Ouch, this has to hurt.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25786594/

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SAN LUIS OBISPO, Calif. - Two practical jokers are behind bars for setting their passed-out drinking buddy's crotch ablaze while boozing in Grover Beach. Matthew Craig Pillers and Jack Brent Nicholas Keiffer pleaded no contest to a felony great bodily injury charge.

Prosecutors say the 22-year-old Pillers, a parolee, was sentenced to two years in prison and the 19-year-old Keiffer got 45 days in San Luis Obispo County jail.

Elliot Tuleja was passed out when the men poured cologne on the man's groin and set him on fire on Jan. 18. Tuleja had second-degree burns on his testicles.

I wonder if he's still a guy.

Don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing that he can't reproduce...ever.

What's with all the people trying to kill each other's balls these days?

Don't evverr be the first to pass out :\

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Two years for lighting some jewels on fire? Seems a little hard to me. <_<

When I was younger and people use to pass out, we just drew dicks on their face with a permanent marker.

You kids these days......*sigh*

Don't evverr be the first to pass out :\

LMFAO. My first thoughts exactly. But seriously, why in the pineapple would they set their friends balls on fire..

Just lol.

Okayyyy... Ya, just the usual fucking morons that don't deserve to reproduce in the first place, lol.

What's with all the people trying to kill each other's balls these days?

Stopping overpopulation one scrotum at a time!

Oh god... That's insane. x_o Why the hell would they do that?

They were drunk, they probably couldn't even think rationally, but this seems a bit to.. crazy, even IF you're drunk

Stopping overpopulation one scrotum at a time!

Oh lawl, I lol'd xD

Ok, it would hurt if he burned his penis, but it isn't the kind of pain when you get hit in the BALLS. There is a HUGE difference. So people, stop thinking that a simple hit to the penis hurts, it's the balls that hurt the most.

On-Topicish: Singe balls? wtp. What kind of freaking idiots would go ahead and do that? I understand they're drunk. . . But seriously >_>.

2nd Degree burn on his balls? He isn't sterile, depending on his body. But 2nd Degree burn won't sterilize you. Unless they kicked his balls like 10 times >_>

Stuff like this always reminds me of this black comedian talking about how white people do this stuff to each other when drunk, and him talking about how a black guys don't do that stuff because they'd beat their ass, shoot them, etc for it... rofl. Especially the gay stuff.

Seriously so true... xD

I do not get why people do this crap to each other. I wouldn't deal with friends doing this.

A friend of mine claimed to have set his plantain on fire once, but i'm not sure if i believed him.

he offered to show me the scars but i didn't want to see.

A friend of mine claimed to have set his plantain on fire once, but i'm not sure if i believed him.

he offered to show me the scars but i didn't want to see.

I would of wanted to see. If a girl told me her tits were set on fire, I would demand to see the scars. I'm not gay. I just don't believe people.

I would of wanted to see. If a girl told me her tits were set on fire, I would demand to see the scars. I'm not gay. I just don't believe people.

Now, hold on a second. Seeing someone's tits is not the same as seeing someone's plantain. If you were seeing her vagina, then it would be the same.

Now, hold on a second. Seeing someone's tits is not the same as seeing someone's plantain. If you were seeing her vagina, then it would be the same.

ok fine... I would demand to see the girls vag. I have no shame. All vag's are the same.

They wanted to play superheroes. Flame on!

My friends do a much less worse thing to me when I'm sleeping over and I fall asleep first, while I'm still in a daze when falling asleep they ask me rediculous questions and i answer >_>