How virgins spend New Years Eve.

My New Year was, as always, spent at home with parents and grandma. Was a nice 'party'.

Feels good man. Really.

I spent mine sleeping.
I believe I have outdone you all.

I went barhopping and ended up at some random american guy's apartment with my girl friends doing afterparty. Why do clubs close at 3 am here, can someone explain that

Because we have last call at 1:00 or 2:00 (which is a legal obligation) and there's no point in staying open if no one is drinking. That's why house parties are superior.

@Mark: so jelly. I was clearly bragging about pissing off the homophobe rather than being drunk considering I didn't even say specifically that I was drunk, I just asked if others were and had said that I intended to get drunk but you know, plans change.

SPIRC had some pretttttttttty interesting chats going on. :3

SPIRC had some pretttttttttty interesting chats going on. :3

I demand logs of it. (>Just noticing SP had a IRC)

You're six years old you shouldn't be dating anyway.

As I write this I'm preparing to go get drunk. It's been a long week.

Sounds like Sarah is 13 years old. Still thinking its cool to get drunk haha

Sounds like Sarah is 13 years old. Still thinking its cool to get drunk haha

...Where's the implication that is cool within her post, I dont see it

Lol dis thread. Laughter helps a hangover.

Went to my friend's university last night where he has a house. There were around 10 of us, but we were expecting a lot more people. Had a couple of handles and some thirtys, lots of drinking and stupidity going on. One guy felt drunk tough enough to go stand on our porch and scream at everyone who was walking by, challenging them to fights and hitting on their girlfriends, also throwing beer bottles and fireworks, ultimately ending with him getting punched in the face. Meanwhile, most of us still sane people are watching the New Years Time Square festivities and smoking vaporizer. Woke up today in a daze at around 8 with a nice souvenir hangover. Wooo new years!~

My night consisted of thousands of drunk people. Right at midnight, it consisted of being squashed by said drunk people. What made it enjoyable was the cute asian girl who was squashed up on me in front of me (insert pineappleyeah.jpg). Rounded out the night with some slots and got me an extra $55 bucks.

Night was great.

That is the only female contact you'll get in 2012. Hawhawhawhaw. Super cool party bros 4 life.

@Mark: so jelly. I was clearly bragging about pissing off the homophobe rather than being drunk considering I didn't even say specifically that I was drunk, I just asked if others were and had said that I intended to get drunk but you know, plans change.

You can't fool me. I can sniff out a drunk female for miles. I know this because I am alpha male party bro.

Whoooa, look at this cool kid! Gettin' drunk and then bragging about it on the internet!

You're like SOOO kawaii.

Sounds like Sarah is 13 years old. Still thinking its cool to get drunk haha

Get outta here, bro. You're killin' my buzz.

Party bro gettin wasted on NEW YEARS DAY!

Had a great night being intoxicated. Kurt and Panacea got some fun texts from me I think.

Sounds like Sarah is 13 years old. Still thinking its cool to get drunk haha

I actually saw a guy with a gnarly rotting smile last night and thought of you.

No one's getting infracted but posts from this post forth shall be more about New Years.

Shut up, Rick!

Only cool party bros allowed!

You're just jealous because you got none of my matrix cake.

Mark did you at least level up at the stroke of midnight?

Or did you at least stroke at midnight???

Which one of your IRC buddies came out with that joke for you? We all know women aren't funny. HAWHAWHAW.

I'm surprised you didn't make a kitchen joke, Mark.

Then again that would be sexist. Oh wait.

Shut up, Rick!

Only cool party bros allowed!

Shut up and continue your belly shot off me.