The most controversial Rock Paper Scissors match on earth.

Elven Emily uses scissors, Heffalump drops an elephant-shaped-rock on them. Heffalump wins!

Elven Emily uses scissors, Heffalump drops an elephant-shaped-rock on them. Heffalump wins!

I lol'd.

Congrats Heffalump.

*Awaits for my match results.*

Pic related.

"Blueruin uses paper, Celan juggles his options and finally cuts out the funny stuff with a sharp pair of scissors. Winner, Celan."
True story.

Sorry but I kinda had a feeling I'd be out early on this one. Grats, Celan. Good luck, everyone. ^_^

Lolthanks.
*thinkingposes Netto*

Oh my god my nigguh elven Emily lost too...

Okay celan, take this home for broa, okay?

After a night of throwing rocks at each other, Unauthorized Intruder decides to change tactics by pulling out a pair of scissors. Unfortunately, Eliseo pelts him in the head with a rock rendering him unconscious and unable to participate in the next round. Winner, Eliseo!

Round 1 has come to an end! Congratulations to all of our winners, and sucks to be you, losers. You'll always be losers. Failures. You're never going anywhere in life.

Round 2 starts now! I will send out PMs immediately.

Oh my god my nigguh elven Emily lost too...

Okay celan, take this home for broa, okay?

I'ma bring this down for Germany, AND Broa!

We placed all of our trust in sicnarf. He was to be the savior of Southperry; Heffalump could not be allowed to win.

We waited with bated breath for the results that would determine the future of Southperry. They are in.

Heffalump used paper.

HYDROGEN BOMBBBBBBBBBB

sicnarf toiled in his basement, elaborately constructing a hydrogen bomb. Unfortunately, his deal with the Iranians fell through. In a fit of rage, he grabbed a pair of scissor and charged toward Heffalump. sicnarf wins!

VICTORY.

Following so many winners before him, Eliseo puts his money on a new pair of shiny scissors. Tay, the bully he is, waits outside the store and snatches Eliseo's new scissors, bashing them with a rock before snickering and running into the sunset. Winner, Tay!

Dammit!

My scissors.

 Spoiler

I find this to be so much more fun that it should.

Wow I can't believe I beat Eliseo lol.

I had a draw?
IMPOSSIBLU!
*tries again*

Celan and Netto spent the night making origami halloween decorations in a fierce competition of their own, seemingly unaware that we were still playing rock, paper, scissors. After a quick reminder, Celan walked off, arriving later with a large rock under arm. He stood above all of Netto's hard work and dropped the rock... but a strong wind carried the origami out of danger and Celan's rock landed on his own foot instead. Winner, Netto!

Heffalump could not be allowed to win.

Now that's just mean.
Also, the methods of winning are getting steadily stranger.
GO NETTO!
You got this brah.

Good luck Netto, my padawan. You know I want you to win.

Raul. Why are you posting on two diff accs lol.

Eliseo. You just couldn't fucking kill of Tay and avenge me, could you? You just had to let him win. Jesus Christ someone take Tay out.

Good luck Netto, my padawan. You know I want you to win.

Raul. Why are you posting on two diff accs lol.

Eliseo. You just couldn't fucking kill of Tay and avenge me, could you? You just had to let him win. Jesus Christ someone take Tay out.

Because I fucking want to.
Problem, madame?

Hehe no I just don't see the reason too. You said your account was banned so you made this one, but you switch back and forth between the accounts now? I would think you'd just go back to "Raul" after the ban was over permanently.