26 pound? 36 thousand calories?

[video=youtube;kRcCWIuvDis]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRcCWIuvDis[/video]



I love it.

-credits to barkey for image.

Isn't one "pound" of weight gained theoretically around 3,000 calories? So if you ate that whole bear in the course of a day you'd instantly gain like 12 pounds? Hory shet.

Isn't one "pound" of weight gained theoretically around 3,000 calories? So if you ate that whole bear in the course of a day you'd instantly gain like 12 pounds? Hory shet.

No, if you ate the whole bear, you would gain 26 pounds due to conservation of mass. Those 36000 calories will be eventually stored as fat later.

No, if you ate the whole bear, you would gain 26 pounds due to conservation of mass. Those 36000 calories will be eventually stored as fat later.

Ah. Jesus christ that's still insane though.

Something to try while on my death bed.

Has no one here watched EpicMealTime?
This is nothing.

If only all ads were like the ones from these guys.

i kind of want to melt one down and reforge it into a gummi broadsword

i kind of want to melt one down and reforge it into a gummi broadsword

Pair it with a gummi shield!

I'm making gummy dual bowguns, gummy harp, gummy Black Mage, and then the rest of the bear after I ragemurder Black Mage for breaking a string of my harp.

Has no one here watched EpicMealTime?
This is nothing.

These commercials are addicting.

It ain't a party like a giant gummy bear party.