The LoL Rage Thread

Alistar flash pulverizes!

Annie flash Tibbers+Incinerate! QUADRA KILL...Ignite the last person for the penta and...

VLAD HAS SLAIN AN ENEMY. Never gonna get my penta.

Miss Forune (me) and Sona on bottom lane against Rammus and Pantheon.
Oh god.

They absolutely annihilated us. Rammus with his speed, armour and taunts/stuns and Pantheon with... pretty much exactly the same. We couldn't do anything, they dived the turret constantly and were hardly damaged, so we couldn't defend the turret, we couldn't kill minions on lane because Pantheon would jump at us and stun us, or rammus would roll at us and stun us. So they ended up getting fed rather horribly, the rest of my team were just going "OMG BOT" and not actually doing anything to help us until it was way, way too late.

Seriously, what a horrible, horrible combination those 2 champs are.

Miss Forune (me) and Sona on bottom lane against Rammus and Pantheon.
Oh god.

They absolutely annihilated us. Rammus with his speed, armour and taunts/stuns and Pantheon with... pretty much exactly the same. We couldn't do anything, they dived the turret constantly and were hardly damaged, so we couldn't defend the turret, we couldn't kill minions on lane because Pantheon would jump at us and stun us, or rammus would roll at us and stun us. So they ended up getting fed rather horribly, the rest of my team were just going "OMG BOT" and not actually doing anything to help us until it was way, way too late.

Seriously, what a horrible, horrible combination those 2 champs are.

Welcome to the hell that is kill lanes. Building a bit of armor would probably have gone a long way to mitigate their damage. Farming under the turret is an important skill to have here, but once you give them the initial double kill it's probably too late to win the lane. If you don't feed them kills, they'll fall off late-game.

Miss Forune (me) and Sona on bottom lane against Rammus and Pantheon.
Oh god.

They absolutely annihilated us. Rammus with his speed, armour and taunts/stuns and Pantheon with... pretty much exactly the same. We couldn't do anything, they dived the turret constantly and were hardly damaged, so we couldn't defend the turret, we couldn't kill minions on lane because Pantheon would jump at us and stun us, or rammus would roll at us and stun us. So they ended up getting fed rather horribly, the rest of my team were just going "OMG BOT" and not actually doing anything to help us until it was way, way too late.

Seriously, what a horrible, horrible combination those 2 champs are.

Sounds like you need to ward that bush and buy Mercury treads.

I don't like Brand.
He's not that bad late-game, but god damn he's annoying early game and everyone on my team tends to feed him incredibly badly and I can't goddamn hypercarry hard enough EVER. I need a new AP champ. Malz simply isn't working for me right now.
Also I suck at jungling. And nobody I play random matches with seems to understand jungling. Even when I try to explain it to them. So I never can get a leash on blue and so my games start out shitty and it's just terrible. Also I tried mundo and I sucked. Wheee.

You start boots against Brand so you can dodge the Pillars, that goes a long way.

You start boots against Brand so you can dodge the Pillars, that goes a long way.

It's not me that's getting facerolled by Brand. I can usually take him down, but it's my teammates that are pineappleing incompetents and don't realize that not getting hit with huge blasts of fire and not letting Brand kill them over and over again is probably a good idea.

Yes, but the best you can do on your end is to get killed less by him and outfarm him, leaving to gank when you see an opportunity.

I don't like Brand.
He's not that bad late-game, but god damn he's annoying early game and everyone on my team tends to feed him incredibly badly and I can't goddamn hypercarry hard enough EVER. I need a new AP champ. Malz simply isn't working for me right now.
Also I suck at jungling. And nobody I play random matches with seems to understand jungling. Even when I try to explain it to them. So I never can get a leash on blue and so my games start out shitty and it's just terrible. Also I tried mundo and I sucked. Wheee.

Play junglers that don't need a leash until you reach an elo that people are smart enough to leash (like Udyr).

Done with this game until Riot fixes the DCs, I'm fairly certain it's not just me because almost every game I've had at least one person DCing. Also pineapple four mans that don't acknowledge the fact they have a fifth that isn't on Skype with them.

I know dis feel, keep disconnecting some games and others im fine, not sure if it's my internet, skype dies too but can still visit youtube...

Play junglers that don't need a leash until you reach an elo that people are smart enough to leash (like Udyr).

I don't even play ranked. My time is really limited so I am still ~15 or so.

I don't even play ranked. My time is really limited so I am still ~15 or so.

Normals have elos too.

Normals have (hidden) elos too.

Fixed for clarification.

By the way, how do you chat to your friends while in spectator mode?

By the way, how do you chat to your friends while in spectator mode?

You're are not able to.

You're are not able to.

uh yes, you can (also nice typo there)

Click the eye in the bottom right, enable chat box, now you can whisper to your friends. You can also see the all-chat of the game you're spectating.

Also I suck at jungling. And nobody I play random matches with seems to understand jungling. Even when I try to explain it to them. So I never can get a leash on blue and so my games start out shitty and it's just terrible. Also I tried mundo and I sucked. Wheee.

Low level games usually don't have junglers, they just have people tower diving and trying to push without last hitting.

It's a good place to practice last hitting though. Most of the time enemy champs will just rush forward and I kill them as they get close to tower.

^Low level games only

uh yes, you can (also nice typo there)

Click the eye in the bottom right, enable chat box, now you can whisper to your friends. You can also see the all-chat of the game you're spectating.

I was wondering how someone who was spectating me was managing to talk to me. Thanks :3.

Low level games usually don't have junglers, they just have people tower diving and trying to push without last hitting.

It's a good place to practice last hitting though. Most of the time enemy champs will just rush forward and I kill them as they get close to tower.

^Low level games only

Yes I know they don't have junglers usually that's why I figure learning to jungle when there's no enemy jungler is a good idea.
Also I tried to just last-hit like I'm "supposed" to, and I got pushed really badly. Since we have no junglers, there's no one to gank them, so I lose a lot of ground and get my teammates' rage when I just do last-hit stuff.

Normals have elos too.

Really?
TIL.
How2check tho?

Swain vs Ashe and Riven. Threw everything i had at them, and 6 times, read it, 6 times they escaped with one basic attack away from death. and they had usually 2 DOT's on them at once. 6 times within 5 minutes. I felt so cheated.

Plus they were being fed to hell by the Garen on my lane. Fun. so i ended up being killed instead. That match was a total flop.