Fuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!

Listen to commercials all the way to work
favorite song comes on right when I get there

Have to #2 at a public restroom
pee all over the seat

Attempt to eat a packed burger
toppings fall out of the bun

Taking a sip of 7-11 coffee
lid isn't on all the way

Wear a new shirt
Someone tells you the size sticker is still on the back

Looking for your cellphone for 10 minutes
It's in your pocket

Hang out with the girl you like
talk about the guy she likes the whole time

Picture day at school
face breaks out the day before

Wake up in the morning
feeling like P Diddy

Ask someone if they would like some gum
Package only has 1 piece left

Need to take a #2
no toilet paper left

 Spoiler

Sorry if some of these are unoriginal. 2 of them happened to me today so I thought I'd make up some more for fun

Come into shenanigans thread expecting misplaced angry dome thread.
See this.

I remember some of those kinds of things in motivation poster format or something. Just remembered this one:

Friends called that outing/party is cancelled
Showered for nothing

ITT: Real life "Scumbag" stuff!

Looking for your cellphone for 10 minutes
It's in your pocket

Story of my life.

Keep thinking of telling something to someone all day
Forgetting by the time you meet them.

Looking for your cellphone for 10 minutes
It's in your pocket

Same here, except that instead of my pocket it usually turns out to be on the couch's armrest right next to me (both the couch and my phone are black...you get the idea).

Same thing tends to happen with the house's cordless phone and remotes.

Need to take a #2
no toilet paper left

LolNobodyMV

Alarm sounds.
Press snooze 5 times.

Wake up late.
Morning boner.

Sneak to the bathroom.
Someone's using it.

Gonna brush teeth.
Sink's plastered in blue toothpaste.

30 minutes before final exam.
It takes 45 minutes walking to reach the test building.

Get to the building on time.
Left student ID on the apartment.

This is my girlfriend that pulled this one off.

"Hey do you know where my headband is? I've been looking for 10 minutes for it...could swore I put it down somewhere."

"Nope."

She looked for another 10 minutes before realizing it was on her neck. *facepalm*