like attitude is always sweet, and makes those little nagging quirks all that more adorable. She doesn't have to be an otaku, but liking some manga and anime is a great thing. Even if it's just because a friend of hers is interested.
Still so, she doesn't have to be perfect. If she messes up a little with the salt and sugar contents or burns her cooking a bit, it just makes it all the more irresistible when she explains why it tastes funny. Despite being so manageable at everything else, when she's around the guy she likes, she should be a lot more self-conscious and clumsy. Her inexperience should make her nervous and awkward, despite her usual calm in performing the same activities with her girls.

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As you probably know, I have a lot of time on my hands.

That's a nice little story and all, but...

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That's a nice little story and all, but...

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Sorry to hear that bra.

 Photo of Manda here.

Like I'd show any of you kiddies her beautiful face.

A girl that has a sense of intelligence, and knows what she's talking about. A girl that is calm at times, but knows when to have a good time with her boyfriend. Girls that are shy and enjoys cuddling, especially ones that are loyal. One that also enjoys the majority of the same things I prefer as well, such as 'some' degree of gaming (to an extent), reading mangas, watching anime, going out to parties, etc. As for figure, uh, not overly skinny, just 'average' will do. Hopefully with B+ cups, jajaja (not beyond C either, please ;-.

That pretty much explains my dream-girl. Lol! I do have a thing for some blondes, but recently, Asian girls. Also, girls that are overly slow makes me geek-rage, seriously. >_>; I remembered my ex asking me stupid questions that made me rage on a weekly basis.

I have a real weakness for girls with nice legs, if she wore a dress I wouldn't be able to take my eyes off of her. I also have a slight interest in feet so disproportioned feet would be a turn off. A cute butt is really nice. She doesn't have to be super skinny but she can't have a large stomach, just someone of average weight is fine. Breast, no flat chest but anything over a DD is kind of big in my opinion. C or B cup is perfect. A cute face is ALWAYS a big turn on, especially if her eyes are nice. Hair color is not of the greatest importance to me, but I like black, brunette, and blonde hair, in that order.

Personality wise, she has to be able to bring something to a conversation. Shy girls are nice and all but I prefer someone with a little more attitude, but not so much that they rage all over the place. I guess what I am looking for is someone who is a little witty. She has to be caring, but not so much that she sacrifices herself. She also has to have a easy going, childish side to her. Someone who knows how to relax and have enjoy herself. Similar interest would be very nice but as long as she puts up with my intrest, that would be nice.