*sniff sniff*

I'll see your no-less-than-a-week-old picture from Digg, and raise you my own.

I'll see your no-less-than-a-week-old picture from Digg, and raise you my own.

I don't get it...

I don't get it...

Blade is a vampire hunter. He is staring at Twilols people.

I lol'd heartily.

This girl at work told me she was starting to read the Twilight books. I outright laughed in her face. Felt kinda bad afterward though... until she told me she was enjoying the book.

Then I laughed harder.

Say what you want about King, but know that he's a god-tier troll.

4 words:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

This.

I hate Twilight more than I hate the pineappleing Bellmonts! They give us a bad name, and don't even burn in the sun! They SPARKLE like a bunch of pineappleing pansies! I'm gonna try to talk my son into killing whoever wrote those god awful tomes... once I find him that is. I think he went to sleep for another 400 years again.

I hate Twilight more than I hate the pineappleing Bellmonts! They give us a bad name, and don't even burn in the sun! They SPARKLE like a bunch of pineappleing pansies! I'm gonna try to talk my son into killing whoever wrote those god awful tomes... once I find him that is. I think he went to sleep for another 400 years again.

But you love the police girl, right?

But you love the police girl, right?

The police girl? The only woman I loved was my wife Lisa, who you pimento humans burned at the stake.

Edward has a vagina? ;_;
All of my fantasies: crushed.

The police girl? The only woman I loved was my wife Lisa, who you pimento humans burned at the stake.

[color="#cc8899"]Quit trying to pretend you're not Alucard
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Alucard.

The only real vampire out there.

[color="#cc8899"]Quit trying to pretend you're not Alucard
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Going by his profile picture I think you've got Hellsing confused with Castlevania.

Going by his profile picture I think you've got Hellsing confused with Castlevania.

It's the same Dracula f3

Say what you want about King, but know that he's a god-tier troll.

"some old man" lol. as if that meyer b'itch can compare to da King. i've heard that twilight is a terrible book and i refuse to watch the movie.

The police girl? The only woman I loved was my wife Lisa, who you pimento humans burned at the stake.

Yeah, and then I capped yo' ass. Cry more, b!tch.

See guys, rebellion against Daddy DOES pay off!

For those who won't read Twilight but would enjoy a condensed, internet-spite-laden version, my sister attests that this is quite accurate.