Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted, but the straw's glued to your lips.

I wish for Quantact's balls to be un-kicked.

Granted. But then someone comes and kicks you in the balls instead. ;o

I wish my bed was filed with water

Granted, but the water turns into a serpent and eats you alive.

I wish my wish wouldnt be corrupted T_T

Granted, but the water turns into a serpent and eats you alive.

I wish my wish wouldnt be corrupted T_T

Granted but when you think about it you never made a wish and your mind races and you go spiraling into depression because of the wish you didn't make.

I wish I don't get kicked in teh b@lls.

Granted, but the straw's glued to your lips.

I wish for Quantact's balls to be un-kicked.

He never got kicked in teh b@lls he kicked someone else

You can't be kicked in what you dun have. POOF, you're a girl now.

I wish for Opera to have Spell check. D:<

Granted, but Opera's Spell Check only works in Pig Latin.

I wish for Real Life to have a Pause button.

Granted, but when you pause the world, the pauser gets paused as well, effectively sending EVERYTHING into a "time-stopped" state. Permanently

I wish the next poster below me corrupts my wish.

Granted, but when you pause the world, the pauser gets paused as well, effectively sending EVERYTHING into a "time-stopped" state. Permanently

I wish the next poster below me corrupts my wish.

Granted. But the awesomeness of my post shorts out your computer, wiping your hard drive.

I wish I had an N-Gage.

I wish I had an N-Gage.

Granted, you're caught in an avalanche of 70,000,000 of them, crushing you to death.

I wish for better weather in my area.

Granted. You get snow, but then get snowed in

I wish for tea that never goes cold

Granted. You get snow, but then get snowed in

I wish for tea that never goes cold

Granted but I drink its peach deliciousness

I wish I had an endless supply of tea that never got cold. (Yea I know not original but still tea is delicious)

[COLOR="Red"]You forgot to put it in something and it pours all over you and you burn to death since it doesn't cool down.

I wish for a non-threatening cookie.[/COLOR]

Granted, you get a loving cookie, but it kills you with kindness

I wish for peace thruout teh internets.

Granted, you get a loving cookie, but it kills you with kindness

I wish for peace thruout teh internets.

Granted it lasts for five minutes the ends do to misinterpretation of net spelling.

I wish for a my wish to be corrupted so badly I don't even know what I wished for because I am so distracted by the randomness of the corruption.

Granted it lasts for five minutes the ends do to misinterpretation of net spelling.

I wish for a my wish to be corrupted so badly I don't even know what I wished for because I am so distracted by the randomness of the corruption.

[COLOR="Teal"]Granted, but due to the overwhelming randomness of the corruption, your mind is not able to handle it all and you lose contol, causing you to go insane and spend the rest of your days in a straitjacket while sitting in a padded cell with nothing.

I wish for vistas to not suck.[/COLOR]

Granted but your computer is not good enough to utilise it awesomeness.

I wish for my festival tickets to finally come!

[COLOR="Red"]It just happens to be your lucky day when few immature little kids pack your mailbox with fireworks. Poor tickets...they never had a chance....

I wish I could be home schooled.[/COLOR]

granted but your parent's never let you see the outside world and they keep you in a cage lol

i wish i could get laid

granted but your parent's never let you see the outside world and they keep you in a cage lol

i wish i could get laid

Granted. But then you get Every STD known to man and womankind

I wish I didn't have to make a wish

Granted. But then you get Every STD known to man and womankind

I wish I didn't have to make a wish

Granted but after a minute pass's you realize what you wanted to wish for and then 's take over the world.

I wish for a revolution!