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Stuck in moscow's airport
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Anyway, I'm stuck at the Russian airport for another 12 hours(9 have already passed)

What the pineapple should I do to get time to go somewhat faster?

I've checked everything worth checking on the Internet
I've checked out every corner and toll free shop
I ate dinner 5 hours ago but I'm still disgustingly full
The smoking room is more like a room of smoke - stay in there for 10 minutes and you've went through 5 cigarettes by second hand smoking.(tl;dr it's not nice to be in the room)


Aaaaaaaand go
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#2
Sleep?
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#3
KhainiWest Wrote:Sleep?
I have

And the floor doesn't get better te more you lie down on it
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#4
Emulate a pokemon gameboy game and play it?
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#5
Chicocl Wrote:Emulate a pokemon gameboy game and play it?
Sadly, I am using my iPhone to browse the Internet, so emulating is out of the question Sad
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#6
Quickly go to the stores and get:

A carrot
Marshmellows
Different size boxes
Toothpicks
Paperclips
Highlighters
and/or markers.

Create men using the marshmellows and toothpicks, create terrain using the boxes, cut the carrot in half and stick toothpicks to be hands and feet, made out of marshmellow. Vegeta is ready for battle, as is marshmellow goku. CRUSH THE BOXES USING THE CHARACTERS, IF LIMBS FALL OFF IT'S SIMPLY DESTINY.
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#7
Watch Gravity Falls?
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KhainiWest Wrote:Quickly go to the stores and get:

A carrot
Marshmellows
Different size boxes
Toothpicks
Paperclips
Highlighters
and/or markers.

Create men using the marshmellows and toothpicks, create terrain using the boxes, cut the carrot in half and stick toothpicks to be hands and feet, made out of marshmellow. Vegeta is ready for battle, as is marshmellow goku. CRUSH THE BOXES USING THE CHARACTERS, IF LIMBS FALL OFF IT'S SIMPLY DESTINY.

pineapple i laughed too hard.
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#9
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzycFeqNxIA
Find some Sterio-iPhone boxes and play this on max volume! Big Grin
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#10
Learn Russian.
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Celan Wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzycFeqNxIA
Find some Sterio-iPhone boxes and play this on max volume! Big Grin
Sadly, those shops are closed now Sad its almost midnight
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#12
Imitazion Wrote:Sadly, those shops are closed now Sad its almost midnight

Then dance a russian dance!
You NEED to make russia feel you!
Throw the glasses at the wall! Russia is a beautiful land! Ahahahaha! Hey!
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#13
Mike Wrote:Learn Russian.
Start with "ya starayu uchitrusskəmu yiziku", which is a phonetic approximation of the sentence "I'm trying to learn Russian" and will no doubt garner you many amused looks. The funny upside-down "e" symbol is because I'm picky; it's like the "uh" sound at the end of "Anna". The rest of it is pretty much similar to Spanish, except that all the Rs are trilled, not just doubles or initials.
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#14
Watch the Olympics. I managed to burn 5 hours yesterday doing just that.
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Corn Wrote:Watch the Olympics. I managed to burn 5 hours yesterday doing just that.
I hate watching sports.
I emphasize hate.

[MENTION=8564]Celan[/MENTION]; what the xd
i would get arrested by the airport law enforcement

[MENTION=10169]Cere[/MENTION]; I already impressed a lot of koreans by speaking some when I had to go through a crowd :p they found me 2 hours later, telling me that it is very impressive that I know Korean to a certain extent.
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Imitazion Wrote:I hate watching sports.
I emphasize hate.

[MENTION=8564]Celan[/MENTION]; what the xd
i would get arrested by the airport law enforcement

[MENTION=10169]Cere[/MENTION]; I already impressed a lot of koreans by speaking some when I had to go through a crowd :p they found me 2 hours later, telling me that it is very impressive that I know Korean to a certain extent.

Oh come on you must like beautiful women playing beach volleyball or doing gymnastics.

Annoy the Russians by running around screaming USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA whenever we beat them in something, then.
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Corn Wrote:Oh come on you must like beautiful women playing beach volleyball or doing gymnastics.

Annoy the Russians by running around screaming USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA whenever we beat them in something, then.

If I had one night with those american gymnists.....oh man

..The pokemon games we'd play
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Corn Wrote:Oh come on you must like beautiful women playing beach volleyball or doing gymnastics.

Annoy the Russians by running around screaming USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA whenever we beat them in something, then.
Sorry bro
not for me
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#19
Imitazion Wrote:Sorry bro
not for me

Men play volleyball and do gymnastics too.
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#20
surf the internet



oh wait.
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