Challenge accepted.

inb4 deep fried butter

No way

Impossible.

Lucho has already crashed, Rick will too.

I get on a plane to the United States of America

Lazy kiwi. You should swim it if you're worried about weight.

I still say it won't happen. He'll love our food too much

You've surely never been to Europe...

If he gains weight it won't be because the food is better, but because it has way more fat than anywhere in the world.

Eat hot dogs all day, erryday, n`igga.

I expect you to go back to NZ weighing 139 lbs.

I expect you to go back to NZ weighing 139 lbs.

Oh you.

You've surely never been to Europe...

If he gains weight it won't be because the food is better, but because it has way more fat than anywhere in the world.

As someone who has traveled around a lot of Europe, I can honestly say that only nice restaurants from my experience have "really good" food. American food is pretty good, still.

Just eat at Chipotle. Healthy, tastes awesome, and very filling.

I expect you to go back to NZ weighing 139 lbs.

Let's make a contest on how much Rick will weigh when he goes back to NZ.

inb4 deep fried butter

The funny thing is, this christmas my family got a deep frier to fry a turkey, and the first thing we did before we even put it in was deep fry a snickers bar just because everyone always talks about that. fried butter is smalltime compared to some of the stuff you can do...like, deep frying a full pig, deep frying a vat of lard, then injecting/coating the pig with the lard. Then coating it in chocolate and deep frying it again.

Yeah, that's a real thing.

You're underweight anyway

you know what the problem is? the food has more calories here than back at home. even the same food

So I just went to Burger King through lack of other options. Asked for a large, promptly changed my mind when I saw the buckets she was going to put my drink/fries in, even though I get diet coke. Almost got me there, America.

Rick used to be fat, IIRC.

Also, Rick, you'll soon learn that in America you can eat healthy at any restaurant you go to. There are many places that offer light or vegetarian plates. Ask the cashier or waiter and they'll help you out. People here just choose to eat unhealthily.

promptly changed my mind when I saw the buckets she was going to put my drink/fries in

Heaven help you when you see the size of a U.S. movie theater "small"

Also, Rick, you'll soon learn that in America you can eat healthy at any restaurant you go to. There are many places that offer light or vegetarian plates. Ask the cashier or waiter and they'll help you out. People here just choose to eat unhealthily.

That however is a new trend, and not true of most of the past 30 years.

Haha, just wait until he goes into a 7-11 and sees the size of a Big Gulp. I wish this was The Truman Show.

Think of the extra weight you gain in America as a souvenir!

Haha, just wait until he goes into a 7-11 and sees the size of a Big Gulp. I wish this was The Truman Show.

Hey it's not that big.

ITT: This is why Americans are fat

Haha, just wait until he goes into a 7-11 and sees the size of a Big Gulp. I wish this was The Truman Show.

Rick, get yourself a webcam hat and start livestreaming!