Cheese

I'm from Wisconsin, what the hell did you expect? No really, I love cheese. I put cheese on my steak, on any thing that is tasty. I even ate an entire cheese brick once, best idea ever... except that I was full beyond belief. In other news, I like cheese curds. Deep fried ones are really good, but too full of fat. U LIEK CHEEZ?

I'm not from Winconsin yet I LOVE CHEESE!

You ate a whole block of cheese in one sitting?

How long was your colon backed up for?

The power of cheese.

I LUV CHEESE CURDS.

You ate a whole block of cheese in one sitting?

How long was your colon backed up for?

Ironically, it didn't get backed up! I think it was from years of training, and eating it slowly.

Did you apply for the cheese eating contest D:?

We dun have those? and I don't like eating contests! I'm good at drinking contests though (MOUNTAIN DEW! I do not drink beer, often.)