What would you answer

Q: What should you do when you have a sexual desire?

1) Play soccer
2) Consult your parents
3) Try to sleep
4) Go out with friends with opposite sex
5) Ask your best friend to a movie

This is an actual question in university qualification exam. I really don't know which should I answer as the best obvious answer isn't there.

WHAT THE HELL?!

Don't answer it.

I would consult my parents, having a sexual desire would be far too scary and sinful for me to deal with on my own.
The obvious answer is that you fap though.

Seriously though, that is a really retarded question, my mind can't get around how stupid that is.

I would try to sleep. My grandparents would laugh at me if I told them about my sexual desires.

WHAT THE HELL?!

Don't answer it.

I'd do that.

Play soccer, I guess.

It makes sense in a roundabout way to me since if you're having some sexual tension, physical activity would perhaps make you too tired to think about it.

Dumb question nevertheless.

I would probably go with going out with friends of the opposite sex.



1) Play soccer - lolrepress yo feelings
2) Consult your parents - awwwwwwwkkkkkkwwwwarrrrrrdddddddd
3) Try to sleep - Yes, because a lot of people like to fap when they are in bed
4) Go out with friends with opposite sex - hint hint
5) Ask your best friend to a movie - Actually not that bad of an option. If theyre a girl and you are both comfortable talking about the issue, it could lead to some breakthroughs. If its a guy, he could be in the same boat.

If this was on my test I would probably put 2 because it seems like what they want to hear but if someone asked me my answer would be

If this was on my test I would probably put 2 because it seems like what they want to hear but if someone asked me my answer would be

[video=youtube_share;v16KFXa2njo]http://youtu.be/v16KFXa2njo[/video]

Don't leave us in suspense!

No right or wrong answer.

CONSULT YOUR PARENTS

MOM, MY PENIS FEELS FUNNY.

5) Ask your best friend to a movie

Hey dude, is that a banana on your pants or are you just happy to see me?

[video=youtube;h6WYrXJa8co]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6WYrXJa8co[/video]
for some reason your made me remember this movie....

also I don't know how to answer it... what's the point
how do I see the options

1) Play soccer
I find it kinda akward... well depends if you have some weird fetishes
2) Consult your parents
you are a shy dude...
3) Try to sleep
you're going to "use it"
4) Go out with friends with opposite sex
you want to f....
5) Ask your best friend to a movie
you want to f... with your best friend

I just say go to sleep and kill that stump... and go to bed

I'd probably go back to bed.

3) Try to sleep

why is there no use hands option

why is there no use hands option

because that's inmoral

why is there no use hands option

There is. It's #4.

Tee hee.

Not sure but isn't #4 essentially telling you to bang a friend? Also known as pre-marital sex, how is that better than the hand (from the moral stand point in which the hand with be immoral)? Plus not just friend but friendS.
Also #5 could also be seen as homosexual (since I think most kids bests friends are the same sex as them), so indeed pick #1 or #2, but best is #2 since #1 could be seen as avoiding the problem.

4) Go out with friends with opposite sex

is that what they call them nowadays?