Southperry Funnies

Its the funhouse and there hasn't been a thread where people can tell jokes yet??

Post your funniest jokes here and give us all a laugh

I'll start

There were two guys, drinking in a bar, at the top of the empire state building
The 1st guy says to the 2nd guy

"hey, i heard about someone who jumped off this top floor, and the wind at the 10th floor was so strong that it carried him all the way back up"

Of course the 2nd guy doesnt believe him
So the 1st guy says

"here i'll show you"

So the 1st guy jumps out of the top of the empire state building, and sure enough, the wind at the 10th floor carries him back up.
The 2nd guy is in disbelief, so the 1st guy decides to do it again.
Sure enough, the wind once again carries him all the way bak up.
The 2nd guy decides to try it himself.
So he gets to the edge of the building and leaps out.
He falls and falls, past the 10th floor, and straight into the ground.
The 1st guy is laughing his ass off; when the bartender goes

"Superman, you're an pimento when you're drunk"

LOL!!!!!!
Ok now time for my joke: Yo momma so ugly, she looked out the window, and got arrested for mooning!

I can't tell any jokes for fear I will get banned for racism. Plus, most of my jokes involve Jews (which is ok, cause I am Jewish)

I can't tell any jokes for fear I will get banned for racism. Plus, most of my jokes involve Jews (which is ok, cause I am Jewish)

I know a lot of poland jokes, just play any one of the buttonhunt games and youll see why!

A little racism is good for the body.

Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
They don't have green cards

Your mother is so Mexican, she turned Meso Explosion into Peso Explosion.

~Warning: CONTAINS ADULT CONTENT~

ok....its not that bad but.....

 Spoiler

Superman is flying over the city, when he notices something strange on the top of a building. As he looks closer, he notices its Wonder Woman....and shes completely naked. Superman thinks to himself 'I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I can fly down there, pineapple her, and fly away before she even notices...'

And thats just what he does. Satisfied, Superman flies out of sight and continues patrolling the city. Startled by the gust of wind he created, Wonder Woman says "What was that" And the Invisible Man goes "I dont know, but my ass hurts like hell"

LMAO @ The first one.

I don't have many good ones so I'll just post a stupid one.

Why do rivers always end up flowing to hell?
They're all dammed.

I can't tell any jokes for fear I will get banned for racism. Plus, most of my jokes involve Jews (which is ok, cause I am Jewish)

Looks like I'm not the only jew who makes jokes like that.

Looks like I'm not the only jew who makes jokes like that.

YAY... A fellow Jew!

Anyways... I hope these don't offend anyone. So here we go I guess.

 Spoiler

What's Hitlers least favorite planet?
'Jewpiter'

What happens when a Jew with an errection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.