Horse_ebooks

delve into insanity

They don t understand rage. They have no idea how

I don't get this at all

Horse_ebooks is the best goddamn twitter account ever. Some times, in skype calls, my friends and I, when at a lack of anything more productive to do, just whip out Horse_ebooks and start reading them out loud and cracking up.

Where do they even get those lines?

That makes about as much sense as Tom Cruise trying to explain Scientology.

It's one of the greatest things on the internet.

It's a Twitter bot that was designed by some Russian guy in order to sell his eBooks (which are about horses), and to avoid being detected as spam it randomly posts bits of text, which... well, if you've been on the Twitter feed you'll see. So funny xD

Edit: “Who made horse_ebooks? Nobody knows. What algorithms determine where the hell it gets these bizarre word snippets? Nobody knows... So horse_ebooks is basically an organized program with intentions so obscure that it looks like randomized insanity when you put it through the filter of a social media account."

Turn trash bags into Tarantulas.

...What the heck is this man doing to horses??

Awesome waste of time.
Only 4 hours left to finish and upload my essay. D: