Corrupt a wish thread!

[COLOR="Red"]Granted, but you are crushed when they flood the streets to celebrate.

I wish I could stop time at my will.[/COLOR]

Granted, but you also stop yourself by doing so.

I wish that I was almighty and invincible.

Granted, but your simple human body cannot handle the power of being almighty and invincible and you cease to exist in a very painful way.



I wish I had some coffee!

Granted, but your simple human body cannot handle the power of being almighty and invincible and you cease to exist in a very painful way.



I wish I had some coffee!

Granted but its Starbucks coffee and you hate Starbucks.

I wish I didn't have to wake up for work tommorrow.

[COLOR="Red"]You don't wake up at all. Oh dang.

I wish school was shorter, and they'd teach faster.[/COLOR]

granted but all the girls and female teachers are super ugly that you cant even look at them D: lol?

i wish to find out my teacher is dead for my next class so i can chill

granted but all the girls and female teachers are super ugly that you cant even look at them D: lol?

i wish to find out my teacher is dead for my next class so i can chill

[SIZE="2"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]
Granted. You turn into a big block of ice, now you're "chill"

I wish EU game release dates weren't so crappy.[/COLOR][/SIZE]

[SIZE="2"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]
Granted. You turn into a big block of ice, now you're "chill"

I wish EU game release dates weren't so crappy.[/COLOR][/SIZE]

granted but you cant even afford them
u spent all ur money on teh pot


LOL chrisnib

granted but you cant even afford them
u spent all ur money on teh pot


LOL chrisnib

wtp!!!!!! You didn't wish you are eaten by Fiel!

I wish that AndeanAri would corrupt my wish.

[COLOR="Red"]You don't wake up at all. Oh dang.

I wish school was shorter, and they'd teach faster.[/COLOR]

lol, I ended up sleeping in I was 45 min late

wtp!!!!!! You didn't wish you are eaten by Fiel!

I wish that AndeanAri would corrupt my wish.



lol, I ended up sleeping in I was 45 min late

granted
opps nvm

I wish for the next poster to corrupt his/her wish

granted
opps nvm

I wish for the next poster to corrupt his/her wish

granted but you all ready corrupted it

I wish everyone to have a happy turkey day

Granted but you get deported from Turkey as a result of too much partying.
I wish for my pirate to be level 30 already =P

Granted, but you get randomly banned.

I wish for my family to not be so mean to me, and just act like they would normally to a normal person in a normal way normally.

Granted, but you get hit by a car and you die.

I wish I got a couple of million euros and that nothing bad could happen to me or the money or anyone I like.

Granted. The world falls into nuclear war, and everyone except those you listed die.

I wish the Rickroll music would get out of my head.

(V that's real smart)

Granted. But you're imprisoned in a mental asylum that plays it.

I wish that I had no wish at all.

Granted. But you're imprisoned in a mental asylum that plays it.

I wish that I had no wish at all.

Granted but then you fall down endless stairs.

I wish for bacon

Granted

I wish I can play MS at school.

Granted

I wish I can play MS at school.

best drink ever!!!!!!1

I wish this thread was more active.

Granted; but it gets too popular and reaches max posts on a thread and gets closed.

I wish Maplestory wasn't full of idiots.