The LoL Rage Thread

BY THE WAY YOU SHOULD BUY SOME DEFENSE ON JAX.

OR ANY OTHER CHAMPION FOR THAT MATTER.

pff

play ranged ad, dont buy defense, win games

Jax does faceroll, I just think he goes better AP. Good burst, as well as DPS, plus his W coming off CD every 3 seconds. Destroys other Melees like Trynd (till he goes infi rage hur) and Yi. lol Yi, Oh noes, my AA's aren't working, whatdo????

People are so afraid of fed Yi's. Then fed Yi's are so overconfident. They go up against champs that aren't super common, which are the ones I play, and they assume they can kill me really quickly. Then they have no idea what the pineapple just happened.
Advantage: rarely played champions.
EDIT:
Looolfuuuck.
Top rated guide for Yi on Mobafire says that in teamfights, Malz is who should be taken out first. Goddammit.

pff

play ranged ad, dont buy defense, win games

Should at least get a Banshee's veil on ranged ad.

And I remember that stupid time when I was Ashe with DredDragon (Jax) + his friend (Xin Zhao). I was laning against a Twitch.

We both freefarmed until ~100 cs (...yeah seriously. Might've been 200).

Then he owned everyone because apparently Ashe scales horribly, and I die in 1 v 1s against him (even with my ult lol).

So I said

ENOUGH.

IT'S THORNMAIL TIME.

But that failed miserably as he still like 7hkoed me (he had like 20 kills at this point).

So I said again

GODDAMMIT.

IT'S RANDUIN'S OMEN TIME.

I ended up as the tankiest person on my team. It must've been the bulkiest I ever built on an AD carry. I kept on telling everyone to focus Twitch and to buy Thornmails.

Of course DredDragon would be like I NEED TO FINISH MY BLOODTHIRSTER or I NEED TO FINISH MY TRINITY FORCE or I NEED TO FINISH MY GUNBLADE. He had like 5 damage items. He and his Xin Zhao friend (also rolling with 6 damage items) got like 2hkoed. It was funny.

I carried so damm hard that game rofl (even with all of those defensive items...once Twitch was dead, I could easily kill the 5 other people-who-are-supposed-to-be-offtanks-but-built-squishy). Jesus Christ. I think the only other person that ended up buying a thornmail on my team was Lulu, our support.

Should at least get a Banshee's veil on ranged ad.

bv, qss, ga...

OR A 2ND PHANTOM DANCER!!!!!!!!!1

Or literally build tankier than the average Malphite.

Only applies if you're Ashe.

(PS. the death threat was a joke [NOPARSE][/NOPARSE])

A high school student I once knew said a death threat in jest to a teacher. Guess where he ended up.

I'd rather that you didn't make the same mistake at the wrong place at the wrong time.

I just wanna play already dammit ;__;

omg they changed the max from 9000

Should at least get a Banshee's veil on ranged ad.

And I remember that stupid time when I was Ashe with DredDragon (Jax) + his friend (Xin Zhao). I was laning against a Twitch.

We both freefarmed until ~100 cs (...yeah seriously. Might've been 200).

Then he owned everyone because apparently Ashe scales horribly, and I die in 1 v 1s against him (even with my ult lol).

So I said

ENOUGH.

IT'S THORNMAIL TIME.

But that failed miserably as he still like 7hkoed me (he had like 20 kills at this point).

So I said again

GODDAMMIT.

IT'S RANDUIN'S OMEN TIME.

I ended up as the tankiest person on my team. It must've been the bulkiest I ever built on an AD carry. I kept on telling everyone to focus Twitch and to buy Thornmails.

Of course DredDragon would be like I NEED TO FINISH MY BLOODTHIRSTER or I NEED TO FINISH MY TRINITY FORCE or I NEED TO FINISH MY GUNBLADE. He had like 5 damage items. He and his Xin Zhao friend (also rolling with 6 damage items) got like 2hkoed. It was funny.

I carried so damm hard that game rofl (even with all of those defensive items...once Twitch was dead, I could easily kill the 5 other people-who-are-supposed-to-be-offtanks-but-built-squishy). Jesus Christ. I think the only other person that ended up buying a thornmail on my team was Lulu, our support.

That was mean my friend corny, @ above i thought it was just me, good to know. Also Corn I 3 hit that son of a peach so shush.

That was mean my friend corny, @ above i thought it was just me, good to know. Also Corn I 3 hit that son of a peach so shush.

I need to teach him a lesson the HARD way, or he'll end up like Fiel.

Psh, I probably coulda 1v1'd that hoe easy. And FYI I've learned to buy defense, before I was noob with defense but now I'm good. :3

WHAT THE F'UCK
http://na.leagueoflegends.com/news/champ...and-kennen
WHAT IS THIS BULLSH'IT
COME THE F'UCK ON
HOW DO THEY DECIDE THIS SHI'T
F'UCKING AS'SHOLES MAKING MALZ MORE POPULAR WHICH MAKES PEOPLE KNOW HOW THE F'UCK TO PLAY AGAINST ME
F'UCK THIS SH'IT
I PLAY MALZ BECAUSE NO ONE FUCKING PLAYS MALZ
I HAVEN'T SEEN ANOTHER MALZ SINCE MALZ FREE WEEK WHEN I FIRST JOINED
AND I DON'T WANT TO F'UCKING SEE ONE UNTIL I GET TO F'UCKING LEVEL 20

F'UCKING AS'SHOLES MAKING MALZ MORE POPULAR WHICH MAKES PEOPLE KNOW HOW THE F'UCK TO PLAY AGAINST ME
F'UCK THIS SH'IT
I PLAY MALZ BECAUSE NO ONE pineappleING PLAYS MALZ

So you were saying?



Many SPers here very well know that I main Malz as one of my AP mid champs. So therefore your statement is moot.

Also, since I main Malz, I know how to counter him as well in quite a few ways. Umad bro?

So you were saying?



Many SPers here very well know that I main Malz as one of my AP mid champs. So therefore your statement is moot.

Also, since I main Malz, I know how to counter him as well in quite a few ways. Umad bro?

I HAVEN'T SEEN ANOTHER MALZ SINCE MALZ FREE WEEK WHEN I FIRST JOINED

You arrogant, toolish, and illiterate, bro?
Oh, and "no one plays malz" is obviously an exaggeration to make a point. You don't have to be an pimento just for asininity's sake.

You arrogant, toolish, and illiterate, bro?
Oh, and "no one plays malz" is obviously an exaggeration to make a point. You don't have to be an pimento just for asininity's sake.

So you can't take a couple of subtle jokes I put in there? Alrighty, looks like every time I (or anyone, for that matter) throw in a subtle joke or two towards you, you'll rage! Way to show how nice you are!

Being rage-less is great for your health and well-being, ya know? Also, being rage-less makes LoL more enjoyable!

So you can't take a couple of subtle jokes I put in there? Alrighty, sounds good!

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Way to make yourself look more like a jerk, bro

Except for you have a reputation of being a condescending tool who is arrogant and presumptuous.
I may or may not be quoting Ray on that, and paraphrasing others.
I see no jokes, just you being normal you. That is, condescending and and an pimento. Then, backtracking for whatever reason.
Got someone new to put on ultra-ignore I guess.

You arrogant, toolish, and illiterate, bro?

You're the only one acting like an arrogant tool.

You're both acting like arrogant tools?

Thank god I have a reputation for being a carefree idiot.

You're the only one acting like an arrogant tool.

Maybe I'm acting like a tool because Will is f'ucking annoying and I am kinda fed up with him.

Maybe I'm acting like a tool because Will is f'ucking annoying and I am kinda fed up with him.

Then don't respond and be a bigger person?