Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted, but you have to eat it with neither plate nor utensils, or without whip cream.

I wish for Nexon to suddenly drop their nazi regime and turn into compassionate, caring souls.

Granted. But then Ganondorf turns them even more evil and they shut own MapleStory forever...

I wish I would never get hacked, blocked, banned, or have anything ever bad happen in MapleStory.

[COLOR="Red"]Granted, you die :0

I wish for a new ice age[/COLOR]

Granted. we all die.

I wish for MAGIC!!!

Granted. we all die.

I wish for MAGIC!!!

Granted but the only spell you ever learned to use was one that turned you into a snail.

I wish for chinchilla's!

Granted. But they bite you and give you Rabies


I wish for it to rain today.

[COLOR="Red"]It's acid rain...

I wish for a stockpile of candy that doesn't run out, and I don't get fat. (High metabolism ftw.)[/COLOR]

Granted, but instead of making you fat, it deteriorates you instead and you turn into a pencil necked cripple.


I wish for snow days nao.

I wish for snow days nao.

Granted, you get a blizzard that buries your town for three weeks and you and your family dies of starvation cause there's no way to get to the grocery store.

I wish for a kitty cat.

You get a kitten who is severelly angry and scratches you little by little.

I wish I would train mostly with Priests.

I wish I would train mostly with Priests.

Granted, you are introduced to a large group of priests, but all have been defrocked because they are convicted sex offenders.

I want a nice juicy steak.

Granted. You get a kidney stone one day later.

I wish it was always the perfect weather!

Granted... BUT A NINJA POPS OUT AND STABS YOU >

i wish for a chinchilla for everyone and i wont die from anything...*poke*

Granted. But they all go to jail! Except me. Because I haz an invenchun dat will solve teh enurgy crysis ZOMGZ!!!

I wish I had an envenchun dat will solve teh enurgy crysis ZOMGZ!!!

Granted but it blows up and u go to jail.

I wish for ALOT crck for the next poster

Granted. Too bad its teh end of teh wurldz

I wish I had teh Chaos Heart!

Granted but my store is out of stock of chaos hearts so you can have this heartless instead

I wish the next poster got the key blade

Granted. I killz u wit it lol

I wish I had a Lucid Dream every night!

Granted. I killz u wit it lol

I wish I had a DULL Dream every night!

Granted now ull be bored every night

I wish for grenade launcher

lol wtp a chain xD

It blows up and you spend your afterlife in my dull dreams that you corrupted... T_T

I wish I had SMARTICALNESSES!!!

EDIT: YEA IT CHANE U GOT PROWBLUM!??!?!///