Pick Two!

Light Sabre and Elder Wand. Screw the Force, I have magic!

You could pretty much make any pokemon with the green lantern ring so you wouldn't need the pokeball.

Thor's hammer should have been on the list

Thor's hammer should have been on the list

Seeing that you wouldn't be able to wield it, why? :f6:
Unless of course you get Iarngreiper and Megingjord with the hammer.. But that's 3 things.

But i do suppose a hammer that can change size, be thrown and alway return and strike with a crushing force would be a neat weapon.

Although i'd like a portal gun and the elder wand myself, maybe a pokéball, it's hard to decide.

Well, you technically shouldn't be able to use the elder wand either unless you killed the previous owner, but his description says you can.

Pokeball and death note.

Well, you technically shouldn't be able to use the elder wand either unless you killed the previous owner, but his description says you can.

? :f6:
You can use the elder wand without killing the previous owner just fine.
Was done in the book by voldemort.
You just can't use it to it's full strength.

From what i can see the other items keep their downsides, so why would mjølnir lose one of it's defining abilities? Only being usable by the wielder of both Iarngreiper and Megingjord.
So i am just wondering.

? :f6:
You can use the elder wand without killing the previous owner just fine.
Was done in the book by voldemort.
You just can't use it to it's full strength.

Iirc, Voldemort never had the elder wand. Dumbledore -> Malfoy -> Potter =/= Voldemort

I'd take the lightsaber and the elder wand, assuming ofc that I can force jump to be able to pull off most of the badass jedi moves and that I can apparate on command.

Iirc, Voldemort never had the elder wand. Dumbledore -> Malfoy -> Potter =/= Voldemort

? Voldemord had it.

 Spoiler

voldemort took it from dumbledore's grave thinking he'd be the new master of the elder wand, then proceeds to kill snape because he thinks snape is the new master and by killing him he'll get the right to master it whilst it all along was malfoy being the master from disarming dumbledore, and since harry overpowered malfoy in their manor he is now the master of the elder wand and taunts voldemort about if the wand will know who it's true master is

OT: I decided for the portal gun and the pokéball.

DeathNote so I can get rid of those jerks on EMS.

But isn't the Death Note side effect that when you die, you go to the ever lasting nothingness? That looks like a really ugly side effect to me.


The Elder Wand to perform magic is my first choice. I mean, magic for god sake!

And the Light Saber, only because it's friggin awesome.

Downside to the deathnote is that you do not have a Shinigami. No Shinigami = no eye trade.

If you had the Shinigami, Death note + Pirate Medallion = Everlasting life.

Downside to the deathnote is that you do not have a Shinigami. No Shinigami = no eye trade.

If you had the Shinigami, Death note + Pirate Medallion = Everlasting life.

Still no sex.

Downside to the deathnote is that you do not have a Shinigami. No Shinigami = no eye trade.

If you had the Shinigami, Death note + Pirate Medallion = Everlasting life.

But no sex.... ever.... or food..... life = empty and sad

Edit: ninja'd by shenanigans

Screw you all.
Death Note + One Ring.
Duh.

Iirc, Voldemort never had the elder wand. Dumbledore -> Malfoy -> Potter =/= Voldemort

Voldemord had it.

 Spoiler

voldemort took it from dumbledore's grave thinking he'd be the new master of the elder wand, then proceeds to kill snape because he thinks snape is the new master and by killing him he'll get the right to master it whilst it all along was malfoy being the master from disarming dumbledore, and since harry overpowered malfoy in their manor he is now the master of the elder wand and taunts voldemort about if the wand will know who it's true master is

Wut... Voldemort had Dumbledore's wand, which he assumed to be the incarnate of the elder wand. He was wrong, I don't think I need to reiterate how its power passed to Harry, since you felt obligated to agree with exactly what I said while still stating that "Voldemort had [the elder wand]." I bolded some key words for you.

/confused

Wut... Voldemort had Dumbledore's wand, which he assumed to be the incarnate of the elder wand. He was wrong, I don't think I need to reiterate how its power passed to Harry, since you felt obligated to agree with exactly what I said while still stating that "Voldemort had [the elder wand]." I bolded some key words for you.

/confused

No, voldemord had the real elder wand that he got from Dumbledore and Dumbledore got it from grindelwald.
It was the real one.

To quote the harry potter wiki:

After this, Voldemort devoted the later half of 1997 and into the spring of 1998, to seeking the Elder Wand, which he believed would finally conquer Harry Potter and, therefore, render himself invulnerable. He traced the wand's recent history, killing both Gregorovitch and Grindelwald in his search, and despite Grindelwald's efforts, Voldemort led the wand's ownership to Dumbledore.
Voldemort broke into Dumbledore's grave and robbed it of the wand which had been buried with its previous master, thus taking possession of the Elder Wand.

Bolded some key words for you.

No, voldemord had the real elder wand that he got from Dumbledore and Dumbledore got it from grindelwald.
It was the real one.

He had the Elder Wand. But he had it WITHOUT the Elder Wand power. Draco had its power until Harry got to him.

When Harry and Voldemort face each other, Voldemort realizes his mistake too late. It was the end of him.


And having the One Ring won't help you avoid death. It sure makes you live a lot, but not forever.

The Death Note by itself it's not great. Maybe with the dark Lantern ring?

He had the Elder Wand. But he had it WITHOUT the Elder Wand power. Draco had its power until Harry got to him.

When Harry and Voldemort face each other, Voldemort realizes his mistake too late. It was the end of him.

Yes? I said that already.
But he still had the wand, which is what i said all along. He had the wand, not the power. But he could still use it, just not to the full potential.
He said voldemort never had the wand. He had the wand, that's just fact.

Cursed Pirate Medallion: because honestly, only 2 out of 3 of those side-effects really affects me anyway. And what do i care if i can't eat or drink, i'll be fucking immortal, and i'll be a skeleton, meaning i'll make no scientific sense too, Score!

Elder Wand: Because fucking magic thats why.

The effect of the One Ring is useless, nobody even notices me anyway.

Portal Gun - Really? Its a freaking portal gun. Point and Shoot and move through it. Itd be awesome!

Lightsaber - Because I get better reflexes and such from having the lightsaber, my skills to create portals and move though them in complex mind bending manners will be greatly improved as well. On top of that, its a freaking lightsaber, I can protect myself if needed.

Pretty much this, the reflexes from the bit of force you get plus the leg braces and the portals make you the top assassin.

Also if there weren't so many rules on the red pill it would be amazing with half the stuff there, lightsaber + red pill = Robot killing spree, pokeball + red pill = fucking up robots, and so on.