Three word story.

of crimson wood

with some cum

That Ganondorf liked

to smear on



(lol @ the people not even bothering to read the posts before them, it makes for a random read xD)

his lovely wife



(good god this is getting dirty)

even though she

the evil Ganondorf
^ proof that I DO read

likes to do

while sniffing glue

made out of

a white powder

that Ganondorf used

to kill his

new boyfriend because

Chris was taken.

The Evil Peanut

Ganaondorf allergic to

things made from

himself because he

caught STDs from

living in the