Three word story.

evil Ganondorf's castle

so he nutted

Doopliss with a

giant sack of

Chef's Mystery Meat

that was poopy

, so little Johnny

Noodles in Bowl

Noodles in Bowl

stolen by /b/tards

who made fun

you so he

ate yo momma

named SydneyMS X

and has sirvere

and deadly diarrhea

and deadly diarrhea

that spewed forth

into trunks face

but luckily he

had time to

fap to Shawn's