Start up your companies today!

The economic situation is apparently so grim that some experts fear we may be in for a stretch as bad as the mid seventies.

When Microsoft and Apple were founded.

Does that mean I can haz a chocolate factory and be like Willy Wonka!?

Except insted of Oopma-Loompas I'll have sadistic robots!

I'm going to create the uPod and Ybox!!!

Oh good, I'm going to create some bottled water company that collects water from dirty ponds and sell them to people for the ridiculous price of $1.

I has an idea!

I'll follow the example of Chris MacLean and the producers of Total Drama Island! Find some abandoned island, make a camp ground out of it, and trick 22 teens into going there by saying that they'll be staying at a 5-star resort, and running a crazy reality TV show with insane stunts! The winner of it will win 500 million Zimbawbwean Dollars!

pineapple all of you, I'm building a underwater city named "Rapture."

What's the worse that could happen?

Two lucrative economic solutions the Obama government should consider in dealing with the current fiscal crisis:

1. more MMORPGs
2. more crack dealers

When the "crack dealer on every corner" promise has been fulfilled, we will truly live in a better America. And those of us who do not like needles, we can inject generous doses of Runescape or WoW, polluting our brain instead.

Guys, I think we're on to something here.

I'm going to also make a hot pocket hot pocket. It's a hot pocket filled with a hot pocket. It tastes like a hot pocket.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9c9lAfXQHs

Two lucrative economic solutions the Obama government should consider in dealing with the current fiscal crisis:

1. more MMORPGs
2. more crack dealers

When the "crack dealer on every corner" promise has been fulfilled, we will truly live in a better America. And those of us who do not like needles, we can inject generous doses of Runescape or WoW, polluting our brain instead.

Guys, I think we're on to something here.

omg, a government-run MMORPG with a maple-esque cash shop = no more deficit.

pineapple all of you, I'm building a underwater city named "Rapture."

What's the worse that could happen?

Win ^

Let me come please.

I'm going to also make a hot pocket hot pocket. It's a hot pocket filled with a hot pocket. It tastes like a hot pocket.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9c9lAfXQHs

Ideah steelur!!!

Well at least I have the CFMA 9000 to run my factory! HE SHALL BECOME THE ULTIMATE OVERLORD!!! RULING AS THE WORLDS MOST SUPREME BEING!!!

omg, a government-run MMORPG with a maple-esque cash shop = no more deficit.

We just need to get Congress to pass a law that all clothes sold in America be made in China. That way they really will fall apart once every three months.

pineapple YOU GUYS MY MMORPG WILL BE THE OFFICIAL MMORPG OF THe WORLD

YES IT WILL BUt CAN IT SAY "MADE IN CHINA?"

no u

MINE SHALL BECOME THE ULTIMATE MMORPG!!! Have you been writing for one for three years? I haz lol >

Well I'm an ANDROID!!! >:O

And I'm Spartacus.

And I'm Spartacus.

ThIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ThIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, it is the interwebz.

ThIS IS Camp Wawanakwa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fixed.

Fixed.

OMFG I am laughing so hard,, that's beyond awesome.

No, it is the interwebz.

Think Gaiafags during a /b/invasion.