I'm Liam Neeson and this is my first time using the computer. Help please.

Yes. It is me. I'm a badass. I can type and click. Here is my picture as proof:

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But I made this post because I need your help with the internet and facebook. I didn't know what facebook was until everyone started poking my beloved daughter. I have vowed to kill everyone for poking her. Can youse guys help me find them so I can kill them? And if you have the audacity to poke my daughter, I will find you and I will kill you.

XOXO, hearts and kisses

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I now have a crush on Liam Neeson

This just in: Liam Neeson is on a quest to find the person responsible for the theft of his WiFi.

Taken 2: Identity Theft.