Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted, but everyone you teach is stupid. Really stupid.
are you really a teacher? O: makes me feel so young...

IWishThatThereWereNoSpacesBetweenWords

Granted,butthisisreallyhardtoreadisn'titandifyoutypelikethisyouseeabigredlineunderwhateveryouwritewhichmakesyousadD:.

I wish for at least 58 more posts in this thread.

Granted,ButEveryPostCorruptsSomeonesWish,WhichSucks.

I wish for spaces between words again o:

I wish for spaces between words again o:

Granted, everything is back to normal and thanks to you.

I wish for the "Corrupt a wish thread #2"....

Wish granted, but in that topic, people can corrupt your wish in TWO different ways.

I wish that you can get a new sig.

Granted, but its in a section of the forum you dont have access to =P

I wish I had a coffee

Granted, here's a coffee bean. Enjoy

I wish for a big nvmd

[SIZE="7"]GRANTED NVMD[/SIZE]

I wish for the hypnotoad to enslave us all :3

Granted, that includes you o:

 Spoiler

Did I really need to corrupt that? arg@scary toad thing ):

I wish I knew who Kira was ;D

Granted, but only because Kira kills you.
I wish I had more skateboarding skills.

Here you go!

I wish for an ice cream and an unoriginal corruption for the wish.

Here you go!

I wish for an ice cream and an unoriginal corruption for the wish.

Granted but now youe ice cream now falls into the pit of doom and destruction while you are being killed by a murder,then u are cut up then fed to fishes,where u then do thru the digestive track and come out as poop,the poop is then used a manure to grow corn,but then the corn is destroyed by a elephant that fell from the sky..Then they all lived happily ever after

I wish for a vampire to suck everyone's blood(idc)

Granted, but that vampire happens to be allergic to blood. D:

I wish for wasabi.

Granted, your breath stinks of wasabi for a month.

I wish Anego here would shoot everyone other than me.

Granted, but she shoots your mom. And not in bed.

I wish for me not to post again in this thread.

Granted, but wait what?

I wish for me not to post twice in a row.

Too bad.

I wish that Obama would win the election.

Too bad.

I wish that Obama would win the election.

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Granted, but then Obama gets assasinated o_o

I wish everyone had aids[/COLOR]

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[COLOR="Red"]Granted, but it's empty.

I wish the Halo trilogy would continue. (Not including Halo Wars or the Recon bs.)[/COLOR]