I don't have goggles.

I am so sad, I do not own a pair of goggles. I can't be like all of the cool kids running around showing my dedication to Southperry.

Please kill me in the most inhumane way possible.

I'll kill you in the butt.
IN THE BUtT

Suddenly!

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I shall not kill you. I shall let you tremble in fear eternally in the face of the worst of all fluffy white terrors.

Blasphemy!

I am so sad, I do not own a pair of goggles. I can't be like all of the cool kids running around showing my dedication to Southperry.

Please kill me in the most inhumane way possible.

Just get yourself a rich boyfriend to buy you ones.

Just get yourself a rich boyfriend to buy you ones.

But he's not gay.

I would tear your body apart and make some soup with the pieces. Floats your boat?

Just get yourself a rich boyfriend to buy you ones.

I'm all in favour of this idea, actually, Akira-chan.

But he's not gay.

So? His boyfriend might be!!

7 days........

I shall blindfold you.

Then dress you up in a tree costume.

Then I shall fetch the beavers!

Just get yourself a rich boyfriend to buy you ones.

L>BF w/ NX @@@@@@@

But he's not gay.

I must be a girl since I have an avatar and signature with a picture of a girl.

I would tear your body apart and make some soup with the pieces. Floats your boat?

Sounds delicious.

I'm all in favour of this idea, actually, Akira-chan.

Okay, Justice-kun.

So? His boyfriend might be!!

I need to find myself a sugar daddy.

I don't have Goggles either... paying up to get my Quest Specialist badge has taken priority. :x Getting some should be next on my list though.

Poorly photoshopped pictures are the pomegranate.

Even a pair that does nothing/has messed up stats costs over 300m here in Broa. Since I'm not a greedy merchant looks like I'm not getting a pair!

I'm glad I essentially nabbed mine for 110m (75 pure + a Nirg hat). Even though they're fail scrolled (1/3 60s worked), not bad considering price gouging lately. I even had mine about 2 weeks after they came out.

I only have 30mil in GMS, so I guess goggles are out of the question!

I would laugh at you all for not having goggles, but I fear the karma from that.

Screw dedication, I want them because they look awesome