Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted, the entire maple economy gets fucked up, and the meso is devalued. After this, the mesos dont get banned, you do.

I wish for someone to post after this.

Granted, but not until the next day.

I wish for the thread to be sexy.

Granted. I am here now, but ur mom found out u were looking at sexy websites so she took away your internet privelages.

I wish I had a pen that worked... ALWAYS worked.

Granted, it works. But not for writing.

I wish for someone to make a wish that has already been made before.

Granted, I steal your wish!

I wish for someone to make a wish that has already been made before.

Granted, but I'm too lazy to check so I'll just guess.

I wish I could be as 1337 as IsaacGS.

Granted, but I'm too lazy to check so I'll just guess.

I wish I could be as 1337 as IsaacGS.

Granted but you turn into IsaacGS which makes him pwn twice as hard.

I wish IsaccGS had many pwnful clones!

Granted, but there are 1500 clones and the pwn was split between them, leaving little for each one.

I wish I would post after the person that's going to post after me.

Granted but some thing will go horrible wrong D:

I wish the next poster got a wonderful cake.

Granted..now its mine ;D

I wish for the next poster to have my cake

Thanks!
(I see what you did there)

I wish people would make wishes more fit for manipulation

Granted, here's mine.

I wish this wish was more fit for manipulation.

Wish granted, but I'll be in the driver's seat when it comes to manipulation.

I wished contestants on Total Drama Island didn't get eliminated.

Granted ;D

*headshots the contestants* FATALITY

I wish that all the contestant of TDI died

Granted, but they rise from the dead and eat your brains.

I wish for a power level of OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDDDDD

Granted, but they rise from the dead and eat your brains.

I wish for a power level of OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDDDDD

Granted but vegeta still kills you!

I wish I could get invited to a party in some body's pants.

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Granted but it becomes brainwashing and brutally addictive and you spend the rest of your life listening to every second of its broadcast, and when the station finally shuts down you go insane and jump off a building to your death.

I wish for a Lancer from Gears of War.

Granted, but I, uh, steal all of your cookies in the process.

I wish I could get the 1000th post in the thread.

Granted, but you had to double post to get it.

I wish for a balloon.