PQing Noobs Crack Me Up

Conveniently, this all was able to fit in one, convenient screenshot. Doesn't this just lol ur brains out?!

And I forgot to mention that when I said "Get it down here.", I was referring to that it was on the arch and I was too lazy to get it.

*Walks in from the erich thread.*

Looks like you had a funny day. o.O

"WE HAVE TO SAVE MONEY ON COUPONS. AMERICA IS GOING THRU AN ECONOMICAL CRISIS RIGHT NOW."

Lolwow.

That little kid wanted to get revenge for a grudge he made. So silly xD

Conveniently and coincidentally, this convo ended up in one of my screenies

It's possible that you just got Maple-trolled.

Punk'd day for you.

That little kid wanted to get revenge for a grudge he made. So silly xD

Conveniently and coincidentally, this convo ended up in one of my screenies

Ah, yes. How could I forget such a stupid noob like him, as well!? I couldn't screenshot on the computer that I was on, which made me a little sad. That was a great moment, as well.

And I forgot to mention that when I said "Get it down here.", I was referring to that it was on the arch and I was too lazy to get it.

I like the ones that you have to tell them where and when to jump.

Tiger, 5. Tiger, 6. Tiger, 3. No. 3, tiger. Tiger? WAKE UP AND MOVE.
Kev: OMFG THESE ARE THE LONGEST PQ'S OF MY LIFE

I like the ones that you have to tell them where and when to jump.

Tiger, 5. Tiger, 6. Tiger, 3. No. 3, tiger. Tiger? WAKE UP AND MOVE.
Kev: OMFG THESE ARE THE LONGEST PQ'S OF MY LIFE

I'm going to now document pretty much every randomer PQ in my life. But no joke, those first 17 were SERIOUSLY SO LONG. I'm tired of noobs wasting my time!

Oh, also get this pineappling crap! King Slime Cards dropped in PQs 49,50,51. I got them all, thankfully. But I lol'd at the fact that I went about 39 PQs without seeing a card, and now I'm on another card dry spell up at PQ 72.

You...count?

And what exactly happened? You were doing stage one, you "KSed" him, a coupon dropped, and neither of you looted? I don't see what's to get mad at, but rofl. >_>

You...count?

And what exactly happened? You were doing stage one, you "KSed" him, a coupon dropped, and neither of you looted? I don't see what's to get mad at, but rofl. >_>

Yes, I count. It's not that hard to count. I just remember what number PQ I was in, and when the card dropped. Total I've seen 5 King Slime Cards. I've seen 7 SLIME cards throughout all my PQs, too. I've only been able to pick up 2 of those, though, and I didn't count the regular slime cards.

The guy was killing a Ligator; I was killing the same one; and a mage was killing the same one. I was helping the noob mage because he couldn't do much damage; So he picked up the orange ticket, and the other person that was killing it got mad for looting his ticket.

Then, after we turned in the tickets for the pass, the other guy jumped down on top of the arch to 'give it to me' and told me to come up there 'sense' i ks'd him, and I was too lazy to go up there, so yeah.

lol @ joining low level PQs to try to clear out my "Available" tab. Anyone know how to get the HPQ into completed?


Didn't ss the last line which was
xSulu: Do you use 1h swords?

lol @ joining low level PQs to try to clear out my "Available" tab. Anyone know how to get the HPQ into completed?

100 Tries. 90% Victory Rate. Obtain Rice Cake on my Head.

Best time of 6 minutes or less. 100 Tries. 90% Victory Rate. Obtain Rice Cake on my Head.

Fixed. This is for HPQ S rank btw xD

I don't get when people complain about KSing in a party. I've had people peach at me in freaking APQ, where all you need is 50 code pieces as a group. Then there's OMG DUN KILL MY NECKIS. Fucking sad.

100 Tries. 90% Victory Rate. Obtain Rice Cake on my Head.

No, that's not to just get it in completed.

Just complete it twice or something, and wait 1-2 weeks. It'll move into completed at some day. I did get the rice cake hat though, but I'm not sure if that's needed to get it into completed.

I don't get when people complain about KSing in a party. I've had people peach at me in freaking APQ, where all you need is 50 code pieces as a group. Then there's OMG DUN KILL MY NECKIS. pineappleing sad.

I can understand a bit in KPQ, where you can get decent exp in the Ligator area, but it really doesn't matter. I take it as an insult when people jump over to "help" or ks when I specifically ask them not to, but if you don't speak up, then don't get angry.

I don't get when people complain about KSing in a party. I've had people peach at me in freaking APQ, where all you need is 50 code pieces as a group. Then there's OMG DUN KILL MY NECKIS. pineappleing sad.

OMG i so fucking hate it when people ks me in that stage in apq!

The "we have to save coupons becasue of recession thing" sounded like a hilarious joke.

Then I read the whispers and realized the guy wasn't joking. Which is what made it over 9000 times funnier.

Yes. I get this same problem.

I usually just tell everybody as soon as we get in, if there's any bullshit, I don't have a problem with exiting and replacing them with a Level 20 Beginner.

I will not try to understand idiots that no one will ever be able to figure out.