The LoL Rage Thread

The one you used that poisons people and becomes invisible.

TEEEEMMMMOOOOOOO!!!

[COLOR="#0000FF"]He's a badger!
Also, TEEMO ALL MY HATE
IF I HEAR THAT BLOW DART ONE MORE TIME[/COLOR]

The one you used that poisons people and becomes invisible.

You'll also find that many people consider Teemo as one of the most annoying champs in the game. End result is that there's a lot of jokes about that.

i hate when people tell me what to build

enemy team has urgot taric and not much else... HEY ASHE BUILD A GA!!
/builds qss

enemy team has blitz ashe and a couple roots/stuns... HEY ASHE BUILD A QSS!!
/builds bv

i also hate when people peach about how i initiate...
"you couldve arrowed 30 secs ago"
you impatient bastard, we only saw cass *just* sticking her nose out a teeny tiny bit far and moving around unpredictably. it turns out her 4 teammates were close by and one of ours wasnt. 30 seconds later, we were all pushing mid turret, saw 4 of the enemy hiding between it and the next turret, and their ad carry pushing bottom out. cass was running towards her base in a straight line. and you gonna peach about going 3 for 0 on a dive? k. thats why im the one picking fights.

Just lost a superb 2v5 game. It happens, but I'm mad because it brought me to 55 W 55 L. I dont know how I ended up there from 20/5...

Just lost a superb 2v5 game. It happens, but I'm mad because it brought me to 55 W 55 L. I dont know how I ended up there from 20/5...

You ended up in the elo you're supposed to be in, more than likely. An even W/L is a good sign that your elo is accurate.

More than 80% of the games I do nowaday are losses... And it's normal, not ranked, though I suppose the elo system works the same way...

More than 80% of the games I do nowaday are losses... And it's normal, not ranked, though I suppose the elo system works the same way...

There is indeed a normal elo, but Riot goes to great lengths to make sure we don't know what it is.

Those times when you roll a 1 on your jukes. FUUUUUUUUUU~~~~~~~~

Can we please get rid of Surge?

Normally I'm one to complain about people bitching at junglers for their problems but holy pomegranate am I getting sick of solo queue junglers. Every fucking game lately has been like the jungler bitching at *everyone* because they fucked up in one way or another. I can't tell you how many games I've played recently where someone picks a slow ass jungle like amumu or nunu and gets raped by a quick jungler because they counter picked themselves. I can't tell you how many times I've had junglers give up first blood double buff lately. I can't tell you how many times I've had the most impatient junglers ever. It's really getting on my nerves.

And so fucking what if someone loses their lane. It happens sometimes. People get counterpicked. People get outplayed. You don't have to whine about it every chance you get. And it certainly doesn't help the team when you spend 10 minutes telling everyone how bad they are without providing any sort of reasoning behind their accusations.
"YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN HERE DEFENDING BLUE WITH ME"
Please tell me how, as Janna, I'm supposed to defend blue against a blitz & nautilus invade when you counterpick yourself and pick amumu. PLEASE. Oh? You don't have anything to say? Yeah that's what I thought.

I wish they would remove pineappleing Barrier in ARAM or at least give it an appropriately long cooldown.

I wish they would remove pineappleing Barrier in ARAM or at least give it an appropriately long cooldown.

[COLOR="#cc8899"]Eh, I'd rather everyone have barrier than everyone be using Flash. I'm fine with it, though it is a bit strong for its cd.

Side note: Had my first ever Quadra kill the other day with Skarner in SR. Lux killed me as I was chasing her (she and I both had about 10% HP) with her snare about a half-second before my shield came back up to deny me the Penta. So sad [/COLOR]

Solo Q makes my head hurt.

Whoever created Blitzcrank deserves a most excruciatingly painful death.

Whoever created Blitzcrank deserves a most excruciatingly painful death.

Potential to be the biggest troll ever.

That said, Shaco is even more annoying. He's got the presence of pre-rework Eve/Twitch, and has douchebaggery on the level of an ulting Poppy on a no-escape squishy. All Blitz has is his Rocket Grab, and he's not the best at actual full-out team fights.

I could deal with Shaco. It's just my pineappling teammates that can't deal with Shaco that make me rage #@*%(&%*(.

Shaco is worthless if you don't give him kills early game.

Blitz is really annoying though and makes you work around him unless you have proper support in lane e.g. alistar. Late game he can auto-win the teamfight if someone (AD/AP carry) stupidly walks to the frontlines and gets pulled.

Potential to be the biggest troll ever.

Anivia. Alistar.

Its okay diana, dont gank top while cho gath has me pushed to tower with no wards for 10minutes and just continue dying to kat, I mean you already died 3 times, and along with the taric and zyra you gave her a triple kill, why stop now?