Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted, but its happy in the sense that the holiday was successful, -> scary. You become so scared that it prevents you from getting candy/doing w/e you planned.

I wish that the next person who posts here will have there wish granted.

Granted, but its happy in the sense that the holiday was successful, -> scary. You become so scared that it prevents you from getting candy/doing w/e you planned.

I wish that the next person who posts here will have there wish granted.

Granted but they wish for you to be killed so you have 24 hours to live.

I wish I didn't have to sleep

Granted but they wish for you to be killed so you have 24 hours to live.

I wish I didn't have to sleep

Granted. You are permanently rendered unable to sleep and go insane and die of sleep deprivation.

I wish for a chocolate pastry.

Granted, but it was just painted brown. Sorry D:

I wish for a paint brush.

granted, but it was one of those fake junk that came out one of the sweat shops in China. So the hair all fall out when you try to use it.

I wish for my voice back

I wish for my voice back

Granted but you need to practice your voice back too!

I wish I had a nicely mockingbird...

Wish granted, but that mockingbird will sing completely out of tone!

I wish that I can revive that Aqua-chan in your sig.

A bishop comes along and uses rez. unfortunatly Aqua-chan doesnt pot fast enough before getting hit, and dies again. Then, theres the lolcooldown time.

I wish for some water

Granted, but it's yellow. And came out of a toilet.

I wish for someone to accidentally a coca-cola bottle. Is that bad?

Granted, but it's yellow. And came out of a toilet.

I wish for someone to accidentally a coca-cola bottle. Is that bad?

Your question is very complexing please ask agen..

I wish for doom to all.

Your question is very complexing please ask agen..

I wish for doom to all.

Granted but doom only lasts five minutes for us and lasts an eternity for you.

I wish my new dog wasn't such an idiot.

Granted, his/her name is no longer "Suchennidiot."

I wish for more people to post.

Granted, his/her name is no longer "Suchennidiot."

I wish for more people to post.

Grandted, soon enough there will be a lot of users that will post here (in this thread)

I wish I had the brand-new Photoshop CS4 Extended!

Granted, but its a trial copy that only lasts for 14 days.

I wish that I had something better to wish for.

Granted, but its a trial copy that only lasts for 14 days.

I wish that I had something better to wish for.

Granted but after you find out what it is you realize that you wasted your wish and go spiraling into depression.

I wish that loddlaen would stop spiraling

Granted. He suicides.

I wish DjDisko wasn't a hooker anymore.

Granted, but now you have no one to pleasure you.

I wish for a better computer!

Granted, but it's mine.

I wish for Southperry to be even more "Supah Kawai"!

I wish for Southperry to be even more "Supah Kawai"!

Granted, but the title (SP logo) has changed into "Ultimate Kawaii"

I wish I had good ideas for wishing....

Granted but then you realise I already wished for what you wished for.

I wish I taught kids motivated to work.