How was your day?

WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO THROW ME UNDER THE BUS, I'M CARRYING YOUR ASS.

Mafia? Mafia.

Wisdom teeth out tomorrow.. Getting fucking scared..

First day of the cat dissection lab.
idk where the xipaholemosataf muscle is how am I supposed to find it

Mafia? Mafia.

I just took my urine test for pre-employment and I ended up taking The Liquid Stuff 4 hours beforehand (5 hour cleansing window, includes creatine and B12). I waited that long because I also took Vitamin B12 to color my urine because The Liquid Stuff dilutes your urine to the point where they end up having to make you take it again. Anyway, I went in prepared. I hid under my clothes a vile of orange juice at 99 degrees, So, I went in and peed in the cup a very good amount, then pured a very little bit of orange juice in it so my sample didn't look as diluted. Will they detect the orange juice in my urine? Will it have a worse effect now that I did that? Helpful answers only please, I don't care what your personal thoughts on weed are (that's the only thing I'm trying to cover). Thanks!

I just took my urine test for pre-employment and I ended up taking The Liquid Stuff 4 hours beforehand (5 hour cleansing window, includes creatine and B12). I waited that long because I also took Vitamin B12 to color my urine because The Liquid Stuff dilutes your urine to the point where they end up having to make you take it again. Anyway, I went in prepared. I hid under my clothes a vile of orange juice at 99 degrees, So, I went in and peed in the cup a very good amount, then pured a very little bit of orange juice in it so my sample didn't look as diluted. Will they detect the orange juice in my urine? Will it have a worse effect now that I did that? Helpful answers only please, I don't care what your personal thoughts on weed are (that's the only thing I'm trying to cover). Thanks!

This doesn't sound like you at all.

I bet he was high when writing that post.

ditching governmental accounting to go swimming and bbq some chicken for tacos. yay priorities!

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it's my burfday :3

it's my burfday :3

Happy.

Time to get them out.. Ouchie

Edit: They are out, I feel cool as pineapple, my mouth is all bleedy, and I have the best girlfriend in the world!!!

Schedule today -
0445 - wake up, shower, get dressed
0530 - go eat breakfast
0600 - class muster
0615 - march to class
0630 - 1030 - class
1030 - 1125 - lunch
1125 - 1600 - class
1630 - 1730 - PT
1800 - 2000 - study

LONG ass day lol. It's going to be even longer tomorrow since it's the same schedule, but tomorrow I have to do my laundry.

I have to be the only (sort of) social person at my school that has never drank alcohol.

I can't go to parties if the only "fun" activity will be getting drunk/doing drugs.
Meh. I guess I'm happy to even be invited to parties now.

IT WILL ALL BE BETTER IN COLLEGE. NO ONE KNOWS OF MY ANTISOCIAL PAST.

RT

I have to be the only (sort of) social person at my school that has never drank alcohol.

I can't go to parties if the only "fun" activity will be getting drunk/doing drugs.
Meh. I guess I'm happy to even be invited to parties now.

IT WILL ALL BE BETTER IN COLLEGE. NO ONE KNOWS OF MY ANTISOCIAL PAST.

Dam, im getting too addicted to twitter.

About my day, great. Got out of school at 10 am, went to my house with some friends to chill, then i runned a bit, tweeted a lot (my new addiction that replaces MS, lmao) and then im tired and ready to sleep like a baby.

I have to be the only (sort of) social person at my school that has never drank alcohol.

I can't go to parties if the only "fun" activity will be getting drunk/doing drugs.
Meh. I guess I'm happy to even be invited to parties now.

IT WILL ALL BE BETTER IN COLLEGE. NO ONE KNOWS OF MY ANTISOCIAL PAST.

You have a legit medical excuse for not drinking, though, so you shouldn't feel ashamed at parties or anything. That being said, high schoolers are immature fucktards when drunk, and while freshman aren't much better, they learn fast, so you should still go to parties and enjoy. Just tell people your situation and enjoy the shenanigans.

OT: Got my weave did, my new ALDO loafers arrived in the mail, and watched a couple hours of Sex and the City while slightly baked. Decent day but still not much productivity, which means these next three days need to be super different in preparation for New York. So close!

I have to be the only (sort of) social person at my school that has never drank alcohol.

I can't go to parties if the only "fun" activity will be getting drunk/doing drugs.
Meh. I guess I'm happy to even be invited to parties now.

IT WILL ALL BE BETTER IN COLLEGE. NO ONE KNOWS OF MY ANTISOCIAL PAST.

My life word for word until 21.
Still never been invited to parties :<

Finished the semester, drove back home excited to at last greet my PS3 that has been collecting dust since possibly january.

I attempt to turn it on.
YLoD. With the AC: Brotherhood cd inside.

Motherpineappleing piece of pomegranate! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

There. Done with the internal screaming. Now to figure out what the pineapple am I going to do with this shiny and overpriced paper weight. Should've taken electronics back in high school.

Finished my first day at my summer internship today. Worked 7-8 hours, a bit tired as fk, but feels great man. I now have something I can focus on during the summer. Hopefully this will be my "foot in the door"/"breaking out" opportunity.

(For those that want to know, I'm interning for a congressional campaign. The candidate that I'm working for is challenging the incumbent in my congressional district in this upcoming fall general election. While it is true that incumbents have the money + name recognition advantages - among other things - hopefully things might turn out differently this time around)

I have to be the only (sort of) social person at my school that has never drank alcohol.

I can't go to parties if the only "fun" activity will be getting drunk/doing drugs.
Meh. I guess I'm happy to even be invited to parties now.

IT WILL ALL BE BETTER IN COLLEGE. NO ONE KNOWS OF MY ANTISOCIAL PAST.

Bryan, its okay. Never, EVER feel pressured to drink. Especially with your medical condition, you have a 100% legitimate excuse not to do so. I mean, I never drank before, and have resisted pressure from others to drink during my first year of college.

You have the right to make that choice on your own free will. Never let others pressure you, including friends. I would never be close with people I consider "friends" if they pressure me to do things that I have strong objections about.

loooooonelyyyyyyyy heeeeeeearts cluuuuuuuuub

marina has been stuck in my head all day.