Seeking nubile females to bear my child.

For tonight, I have settled on what my son, heir to my great legacy, must be named.
Tobias Zebulon [my last name].

We can adopt?

We can adopt?

I do not reject the possiblity of an adoption, but then it'd require the child to accept my name for them.
Which I doubt they would.
I mean, that name is so perfect, it.. it brings me to tears. ='[

I do not reject the possiblity of an adoption, but then it'd require the child to accept my name for them.
Which I doubt they would.
I mean, that name is so perfect, it.. it brings me to tears. ='[

Adopt an infant.

to be as zebulon?

Tobias

Did you settle on that? No other options?

A true spawn of evil, congrats.

A true spawn of evil, congrats.

Ironic, considering what it means.

Still, THE NAME BEGINS WITH A Z. AND IT'S A DEAD NAME. I'm a sucker for the former, and while normally I'm all about uncommon names, a DEAD NAME?! I should totally raise the child for greatness.

Did you settle on that? No other options?

Yes. Either I, or whatever bastard spawn of my seed that should come to disgrace this planet with it's presence, will have that name.

Zorro?

Zorro?

Ark!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zebulon_Pike

Pretty much the only famous Zebulon that I can think of.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zebulon_Pike

Pretty much the only famous Zebulon that I can think of.

Check the hyperlink in OP

Isn't the average age of girls who play Maple Story like thirteen?

Isn't the average age of girls who play Maple Story like thirteen?

Might still be nubile in his book.

Might still be nubile in his book.

Nubile = Wearing nothing (but a bikini) on a beach.

Well, that's odd.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/nubile

Well, that's odd. http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/nubile

Okay, correction to definition.

A female is nubile when posting their own picture in shenanigans will get them banned.

Obscenity: Graphic/Suggestive Imagery
Definition: Any human or anthropomorphic representation, real or imaginary, posted in any degree of undress, including but not limited to bathing suits, or in a manner that sexualizes or eroticizes them.

nu·bile adj \ˈnü-ˌbī(-əl, ˈnyü-, -bəl\
Definition of NUBILE
1: of marriageable condition or age
2: sexually attractive —used of a young woman

EDIT: Ignore this post.

Me thinks that someone has been watching too much Innuyasha: