Women or bacon?

Corn in bacon tastes pretty good.

Definitely bacon. Always bacon! WTH you asking this question for!

Women demand money and expensive things

Bacon loves me no matter what.

I eat bacon off my women

I much prefer solid but chewy bacon. Crunchy bacon always tastes overcooked and too salty.

This applies to my women as well.

Crunchy bacon always tastes overcooked and too salty.

but that's the best part about it!
Then again, salt is and always has been my favorite flavor accentuator, and I am of the opinion that absolutely everything can be improved with it. My most notable discovery is salting doughnuts. It goes without saying that I have also tried doughnuts wrapped in bacon.

I enjoyed that too.

I am going to die in my 30s from a heart attack, but it will be during a food orgasm, mark my words.

I eat bacon off my women