How was your day? - League of Legends edition

Spent my day spectating low ELO normals (as in the 500-900) range via the new update on LoLMatches. And some of the stuff that happens in those brackets are just plain hilarious, one being an Ahri that rushed Ionic Spark [!] out of all things.

Played in a game that we eventually lost. A friend and a random guy was fighting over who was mid. I was simply watching this drama play out and forgot to change my runes to my AD carry set in the meantime (I was playing Graves). Used my tank runes + masteries instead.

Got a solo bot lane as a result of the mid lane dispute, and CSed all day. Opposing Ashe didnt' know how to build or farm; she built a Chalice and had no damage. Spammed W all day and kept pushing, no last hitting.

For me, 200 CS in 25 minutes.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I figured out by playing smurfs, you play other smurfs, and when it's 5v5 all smurfs everyones 1800 ELO and you aren't you realize that you just feel into the trap of playing against 2 CLG.NA members making smurfs for their stream. You cry inside, but then laugh about it later when you kick their ass and their good guys about it.

All in all good day. Leveled my Smurf a bit and even got to talk with some guys from Curse.NA.

>This was 13/6/2012

Saw this Nidalee skin (Nyandalee)

Made my day.

More retards trolling in every game im in. I really have no idea why I keep playing this game with its garbage-stain community. Whats the definition of insanity? Isn't it something like doing something, and then repeatedly doing it looking for a different result?

Never have I ever wanted to murder people more than I do right now.

Lost more than usual today in normals. Players seem to be getting worse and worse.

Decent day in ranked, considering I only played 3 games.

Carried like a bawss.

Keep losing because other lanes lose their lane >.> not like I can help much since Im normally top and to get to bottom would make me lose exp and cs. Maybe ill play more ziggs and do some crazy ganks with the jungler.

This patch is filled with glitches apparently.

I actually got pwned really hard once as Kog'Maw. So hard in fact that I didn't get a chance to use my passive.

Baron has a super version of Rising Spell Force. Whenever it uses a skill, its attack speed multiplies by 10!

Classic Soraka's garb turns purple for me whenever she's at a certain position on the screen.

Baron has a super version of Rising Spell Force. Whenever it uses a skill, its attack speed multiplies by 10!

And I took the brunt end of it. Having 25% HP left as a built tank afterwards is just mind-boggling (I end up with 50-70% HP left afterwards).

Baron's DPS is, simply put, off the charts. I have never seen him deal this much damage before. Its incredibly insane. It seems like Baron has damage output equivalent to 2.0 AS, as Kaj described.

Now Baroning went from "hey gaiz lets Baron" to "Prepare your a*us, we're going to Baron".

Baron OP. Riot, pls.

Are you implying that Riot had no idea what they were doing? Kayle was clearly a tank before her remakes...

Kayle wasn't anything before her remakes. She was a mess. Tank was just the only viable way to play her.

 On an unrelated note, I got a penta this morning

3 teammates got 5 man ganked at bottom and retreated/kited while getting their asses kicked.

Nautilus and I came in through their jungle and saved the day. They surrendered almost immediately after. :3

Kayle wasn't anything before her remakes. She was a mess. Tank was just the only viable way to play her.

In competent settings, she was only ever found with Twitch, and she was the walking R button.

FEAR NOT, I AM COMING.

PENTAAA KILLLL.

Kayle pre-rework was fine. She had extremely powerful laning simply because you could start with fucking 56 AP.

Kayle wasn't anything before her remakes. She was a mess. Tank was just the only viable way to play her.

 On an unrelated note, I got a penta this morning

3 teammates got 5 man ganked at bottom and retreated/kited while getting their asses kicked.

Nautilus and I came in through their jungle and saved the day. They surrendered almost immediately after. :3

What the pineapple?

Pre-rework kayle was many times better than current kayle. And more fun to play.

Her late-game dps rivaled that of vayne when she was broken.

And this is why people need to let me play AD in solo queue. I'm tired of losing because our AD fucking sucks. When your AD, support, and jungler with double buff die at the 4 minute mark ONLY TO CORKI (corki by himself got a 4 minute triple kill. i wish i was watching what happened because that was fucking retarded) YOU ARE BAD. REALLY REALLY BAD.
The only reason I even got the 1 death that game was because I pretty much had to suicide to get a double kill to save us from losing. My entire team was bad. I almost had a perfect game though

So did LoL's servers die or something?

Seems like it.

Played my first game in weeks earlier. Finally tested out mah Blood Moon Akali, now with Chinese Art apparently. I was really rusty. I think I could've played a lot better against the Rumble who I was laning against; I think I was too passive. I made two positioning mistakes the entire 50 minute game. I was the only one that ended up positive, though. Could've carried my terrible bot, I think, if I was less rusty.

Play more corn

Dayum, even the website is offline.